Official balls and cock thread

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by rass » Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:01 pm

howard wrote:Last night Craig Sager refered to Steve Adams' injury as a 'testicular contusion'.

And this guy was at the game:

https://vine.co/v/i9hWH5zrTiu
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Re: Official balls and cock thread

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…

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Fucking Florida, man.
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Vermont's maple syrup logo is amazing!

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Post by Johnnie » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:58 pm

Just anonymously sent my buddy this:

(And moments after hitting "confirm," I received a prank phone call from prankdial.com. I don't think it was from my buddy, but the timing was impeccable.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQTU4yOA1EM/
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Game over.

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:20 pm

rass wrote:
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when some kid (or immature man) does things like this.

There's a cheap electronics store not far from here that has had a sign out front for a "Boxing Day" sale since December. Recently, some goofball changed it to "Bong Day." Hilarious!
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

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Post by DaveInSeattle » Tue May 30, 2017 2:17 pm

Driving back from Hood River, OR yesterday, we got stuck behind a Suburban full of frat guys who had drawn numerous dicks (complete with ball hair) in the dirt on the back window, along with subtle sayings such as "Smokin the skin pipe". Just the thing for being stuck in traffic with my 2 teenage daughters in the car with me.

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Post by Pruitt » Mon Jul 10, 2017 6:10 am

I may have posted this brand before... you can find it on grocery shelves all over Toronto - a Caribbean staple.

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So proud of ole Ball U.
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Post by rass » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:54 am

Could be cross posted elsewhere, but it works here and it looks great! Plus when someone mentions it in the TV or Netflix threads, we can mock them for avoiding the balls and cock thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... 3tkFOtM6go
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Ryan » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:59 am

Wow
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The

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In!
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:30 am

This looks to have the makings of great satire.
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Post by rass » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:56 am

govmentchedda wrote:In!


The Ringer is balls deep.
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Johnny Carwash » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:05 am

My first two thoughts:

1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.

2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?
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You know I dreamed about you
For thirty nine years
before I saw you
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:06 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:My first two thoughts:

1. I legit could not tell from the trailer whether this was real or fake.

2. How much did SLolz get from letting them dramatize his life?

I googled this to make sure it was satire and not real events. Like JC, I also could not tell from the trailer.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:36 pm

Fantastic!
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Re: Official balls and cock thread

Post by Pruitt » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:55 pm

Watched the first three episodes of "American Vandal."

Funny and clever...
[+] spoiler
Liking it, but the joke is beginning to wear a bit thin. Still, going to stick with it
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:46 pm

And the Netfli x"Maya The Bee" Kid show
http://www.businessinsider.com/netflixs ... dal-2017-9

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