The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:44 pm

Mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student.

[+] spoiler: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Post by **Sabo** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:46 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:44 pm
[+] spoiler
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:57 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:44 pm Mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student.

[+] spoiler
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Riddle already had the glove on when she arrived to campus — insisting that it was super glued to her wrist and she couldn’t remove it, according to KVUE.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:04 pm

Giff wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:57 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:44 pm Mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student.

[+] spoiler
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Riddle already had the glove on when she arrived to campus — insisting that it was super glued to her wrist and she couldn’t remove it, according to KVUE.

Phenomenal!!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:07 pm

I mean, this happened after the meeting. I'm dying laughing picturing everyone's faces during the meeting looking at a woman with a damn boxing glove "super glued" on her hand.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:22 pm

it's the Chekhov's gun of FLA/OH

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:09 pm

Naked woman rescued from inside of storm drain

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:24 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:22 pm it's the Chekhov's gun of FLA/OH

Gold! You can retire now, that is a classic.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:34 pm

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:10 pm

The wording of that tweet dramatically oversells what actually happened.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:22 pm

Fun-mongering media strikes again

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:24 pm

Who hasn't wanted to go all Dukes of Hazard on a drawbridge?

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:03 am

Report: Man caught watching porn, drinking beer at library

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:14 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:03 am Report: Man caught watching porn, drinking beer at library

When police asked the man for his name, he allegedly first gave his brother’s before giving his actual name, the report states.

He allegedly told an officer he gave an incorrect name at first because “he did not want it in the paper that he was drinking at the library and watching porn,” the report states.

Don't think his brother's sending him a Christmas gift this year!

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:13 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:14 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:03 am Report: Man caught watching porn, drinking beer at library

When police asked the man for his name, he allegedly first gave his brother’s before giving his actual name, the report states.

He allegedly told an officer he gave an incorrect name at first because “he did not want it in the paper that he was drinking at the library and watching porn,” the report states.
Don't think his brother's sending him a Christmas gift this year!

After all the emails he sent him?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:50 am

The mansion’s owner said they couldn’t get married at his $5.6 million estate. The couple tried anyway.

Post by **Shirley** » Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:06 pm

That is some crazy shit. I mean who does that? Read this shit:

“The owner said no,” Breitkreuz said. “He thought that was it. It’s done. Asked and answered. Not going to happen.”

Wilson apparently thought otherwise. Wilson said God had told him he was meant to be married at Finkel’s home, so he and Jones moved forward with the plans. The wedding promised a glamorous affair to celebrate the “Royal Couple,” as they referred to themselves on the wedding website.

The ceremony was set to begin at 3:30 p.m. Saturday, according to the website, followed by a “Red Carpet Happy Hour” and a reception lasting until 2:30 a.m. Wilson and Jones, who met in high school but reconnected 30 years later, also invited guests back to the mansion the following day for a brunch.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Thu May 06, 2021 2:05 pm

Teen accused of rigging vote to become homecoming queen will be tried as an adult

On the day she was crowned homecoming queen, Emily Grover wore a sparkly silver dress. A bouquet of roses rested in the crook of her arm, and a crown adorned her curled blond hair.

Then the achievement crashed down around her: Prosecutors accused her and her mother, an assistant principal in the same school district, of casting hundreds of illicit votes to rig the election. Grover was expelled from her high school, and her mother, Laura Carroll, was suspended from her job.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu May 06, 2021 2:35 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 2:05 pm Teen accused of rigging vote to become homecoming queen will be tried as an adult

On the day she was crowned homecoming queen, Emily Grover wore a sparkly silver dress. A bouquet of roses rested in the crook of her arm, and a crown adorned her curled blond hair.

Then the achievement crashed down around her: Prosecutors accused her and her mother, an assistant principal in the same school district, of casting hundreds of illicit votes to rig the election. Grover was expelled from her high school, and her mother, Laura Carroll, was suspended from her job.

Off to delete the "Help a swamper out" thread!

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu May 06, 2021 2:42 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 2:05 pm Teen accused of rigging vote to become homecoming queen will be tried as an adult

On the day she was crowned homecoming queen, Emily Grover wore a sparkly silver dress. A bouquet of roses rested in the crook of her arm, and a crown adorned her curled blond hair.

Then the achievement crashed down around her: Prosecutors accused her and her mother, an assistant principal in the same school district, of casting hundreds of illicit votes to rig the election. Grover was expelled from her high school, and her mother, Laura Carroll, was suspended from her job.

Reminds me of this film:

Post by **Shirley** » Thu May 06, 2021 3:15 pm

Glad we're getting that hardened criminal off the street. Great use of government resources.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed May 12, 2021 4:26 am

A 28-year-old posed as a student to sneak into high school, police say. Her goal: Instagram follows.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed May 12, 2021 11:04 am

Don't knock the hustle.

Post by **brian** » Wed May 12, 2021 12:21 pm

Compared to what would be the top ten things I could think of as a motive in that situation, that's not really so bad.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:39 am

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:32 pm

About 21 seconds and multiple verbal orders from the first time she throws a bottle at him until the cop shoots his taser.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:51 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:39 am

Pretty nice for 53.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 5:22 pm

MORE LIKE SMASHING oh it’s Corben.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 5:48 pm

Meth or mental illness. Cop still managed to be a dick about it.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:35 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:51 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:39 am
Pretty nice for 53.

Some great replies. “If your body looked that good at 53, you’d be naked in an Outback too.”

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:15 am

At least she kept her shoes on to walk on all that glass

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Fri Jun 18, 2021 2:24 pm

"[Redacted] man accidentally shoots himself in face at gun range"

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Sat Jun 19, 2021 7:01 am

Only cause people apparently buy THIRTY dollar scratchers. Why is the government peddling vices at thirty bucks a pop? Pretty sure that Walmart sells food. 100% sure this guy spends half his money trying to hit it again.

[+] spoiler: PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla

. – Akil Ferdinand says he didn’t really believe it when his scratch-off ticket revealed a $1 million top prize.

He downloaded the Lottery’s mobile app just to double-check.

“I was so excited to see that I had just become a millionaire!” the 36-year-old from ***** told lottery officials.

Ferdinand won on a $30 ticket in the Fastest Road to $1,000,000 game. He bought it at a Walmart at 1850 Southwest Gatlin Boulevard in ***** which receives a $2,000 bonus commission.

Lottery officials say Ferdinand decided to take his winnings as a lump-sum payout of $790,000.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Jun 19, 2021 7:49 am

If you're ever in a convenience store at 8:00 am you are bound to see the early morning lottery players with their stacks of scratchers buying tickets for the next draw and even playing instant lottery on the terminals.

It is a sad sight.