Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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hahaha
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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This woman is hilarious!

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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rass wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:09 pm
Gold!
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by rass » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:04 am

Episode three of The Righteous Gemstones was jam-packed with sacks and dongs. Definitely got my fix for the week.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Ryan » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:02 pm

That looks more like a penis than anything else in history including every penis ever what in the hell god someone translate that for Jerloma
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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TurdRyan found a cool dick, J-Lo.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Save it for the ball and Cock thread.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Ryan wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:02 pm
That looks more like a penis than anything else in history including every penis ever what in the hell god someone translate that for Jerloma
Jesus - a huge dick in a condom. What hellish beast is this?
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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It's heartbreaking!
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by rass » Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:53 pm

We would be completely overwhelmed if not for Dr. Nipel. Richard can screen multiple patients in the time it takes the rest of us to do one.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Kung Fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene..

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Johnny Carwash » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:48 pm

I see what you're doing, chedda.

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by govmentchedda » Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:46 pm

I do this stupid shit once, because a good old friend did it, and have caught so much crap.

ETA - is there a stupid shit you see on Instagram thread?
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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One more post like this and I might have to start a special COVID 19 edition of this thread.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by sancarlos » Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:10 pm

That really looks like something from Rick and Morty.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Reaper » Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:16 pm

I searched for this (Unis thread, NFL offseason thread, this one) and couldn't find anything. Apparently Eric Dickerson tried to get them to change it but was unsuccessful. https://nypost.com/2020/04/06/eric-dick ... enis-logo/

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Pruitt » Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:04 am

Not baaaad.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Finger was hovering over “submit” in the KTFO thread and I moved here at the last possible second
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by The Sybian » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:01 am

Guh, I feel nauseous after watching that. To see a guy tough enough to fight MMA crying and making noises like that makes me think there is some serious structural damage. Really wish I didn't see that.
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