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Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:33 am
by rass

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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:24 am
by rass

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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:38 am
by rass

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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:24 am
by rass
https://vine.co/v/eYamuuUh21Y

The cringe makes it.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:45 am
by Sabo

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:46 am
by rass
Just throw the tweet tags around that url.

And ouch.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:49 am
by Sabo
rass wrote:Just throw the tweet tags around that url.

And ouch.
Thanks. I forget we have the Twitter tag on the Swamp these days. Technology and stuff is cool.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:47 am
by Pruitt
Cousin of mine posted this family portrait drawn by her 8 year old daughter.

Her caption: "I'm a little concerned about my nose!"

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:53 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:23 pm
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:35 pm
by P.D.X.
But when the wardens strode out onto the river to rub the penis out, the ice started to creak.
Oh c'mon.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:40 pm
by rass
Ha! Missed that.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:02 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:21 am
by rass
Apparently the protectors of decency found a brush with a really long handle and finally cleared away the snow cock and balls.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:22 am
by Johnny Carwash
rass wrote:
It was actually headed farther south before she came into the picture.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:20 am
by Sabo

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 9:38 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:02 pm
by Brontoburglar
oh man

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:22 pm
by Shirley
rass wrote:
That can't be real, can it?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:16 pm
by rass
Snow Penis Reported as Bias-Incident
The Residential Staff member who spoke with the Michigan Review explained his concerns with housing policy that led to a pile of snow being reported: “In the real world, no one cares about stuff like this. It is the height of privilege and entitlement to be obsessively concerned with utterly inconsequential events such as this.”

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:57 am
by Brontoburglar

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:05 am
by Pruitt
Whoa!

That is one supremely gifted player.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:58 pm
by The Sybian
"When these guys fall down, they fall down long. And hard."

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:08 pm
by rass


I couple of those guys do a shitty job of selling the grab.

h/t?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:18 pm
by P.D.X.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:16 pm
by rass
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I probably end up posting every time PBF is referenced, but at least it's topical.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 8:53 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 12:31 pm
by Moreta
surgeon wrote:“He was up and out of bed this morning,” said Dr. Curtis Cetrulo, who was among the lead surgeons on a team of more than 50 that worked on the procedure. “He’s handling it very well.”
I also believe this was intentional.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 8:32 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 9:25 am
by DSafetyGuy
I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 9:36 am
by Pruitt
DSafetyGuy wrote:I believe the one outlet of old media that used "midsection" was the WWE.
I remember as a kid seeing a Leafs defenceman take a shot to the nuts. During the replay it was stated that he was hit in the "lower abdomen."

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 5:29 pm
by howard
Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.

And this guy was at the game:

https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:15 pm
by sancarlos
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:30 am
by rass

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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:02 am
by rass

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:04 pm
by rass
I noticed these consecutive side roads while driving at lunch today.

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 5:52 pm
by cerrano
rass wrote:I noticed these consecutive side roads while driving at lunch today.

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how was your wawa lunch?

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 9:45 pm
by Sabo

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:01 am
by rass
cerrano wrote:how was your wawa lunch?
Didn't partake. Grabbed a couple of sandwiches so the kids could basically eat in the car on the trip between day camp and soccer practice. Yay relaxing summer!

Re: Official balls and cock thread

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:22 pm
by howard
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