The OFFICIAL Irony thread
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‘Racism Is Pervasive and Systemic’ at Canada’s Museum of Human Rights, Report Says
Not too much of a surprise considering that the thing's a massive white elephant.
Not too much of a surprise considering that the thing's a massive white elephant.
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I can't decide if this is irony or karma...
Coal magnate Robert Murray, outspoken miner who battled EPA, dies at 80 of lung disorder
Coal magnate Robert Murray, outspoken miner who battled EPA, dies at 80 of lung disorder
Robert Murray, a fourth-generation coal miner who became one of the embattled industry’s most outspoken advocates, has died. He was 80.
Murray died early Sunday morning at his home in St. Clairsville, Ohio, of a lung disorder, according to Michael Shaheen, the family’s lawyer. He was diagnosed in 2016 with coal workers’ pneumoconiosis, or black lung disease, and had been known to attend industry events with a portable oxygen container.
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Dude’s 80 years old. I’d just call it old age.
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Does this qualify?
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Well, he's certainly a dumb fucker...
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Does this count?
(from CNN's homepage)
(from CNN's homepage)
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Upon initial glance I thought that was a U.S. Air Force photo because that's exactly what staff meetings look like most of the time.
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Kellyanne Conway's daughter auditioned for American Idol last night, and before the audition, they put Claudia in a room to see a pre-recorded message from her mother, where she stated, in part, "Remember honey, winners are people that are willing to lose."
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That's really sad how they're exploiting her. It's not going to end well. ABC getting slammed this morning and rightfully so.Reaper wrote: ↑Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:02 pm Kellyanne Conway's daughter auditioned for American Idol last night, and before the audition, they put Claudia in a room to see a pre-recorded message from her mother, where she stated, in part, "Remember honey, winners are people that are willing to lose."
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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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A "reprehensible" view for these people would be that the Proud Boys aren;t the cream of American masculinity.
Obvious answer is that it's someone who King Donald doesn't like.
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My new tennis racket came in today.
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Yeah, rich Conservatives never get off.Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:00 am Donald Trump Jr. calls Bruce Springsteen's dropped charges 'liberal privilege'
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Springsteen had a BAC of 0.02. That's why the charges were dropped.Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:00 am Donald Trump Jr. calls Bruce Springsteen's dropped charges 'liberal privilege'
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Maybe this?
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Was going to put this in the Trump Crap thread, but it truly belongs here.
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Need a ruling.
Pickup truck in front of me with 4 stickers.
1 - Blue Lives Matter
2 - Batman, a vigilante who took justice into his own hands because of a mostly corrupt police force
3 - Star wars, where a whole movement bucks the powers that be for their policies and heavy handed approach to galaxy building
4 - Mandalorian, a bounty hunter who works well outside the bounds of normal law enforcement
Pickup truck in front of me with 4 stickers.
1 - Blue Lives Matter
2 - Batman, a vigilante who took justice into his own hands because of a mostly corrupt police force
3 - Star wars, where a whole movement bucks the powers that be for their policies and heavy handed approach to galaxy building
4 - Mandalorian, a bounty hunter who works well outside the bounds of normal law enforcement
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I think it gets points for not having a Punisher decal.
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Even Tucker is fighting a laugh at the idiocy of his words.
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Not irony.
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Stolen for a work Slack channel (they screenshotted it from somewhere):
My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Is it ironic that right-wingers who wanted the Wall are now championing Djokovic breaking immigration laws?
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The United States has never won an Olympic medal in the following current winter sport: Biathlon.
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We need fewer restrictions on buying skis.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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