Official balls and cock thread

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Man, talk about a Vienna huge penis
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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chai?
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There's a great Instagram feed @dicklatte with tons of similar shots.
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The military is so uptight. I really hope that that is tough language and nothing happens. Everyone affected by it seemed to find it funny.

But then again, rape culture. Patriarchy. Men being bad. Etc.
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Prince Edward Island is the cutest part of Canada. 140,000 people now, 140,000 people forever.

I went out with a woman whose family was from PEI. She explained the stability of PEI's population like this - "Woman gets pregnant, man leaves the island."

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Tim Hortons.

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On the same thread...

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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Two classics!
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Election time in Ontario...

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Too bad I couldn’t get my hands on that one when I was in Portland.
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Glad they circled it in the photo, would have missed it otherwise.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:55 pm Glad they circled it in the photo, would have missed it otherwise.
That’s why you must stay vigilant.
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Not far from my house.

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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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I feel like I’m going to regret not just starting a “Bigfoot’s Dick” thread.

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Totally Kafkaesque
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What more could you expect from the 69th Expeditionary Bomber Squadron?
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Dicks all the way down. The ‘world dick’ or ‘all-dick’ pretty closely matches my spiritual ethos.
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