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Martin Shkreli Gets 7 Years In Jail

Fitting that he's going to learn about injections (of the hot beef kind) while in jail.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:02 pm Martin Shkreli Gets 7 Years In Jail

Fitting that he's going to learn about injections (of the hot beef kind) while in jail.
Sez here that he is actually a well-liked guy among the other inmates in prison.
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Sounds like a case of "rich guy protects himself in prison by promising the tough guys cushy jobs once they get out, then totally reneges," which I think is the plot of an Elmore Leonard book.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:21 pm Sounds like a case of "rich guy protects himself in prison by promising the tough guys cushy jobs once they get out, then totally reneges," which I think is the plot of an Elmore Leonard book.
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Just spent part of my birthday reading the Sunday Times...

The above post may have been the most enjoyable thing i read all day!
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Milo Y. is broke, deep in debt, and got booted off of Patreon in less then 24 hours
The alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is in trouble. Thanks to an Australian lawsuit, his finances were made public for the first time this week, and folks... they’re not good. The one-time Breitbart writer owes at least $2 million in debt to various lawyers and funders, including $400,000 to right-wing billionaires the Mercers, The Guardian reports (in a snarky Instagram post, Yiannopoulos claimed it is actually $4 million). In order to pay off this debt, like any good Extremely Online millennial, he turned to Patreon.

This experiment in crowdfunding—titled “Milo is creating his marvelous 2019 comeback”—didn’t last long. The comeback lasted ... less than 24 hours: within a day, Yiannopoulos’ page was pulled from the website, according to The Verge (you can view an archived version here).
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I just can't fathom thinking you're a superior being to most other humans in the world and then doing that before going on national television.
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I've reached fully poisoned brain status and assume its an intentional distraction or to make him sympathetic.
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mister d wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:09 am I've reached fully poisoned brain status and assume its an intentional distraction or to make him sympathetic.
I started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.

However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.

My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:37 am
mister d wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:09 am I've reached fully poisoned brain status and assume its an intentional distraction or to make him sympathetic.
I started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.

However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.

My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
I’ve still got all my hair, while my two brothers lost most of their’s years ago. My (living) brother bitches about it whenever we get together.
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Steven Miller is such a little bitchface. That dude certainly has dead hookers buried in his backyard.

(Anyhoo, I'm 35 with no gray or thinning hair. I look very much the same as I did 10 years ago. I do have gray nose hairs though. With my levels of stress I don't know why I'm like this. I'm guessing by the time I go to grow a beard or long hair it'll be only gray because the military took away all my great hair growing years.)
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:37 am
mister d wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:09 am I've reached fully poisoned brain status and assume its an intentional distraction or to make him sympathetic.
I started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.

However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.

My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
I started losing it at 20. Not terribly, but had a noticeable bald’ing’ spot at that time. I could give two shits about it.
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Square Rob wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:53 pm
Pruitt wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:37 am
mister d wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:09 am I've reached fully poisoned brain status and assume its an intentional distraction or to make him sympathetic.
I started losing hair at 17 and was pretty good about it.

However, there are a lot of men who can not handle it. I see 80 year old guys in toupees and know a few guys who've had transplants.

My best friend has spent untold thousands of dollars on Rogaine over the past 20 years for really no apparent reason.
I started losing it at 20. Not terribly, but had a noticeable bald’ing’ spot at that time. I could give two shits about it.
It's one of those things that doesn't happen overnight - there's a lot of time to get ready for being bald.

And fuck Steven Miller.
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He's the worst outcome of all possible versions of Jared Leto.
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This is the perfect spot to put former Marlins President David Samson.
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Wife and I had a 3.5 hr layover at LAX flying home from vacation so bought a day pass for the Delta Sky Club and literally about every third person in here is horrible. I could never live in Southern California.
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I would never advocate punching a woman....however...



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Does she know how we pay the military?
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That came across my feed this morning. I blocked her.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:08 pm Does she know how we pay the military?
That's ok. We know we're non-essential.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:08 pm Does she know how we pay the military?
And of course, the road that she drove on to get to the airport?

Do you guys see these hats on a regular basis? It would be very hard to take.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:35 pm
mister d wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:08 pm Does she know how we pay the military?
And of course, the road that she drove on to get to the airport?

Do you guys see these hats on a regular basis? It would be very hard to take.
Not as much as you might think. It's essentially such an avatar of white supremacy that it's probably not wise to wear one in many places. In Las Vegas for example, if you wear that into a restaurant you'd absolutely get your food spit on or worse by the wait/kitchen staff.

ETA: On the other hand, if you were in rural Kansas or even a really rural area of a "blue state" then it's entirely possible you'd see it on the regular.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:35 pmDo you guys see these hats on a regular basis? It would be very hard to take.
I've only seen one out in the wild and it was jarring.
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I've seen that actual hat 0 times and hats making fun of that hat 10+ times.
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You should press charges.
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Ryan wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:55 pm I've seen that actual hat 0 times and hats making fun of that hat 10+ times.
This. Despite NH's reputation as right-wingy by Northeast standards, have literally never seen one in real life.
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Only in DC, but this was at the start of the "administration." I'm in less liberal parts of CO quite often but they haven't exchanged the Peter-built or Stihl hats as of yet.
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Yeah, I've seen them in around DC by what I assume are tourists.
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I have seen them, but it isn't as often as you might think. Now, MAGA bumper stickers? All the frigging time.
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Never seen on in northern Indiana. Not even many bumper stickers. There is some guy with a huge wood sign still in his yard and he flies a Don't Tread On Me flag. Other than that, most of the pro-Trump stuff came down within months of the inauguration.
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I see the occasional bumper sticker (typically more anti-liberal or pro-"liberty" than pro-Trump). Don't recall seeing anyone wearing a hat. But these guys are my favorite countymates:

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I bought a MAGA hat to wear ironically in the summer of 2015 and made an Instagram post wearing it while wearing my Reagan shirt I got from The RSVLTS. (Also have a Teddy Roosevelt one) I deleted that post.

Then in the summer of 2016 my sister got married and I had "Make Angelica Great Again" hats made. It's a better quality red hat and the same font. I wore it a few times while home and no one said anything.
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I was about to say I've never seen anyone wearing the hat IRL, but I went back and checked, and sure enough, Trump was wearing one when I saw him at Bedminster during the LPGA US Open.

It's stupid, but I really do get a visceral reaction to the damn thing. I've had a number of times where I see someone wearing a red hat with white writing, and instantly hate them until I get closer and realize it isn't a MAGA hat. I drive past a woman who walks her daughter to my daughter's school every morning, and she always wears a red hat. For months, I thought it was MAGA, but it isn't. I would seriously debate wearing a red hat these days.
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Its irrational and I completely agree.
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