Official balls and cock thread

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Page 6!

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Hate that I read that. Esp the capture the flag one.
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It had to happen eventually....a Defector post that I did not/will not read.
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The one time there isn’t a pay wall...
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On the 8th fairway this morning.
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^^^the twigs were a great touch


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That testicle looks a bit like Morty from "Rick and Morty"
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Found the Caillou replacement:


...Google Translate does well with the episode descriptions. For instance, episode nine, “John on a Fishing Trip”:

“John is going fishing, but he has no fishing rod. Then he can in turn fish with the diller. Unfortunately, it’s just so embarrassing, because it just catches old junk. And the others on the dock laugh so much at him that the diller pushes kids into the water. But John saves the day with his diller-copter and gets the kids fishing ashore again. All is well until John gets the right bite.”
(diller is a Danish word for penis)
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1. Heh.
2. We should not have less snow here than Texas. (Or Spain.)
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Wait, someone sells dead bees?
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The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?
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rass wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?
Jewish tweet?
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A_B wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:29 am
rass wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?
Jewish tweet?
Not at that size.
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SHUT DOWN THE THREAD

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“quern” sounds almost dirty.

“Hey Augustus, I’ve got a big rock hard dick for your quern!”
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Ha ha. But, I've heard that men who wear Crocs don't really have penises.
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sancarlos wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:06 pm Ha ha. But, I've heard that men who wear Crocs don't really have penises.
Hence the overcompensation on the Croc Nuts.
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From Reddit: The city of Vancouver has a new outdoor art installation featuring a rendition of cat's butthole.
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I'm not sure what's worse, what it looks like or what it's supposed to be.
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I'm guessing it's a First Nations thing? Raven?
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Is that lance Armstrong?
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Looking past the penis and trying to unpack the rest of the design. Befuddled.
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“PDX at The Louvre, probably” wrote: Looking past the smile and trying to unpack the rest of the design. Befuddled.
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Some photographer who catches the smoke just right at liftoff is going to have their “Tank Man”.
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So it's a "prop" for a movie, but it's on a real playground in Vancouver right now.

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More like cockies, ammirite?
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'tis brilliant!
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