The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:43 am
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The OFFICIAL Irony thread
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:12 pm
The verbal irony tomorrow (for you guys) if/when GOP supporters don't blame Obama for everything.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:04 am
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:46 pm
Jezebel harpies gush over the dude who got departed from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome. I can't even decide which part of this story is the most ironic.
http://jezebel.com/meet-the-man-who-was ... -480273484
http://jezebel.com/meet-the-man-who-was ... -480273484
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:03 pm
I almost got deported for being too handsome then I showed the patch of psoriasis I have on my right knee and they let me go.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:47 am
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:57 am
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:56 am
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:59 am
This doesn't work for me.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:01 am
I don't think it worked for her parents either.Jerloma wrote:This doesn't work for me.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:09 am
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:14 pm
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:25 pm
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:33 pm
I've never seen the show, but doesn't he essentially get paid to flip the fuck out in court?Johnny Carwash wrote:Judge Joe Brown arrested for more or less flipping the fuck out in court.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:47 am
You know that "piracy is a crime" ad you have to sit through before watching DVDs? The background music was used outside of the terms agreed by the composer.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:59 am
Homeopathy company pulls products off the shelf because it may contain some actual medicine.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:49 pm
But…if they were intended to treat penicillin allergy…
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:11 am
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:15 am
Well, he did say "survive."
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:27 am
I think the best part is it is a Chicago guy. Double irony.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:51 am
A guy named Blount gets busted for marijuana possession.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:56 am
"There's no weed, officer, its just a philly blouwnt."
(Pronunciation jokes are really difficult in writing.)
(Pronunciation jokes are really difficult in writing.)
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:58 am
That's not even like remotely ironic.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:01 pm
I love you.Jerloma wrote:That's not even like remotely ironic.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:42 pm
I thought it was kind of a layup.Jerloma wrote:That's not even like remotely ironic.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:15 am
Lead singer of a band called "Survivor" dies.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:26 am
A letter came home from school with Cam yesterday about their bike and walk to school program. The contact's last name is Hummer and her email address is goodpennstategirl@....
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:34 am
"Jesus. You made one 'i' an 'n' and forgot an 's' altogether. I told you you should have gone to college, even if it was just a state school."
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:36 am
OR
"Nice spelling." - Tate
"Nice spelling." - Tate
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:37 pm
Gene Simmons declaring rock music "dead".
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:06 pm
The turnpike exit on my way to work has three stations. One EZ Pass only and two cash only. Every morning, the ez pass is backed up 4-5 deep while the two cash stations see no action.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:46 pm
I can dig that. Pretty funny.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:01 pm
I think I'll give you that one.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:07 pm
Maybe, possibly, kind of...
Roger 'Godell' coining the term "protecting the shield" as a way to justify what he's doing and yet...
Roger 'Godell' coining the term "protecting the shield" as a way to justify what he's doing and yet...
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:29 pm
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:37 pm
This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:38 pm
That's the clause Ryan was referring to. (Though it was Montecore.)Jerloma wrote:This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
((I hate that I know that.))
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:40 pm
Wow, that's weird.
My bad.
My bad.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:15 pm
Which is more ironic…Jerloma wrote:This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
A. A completely inexperienced person getting shocked (or trampled) to death
B. An expert getting shocked (or trampled) to death
I'd go with B every time. "A" is much more expected.
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:17 pm
Why do either of them have to be ironic at all?P.D.X. wrote:Which is more ironic…Jerloma wrote:This is the same rule that applies to Siegfried or Roy (they all look the same to me) getting attacked by a tiger. If someone is going to get killed by an elephant, you'd completely expect it to be someone who spends a lot of time around elephants. It's as ironic as an electrician dying from getting electrocuted.
A. A completely inexperienced person getting shocked (or trampled) to death
B. An expert getting shocked (or trampled) to death
I'd go with B every time. "A" is much more expected.