Official balls and cock thread

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howard wrote:Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.

And this guy was at the game:

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Oh yeah…
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Fucking Florida, man.
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Vermont's maple syrup logo is amazing!

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Just anonymously sent my buddy this:

(And moments after hitting "confirm," I received a prank phone call from prankdial.com. I don't think it was from my buddy, but the timing was impeccable.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQTU4yOA1EM/
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Game over.

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rass wrote:
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when some kid (or immature man) does things like this.

There's a cheap electronics store not far from here that has had a sign out front for a "Boxing Day" sale since December. Recently, some goofball changed it to "Bong Day." Hilarious!
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Driving back from Hood River, OR yesterday, we got stuck behind a Suburban full of frat guys who had drawn numerous dicks (complete with ball hair) in the dirt on the back window, along with subtle sayings such as "Smokin the skin pipe". Just the thing for being stuck in traffic with my 2 teenage daughters in the car with me.
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I may have posted this brand before... you can find it on grocery shelves all over Toronto - a Caribbean staple.

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Could be cross posted elsewhere, but it works here and it looks great! Plus when someone mentions it in the TV or Netflix threads, we can mock them for avoiding the balls and cock thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 3tkFOtM6go
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Wow
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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This looks to have the makings of great satire.
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govmentchedda wrote:In!


The Ringer is balls deep.
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My first two thoughts:

1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.

2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?
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You know I dreamed about you
For thirty nine years
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Johnny Carwash wrote:My first two thoughts:

1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.

2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?

I googled this to make sure it was satire and not real events. Like JC, I also could not tell from the trailer.
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Fantastic!
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Watched the first three episodes of "American Vandal."

Funny and clever...
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Liking it, but the joke is beginning to wear a bit thin. Still, going to stick with it
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And the Netfli x"Maya The Bee" Kid show
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