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No need to guess - this one is Florida:

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/ ... 8627628036
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That ought to help get them out of there faster.
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At least he went to the trouble of tucking the t-shirt into the shorts.
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That's expert level Grumpy Old Manning.
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Corben should make his next documentary on him called "Cargo Shorts Cowboy".
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Must have been a lot of copper wire in those poles. Every meth head knows you can sell copper for cash. Some years back, my daughter's night soccer game got canceled because somebody stole all the copper out of the lighting and fixtures.
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Father chasing his six-year-old daughter while wearing a creepy clown mask gets shot at by intoxicated neighbor

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Kind of contradicts the idea that this is about history, doesn't it?
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Seriously - it took 27 years?

(Cue "Law and Order" Music Sting)

Bet the hubby's found himself a new clown.
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govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?
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A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?

Kentucky buzzkill strikes again.
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govmentchedda wrote:
A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?

Kentucky buzzkill strikes again.



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A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:
A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?

Kentucky buzzkill strikes again.



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Wildcats is a dynasty!
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A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?


Very endangered. Only 120-130 left. https://www.nwf.org/Educational-Resourc ... da-Panther
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It's quite rare to hear of a panther sighting. Makes the news, and it's usually a camper or hunter that gets a photo.
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OK guys i take it back!
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I have no pity for someone who does the sort of thing she does, and I don't want to go down the Trump trail of suggesting this was a (to scale) deep state witch hunt, but why were multiple surveillance operations and an "identity-theft strike force" needed *after* they established that she was never issued a permit?
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Hate to say it, but I feel bad for the guy who got arrested.
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Hate to say it, but I feel bad for the guy who got arrested.

No way. Why would you sympathize with a 22 year-old who tried to seduce (what he thought was) a 15 year-old?
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sancarlos wrote:
Pruitt wrote:


Hate to say it, but I feel bad for the guy who got arrested.

No way. Why would you sympathize with a 22 year-old who tried to seduce (what he thought was) a 15 year-old?


It was the mug shot that got to me.
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Don't touch the monkeys in
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Florida
because you might get herpes.

OK, don't have to be a brain surgeon to get this one, but seriously will never understand how someone can live in
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well either of them really, but especially Florida.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:20 pm
That was funny. And, the focus on the swans makes this a bit poignant:
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"NANCY?" Come on.
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Is that an old picture of Don Rickles in drag?
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duff wrote: Thu May 03, 2018 10:29 am Is that an old picture of Don Rickles in drag?
Or Anne Ramsey from The Goonies and Throw Momma From the Train.

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Anne Ramsey was who I thought of too. (to be accurate, I thought of Ma Fratelli).

"Just before accosting Crawford, Oakley reportedly said "Don’t ever bring that blond bitch around me again," referring to Crawford’s executive assistant and now wife, Cheryl McGrady, who was with him at the time."
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