The Seminole tribe is bulletproof around here, so I'd advise those two fuckos to go after someone else. The waste management driver who senselessly picked up trash might be someone to sue.brian wrote:Worst part of that story is that a Florida jury will probably end up awarding them both $1 million from the inevitable civil suit.govmentchedda wrote:Welcome to Florida, y'all.
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Yeah, I was thinking they'll probably go after the garbage company and possibly even the Wawa.govmentchedda wrote:The Seminole tribe is bulletproof around here, so I'd advise those two fuckos to go after someone else. The waste management driver who senselessly picked up trash might be someone to sue.brian wrote:Worst part of that story is that a Florida jury will probably end up awarding them both $1 million from the inevitable civil suit.govmentchedda wrote:Welcome to Florida, y'all.
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My son's school just sent out a robocall to let us know that tomorrow's awards ceremony has been rescheduled to Tuesday. The stated reason? Tomorrow's high will only be 58. Mind you, this awards ceremony is an indoor donut breakfast in the media center.
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I hope Giff packed a long sleeved shirt.govmentchedda wrote:My son's school just sent out a robocall to let us know that tomorrow's awards ceremony has been rescheduled to Tuesday. The stated reason? Tomorrow's high will only be 58. Mind you, this awards ceremony is an indoor donut breakfast in the media center.
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I'm nice and warm, thanks!The Sybian wrote:I hope Giff packed a long sleeved shirt.govmentchedda wrote:My son's school just sent out a robocall to let us know that tomorrow's awards ceremony has been rescheduled to Tuesday. The stated reason? Tomorrow's high will only be 58. Mind you, this awards ceremony is an indoor donut breakfast in the media center.
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- parents used drugs as a "bargaining tool" to get their kids to do chores and schoolwork
- hockey fan brings gun to game
- hockey fan brings gun to game
Cassidy was taken into custody during the game after a witness told police he saw Cassidy drop the gun in the bathroom, then pick it up, and put it back in his pocket.
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I think at this point, it's fair to assume that it's always Florida.
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I sincerely urge everyone to watch that clip while trying to remember that it isn't a satire of local news.brian wrote:Fistfight at the deli counter!
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Publix ain't no joke. Just ask Slolz.
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Names of supermarket chains in regions I'm unfamiliar with always strike me as fake, like they made them up for a movie or TV show.
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linkyAn early morning fire on Thursday is being called suspicious by XXXX County Fire Investigation Unit Chief Matt Balut.
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Investigators said the do have a person of interest in the case. That person was identified because of accusations like this, made to XXXX Reporter Derrick Lewis during a live interview on the scene at 5 a.m. Thursday.
“It was cause of my cousin and I don’t want to mention no names,” Heather Tenney said. “He is mad because he can’t get with me. I am married to my husband.”
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Totally would have went West Virginia there.
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Reminds me of a bad joke...Jerloma wrote:Totally would have went West Virginia there.
The hillbilly daughter goes to her father, "Daddy, kin I use your pickup truck tonight?"
Daddy: "Sure, darlin', but you know what you got to do for me, to get the keys!" [unzips his fly, as daughter kneels...]
Daughter: "Daddy, I hate to say it, but you taste like %&*# tonight."
Daddy: "Oh, dang it. I plumb forgot. Your brother is using the pickup truck tonight!"
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Not Florida or Ohio but
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http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Hate to do it, but throwing the "fake" flag.wlu_lax6 wrote:Not Florida or Ohio but
http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.inquisitr.com/2280767/wyomin ... is-a-hoax/
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Teen arrested after using stuffed animal to masturbate with in a Florida Walmart.
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida ... ler-657903
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida ... ler-657903
After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
While Johnson fled the store before he could be apprehended by Walmart security, he was subsequently arrested by Brooksville Police Department officers. In a written statement, Johnson admitted that, “I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” Noting that he committed a “horrible act,” Johnson added, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”
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Wow!
This story could have been put in the Irony thread or the Headlines thread.
This story could have been put in the Irony thread or the Headlines thread.
But I'll leave it here. http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... ?p=2&tc=pgNational DUI expert charged with DUI in Sarasota
“I can tell you this, it's been an eye-opening experience to see what my clients have been going through for the past 15 years.”
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Not likely in Ohio....but was not risking the Irony thread.
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Man murders someone, goes to strip club afterward, hitches a ride home from club during which he admits to the murder, and then falls asleep in the car...
The more I think about this one, I think the guy realized he had royally fucked up and just wanted one more taste of sweet naked freedom before going off to jail. Pretty sensible, all told, for a XXXX man.
The more I think about this one, I think the guy realized he had royally fucked up and just wanted one more taste of sweet naked freedom before going off to jail. Pretty sensible, all told, for a XXXX man.
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You don't need the XXXX (more like XXX), that HAS to be Florida.
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I can't imagine going to a strip club in Ohio would be relaxing.
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Neither. Anything west of Tallahassee is technically Alabama.
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You don't get off that easy. Otherwise, Ohioans could pawn off southeast Ohio to West Virginia.govmentchedda wrote:Neither. Anything west of Tallahassee is technically Alabama.
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Hopefully they are girl goats. That is God's country, after all.
Totally Kafkaesque
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And southwest Ohio as Kentucky.brian wrote:You don't get off that easy. Otherwise, Ohioans could pawn off southeast Ohio to West Virginia.govmentchedda wrote:Neither. Anything west of Tallahassee is technically Alabama.
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No point in disguising this one:
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
Totally Kafkaesque
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When did Eli move to Florida? And, are we sure the alligator wasn't intercepted?Shirley wrote:No point in disguising this one:
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
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We're very proud of our adult establishments.
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