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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:58 pm You should press charges.
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:43 pm I was about to say I've never seen anyone wearing the hat IRL, but I went back and checked, and sure enough, Trump was wearing one when I saw him at Bedminster during the LPGA US Open.

It's stupid, but I really do get a visceral reaction to the damn thing. I've had a number of times where I see someone wearing a red hat with white writing, and instantly hate them until I get closer and realize it isn't a MAGA hat. I drive past a woman who walks her daughter to my daughter's school every morning, and she always wears a red hat. For months, I thought it was MAGA, but it isn't. I would seriously debate wearing a red hat these days.
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i've never seen anybody wearing the hat, but I've seen Trump bumper stickers on occasion. Even here in librul commie land.
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A guy I know insists that a) the wall does not represent a symbol of nativism nor does it represent racism, and he also believes that you can’t call people who wear MAGA hats racist cuz you know, you’ve no idea what is in their hearts.

He’s really persuasive, too. Maybe it’s all just a big misunderstanding, and their intent isn’t to troll people who you know, give a shit?
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EnochRoot wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:03 pm A guy I know insists that a) the wall does not represent a symbol of nativism nor does it represent racism, and he also believes that you can’t call people who wear MAGA hats racist cuz you know, you’ve no idea what is in their hearts.

He’s really persuasive, too. Maybe it’s all just a big misunderstanding, and their intent isn’t to troll people who you know, give a shit?
At the very least, it confirms that they support a corrupt guy who strives to enact racist policies and voices nativist, nationalist rhetoric.
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sancarlos wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:27 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:03 pm A guy I know insists that a) the wall does not represent a symbol of nativism nor does it represent racism, and he also believes that you can’t call people who wear MAGA hats racist cuz you know, you’ve no idea what is in their hearts.

He’s really persuasive, too. Maybe it’s all just a big misunderstanding, and their intent isn’t to troll people who you know, give a shit?
At the very least, it confirms that they support a corrupt guy who strives to enact racist policies and voices nativist, nationalist rhetoric.
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Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla)

Looks like he'd be equally at home with a high school jock shoving his face in a toilet or wearing a white hood.

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Is he the DUI rich kid?
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mister d wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:49 pm Is he the DUI rich kid?
I had no idea who he was...

A "deep state" lie spreader who "Between 1999 and 2014, Gaetz received 16 speeding tickets in Florida."

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67% of the vote in his district. Jesus Christ!
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Pruitt wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:58 pm
mister d wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:49 pm Is he the DUI rich kid?
I had no idea who he was...

A "deep state" lie spreader who "Between 1999 and 2014, Gaetz received 16 speeding tickets in Florida."


He is constantly on CNN shilling for Trump. He is a complete moron who lies with a shit eating grin on his face. One of those guys who is so stupid and ignorant, he actually believes he is the smartest guy in the room.
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The PSA guys called him "a human frat paddle." I chuckled at that.
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I a going to put a whole class of people into this one. And know this will show up in Virginia quickly (VA has the most customization plates in the entire country)
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:06 am I a going to put a whole class of people into this one. And know this will show up in Virginia quickly (VA has the most customization plates in the entire country)
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So the extra money spent on this would clearly qualify as an "idiot tax."
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We sure he's not an alien?
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Pruitt wrote: Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:08 pm Image

Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla)

Looks like he'd be equally at home with a high school jock shoving his face in a toilet or wearing a white hood.

Top Trump ally in Congress: Republican oversight was helpful to Trump

This douchebag keeps getting worse. Not sure if this qualifies as witness tampering, a threat or blackmail, but holy fuck, a sitting Congressman tweeting this at a high profile witness about to testify before Congress for 3 days? How fucking far has the integrity of our government fallen?




For JLo and those who can't see Twitter links, Gaetz wrote:
Hey @MichaelCohen212 - Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. I wonder if she’ll remain faithful when you’re in prison. She’s about to learn a lot...
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Oh, nevermind, Gaetz cleared it all up. He wasn't witness tampering, he was witness testing! You know, testing to see if Cohen will be truthful when it comes to discussing his marital infidelities, and letting Cohen know that Congress will grill him over his marital infidelities if he shows up tomorrow. And his shit eating grin as he says this is well, punchable. You can just see the delight knowing Papa Trump will pat his head and give hin praise for being a complete shitbag.

OTOH, I do love how quickly and how far Trump's minions turned on one of Trumps closest allies and associates. They followed Cohen as a spokesperson for Trump and touted Cohen's legal defenses of Trump, but now he is a pathological liar, a rat, a moron..., but 6 months ago, he was one of the tightest of Trump's "greatest people" he surrounded himself with. Gives me some solace to think that most of Trump's minions will eventually leave or be fired, and then become enemies of the remaining loyalists.


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Couldn;t watch that whole clip. That piece of shit is smiling like he's the smartest guy in the world.
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When I saw this thread bumped to the top, I thought for sure it would be about Jacob Wohl getting banned from twitter...

Twitter suspends conservative activist Jacob Wohl after he admits to making fake accounts
Jacob Wohl, a conservative activist who infamously attempted to smear special counsel Robert Mueller with false sexual assault allegations before the 2018 midterm elections, was banned from Twitter on Tuesday for operating a ring of fake accounts.

