Official balls and cock thread

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Official balls and cock thread

Post by rass » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:33 am

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Post by rass » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:24 am

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Post by rass » Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:24 am

https://vine.co/v/eYamuuUh21Y

The cringe makes it.
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Post by Sabo » Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:45 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by rass » Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:46 am

Just throw the tweet tags around that url.

And ouch.
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Post by Sabo » Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:49 am

rass wrote:Just throw the tweet tags around that url.

And ouch.
Thanks. I forget we have the Twitter tag on the Swamp these days. Technology and stuff is cool.
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:47 am

Cousin of mine posted this family portrait drawn by her 8 year old daughter.

Her caption: "I'm a little concerned about my nose!"

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Post by rass » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:23 pm

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Post by P.D.X. » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:35 pm

But when the wardens strode out onto the river to rub the penis out, the ice started to creak.
Oh c'mon.

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Post by rass » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:40 pm

Ha! Missed that.
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Post by rass » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:21 am

Apparently the protectors of decency found a brush with a really long handle and finally cleared away the snow cock and balls.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:22 am

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It was actually headed farther south before she came into the picture.
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Post by Sabo » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:20 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Brontoburglar » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:02 pm

oh man
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Post by Shirley » Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:22 pm

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That can't be real, can it?
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by rass » Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:16 pm

Snow Penis Reported as Bias-Incident
The Residential Staff member who spoke with the Michigan Review explained his concerns with housing policy that led to a pile of snow being reported: “In the real world, no one cares about stuff like this. It is the height of privilege and entitlement to be obsessively concerned with utterly inconsequential events such as this.”
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:05 am

Whoa!

That is one supremely gifted player.
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Post by rass » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:08 pm



I couple of those guys do a shitty job of selling the grab.

h/t?
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Post by P.D.X. » Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:18 pm

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Post by rass » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:16 pm

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I probably end up posting every time PBF is referenced, but at least it's topical.
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Post by Moreta » Tue May 17, 2016 12:31 pm

surgeon wrote:“He was up and out of bed this morning,” said Dr. Curtis Cetrulo, who was among the lead surgeons on a team of more than 50 that worked on the procedure. “He’s handling it very well.”
I also believe this was intentional.

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Post by rass » Wed May 25, 2016 8:32 am

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed May 25, 2016 9:25 am

I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed May 25, 2016 9:36 am

DSafetyGuy wrote:I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
I remember as a kid seeing a Leafs defenceman take a shot to the nuts. During the replay it was stated that he was hit in the "lower abdomen."
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Post by howard » Wed May 25, 2016 5:29 pm

Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.

And this guy was at the game:

https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu
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Post by rass » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:30 am

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Post by rass » Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:02 am

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Post by rass » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:04 pm

I noticed these consecutive side roads while driving at lunch today.

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Post by cerrano » Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:52 pm

rass wrote:I noticed these consecutive side roads while driving at lunch today.

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how was your wawa lunch?
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Post by Sabo » Tue Jul 12, 2016 9:45 pm

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by rass » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:01 am

cerrano wrote:how was your wawa lunch?
Didn't partake. Grabbed a couple of sandwiches so the kids could basically eat in the car on the trip between day camp and soccer practice. Yay relaxing summer!
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by howard » Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:22 pm

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…

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