Wohl operated @Women_4_Schultz, which posed as a supporter of former Starbucks CEO and presidential hopeful Howard Schultz. He also operated two other banned Twitter accounts, according to a source familiar with the accounts who was not authorized to speak publicly.

Wohl's "account was suspended for multiple violations of the Twitter rules, specifically creating and operating fake accounts," Twitter told NBC News in a statement.

Wohl became the center of controversy in October when he claimed an unaffiliated intelligence firm had proof that Mueller had sexually assaulted an unnamed woman. The phone number for the intelligence firm was registered to his mother. The intelligence firm’s document attempting to prove the allegations was riddled with inaccuracies, and Wohl never produced the accuser.
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And he use the "C-word!" And some truly heinous slanders of all womankind, and defended Warren Jeffs for abetting the raping of dozens of underaged girls, because "it's not a crime! He is in prison because he was a religious leader with a weird lifestyle." You know it's bad when Bubba the Love Sponge is the voice of reason, telling you your beliefs are way out of line. He refuses to apologize to the "Liberal Mobs out to get me," and whine that they are so desperate to destroy him, they are going to comments he said 10 years ago. Anyone know if Tucker has ever seized on old statements from a Liberal or Dem to attack them? I'd be shocked if he hasn't, but if anyone does it to him, it's an outrage! As much as Tucker sucks and says truly horrible things on a daily basis, the comments that came out were still shocking.
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Maybe the c*nt thread changed his mind about things

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Can I get a ruling on whether we can use the C-bomb on guys? Like "Wow, Tucker has been shown to be really cuntastic these last few weeks with the leaks of him cursing out the Dutch historian and his retrograde comments on Bubba The Love Sponge."
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Oh, fuck yes. Calling a dude a cunt when he's being a cunt is pretty debasing.

Like when you see one fucking up on the tennis court. Totally appropriate.
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So it's OK to call a straight person gay?
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Let's just not use "c--t" regardless of the circumstance and that's one issue solved.
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Giff wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:12 pm So it's OK to call a straight person gay?
Only if you want to really insult them.
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Safe to say he’s just allowed to do crimes, right?
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mister d wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:21 pm Safe to say he’s just allowed to do crimes, right?
James O'Keefe, the original punchable face, is not only still freely walking the streets, but his Project Veritas group is still committing crimes to create fake videos to spark outrage against Liberals, Dems and their causes. He is the guy behind the ACORN video, breaking into Senator Mary Landrieu’s office, and trying to trick a CNN reporter to get on his "pleasure palace" boat so he could fake a video to make it seem like she was there to record a sex tape with him. Basically, all the shit the Right Wing nutters make up conspiracies to accuse the left of , this guy actually does.
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This takedown is phenomenal. Yes, 42 minutes worth!

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sancarlos wrote: Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:50 pm I know some of you are fans of Morrissey. The Smiths made some really great music. But, Morrissey is a real dick.

For decades now, the guy has cancelled concerts with amazing regularity, quite often when he is in the venue with thousands of his fans awaiting the show. Often for extremely lame reasons. This article lays it out. I'm not even much of a fan, but after reading the article, I felt the need for this post.

Since 1991, he has cancelled or postponed a mind-boggling 251 shows, per this website, which lists every single one of them.

And he's a racist right winger as well.
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God almighty, I hate when a Jew lives down to the stereotypes that anti-semites have about us.

(Lawyers should feel the same way about this piece of shit)

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If there was a Hall of Fame for punchable faces...'The Virgin' Ben Shapiro would be enshrined.

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DaveInSeattle wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:51 pm If there was a Hall of Fame for punchable faces...'The Virgin' Ben Shapiro would be enshrined.

My neighbour the Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi recommended that I listen to Ben Shapiro's commentaries.

Now, this is a guy whose internet screener is programmed by a group of similarly observant men. No google, no you tube, nothing that can lead these religious people astray.

Yet these "wise" men and their families - who dedicate their lives to learning and deciphering the supposed word of God - can't access the New York Times or the Guardian or (insert legit news organization name here) but they can access this pisher's imbecilic thoughts.

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All you need to know about the future of the right is that Ben Shapiro is supposedly the smartest guy they have.
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Separate and apart from his credentials, I look at every pic and video of him, and the camera is way too high. The basic rule is keeping the eyes in the upper third of the shot, and not angle the camera down. Doing what they do always makes an already diminutive man, both literally and figuratively, look even more
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brian wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:53 pm All you need to know about the future of the right is that Ben Shapiro is supposedly the smartest guy they have.
What drives me nuts about Shapiro, beyond his disgustingly smarmy arrogance, is that he sounds extremely intelligent, and if you aren't educated in what he is talking about, you won't see his flawed logic or complete mistantement of the issue he is discussing. I heard him talking about discrimination laws, I think on Rogan's podcast, and he was completely mistating how the laws are applied. It was a while ago, and I can't remember specifics, but Joe totally bought into his argument, because hey, this guy is a Harvard Law grad. If Shapiro had been stating the law correctly, yeah, the Liberal argument seemed stupid, but he flat out lied about what the law is.

ETA: I think the discussion was the bakery refusing to sell a wedding cake to the gay couple.
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