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"An Extra Large Serving of Moms and Dads Behaving Awfully."

Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese brings out the poet in local reporter.
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Florida, OK. It's Florida.
Rebecca Lewis, a 4-year-old whose Saturday abduction from her Lakeland, Florida, home set off Amber Alerts in five states, has been found and is safe, according to a Monday tweet from the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation.

Her suspected kidnapper, West Wild Hogs, is in custody, the TBI said.
Though Judd told reporters that Hogs has no criminal history and does not seem violent, he also said Hogs had previously lived with the Lewis family, when Rebecca was an infant, but he pulled a gun on the family "so the mama ran him off."
The ordeal began last week, a few days before the kidnapping, Judd said. Hogs was at his home in Seale, Alabama, on October 3 when he told his wife he had a surprise for her. They got in the car and headed north to Interstate 75, which they drove all the way to Kentucky, Judd said.

From there, they went to West Virginia, then Virginia, then Maryland, where they rested at a welcome center. They then took Interstate 95 South to Charlotte, North Carolina, and drove west to Tennessee, where they took Interstate 75 into south Georgia. It was Thursday by then, and his wife decided to abandon the trip, Judd said. She got out of the car and called relatives to take her back to Seale.
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Seems like a nice group of people.

Gotta love that name, too. It really sounds like an excerpt from a cheap novel.
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"Heartbeat Law" Soon To Be In Effect

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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The jokes write themselves.
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I was shocked that that was for actual science and not something some bible-thumpers built.
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Pruitt wrote:"Heartbeat Law" Soon To Be In Effect

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Just to follow up, Kasich vetoed this bill but signed a bill banning all abortions after 20 weeks. So, yay?
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Guess I could have posted this in the Star Wars thread too.
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I have a great idea...we will put our pitbull mix named scarface in a cosutme..
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Tempting to blame pit bulls but my dog would do the same thing if you tried to put a sweater on her and not sure I would blame her.
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We're just down here standing our ground. One dead person at a time.
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Somewhat violates the spirit of the thread since which state is obvious, but still:

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Why does Florida exist?

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Gator was just minding its own business, man...
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rass wrote:Gator was just minding its own business, man...
Even the horses are overly aggressive there.
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Payne's Prairie is just south of Gainesville. It's a swampy lowland area that's teeming with wildlife. Those horses are quite likely wild. We had a shitton of rain one year that I was in college, and the water level rose so much that the interstate was nearly under water. It was not uncommon to see gators on the shoulder of the interstate during that time.

Funniest thing about that clip is the lady siding with the gator.
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If you look closely, you can see that the gator is holding a bag of Skittles.
Totally Kafkaesque
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govmentchedda wrote:Sadly, I win this thread.
To be honest, Brunswick is nicknamed "Brunstucky" by folks in northeast Ohio.
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That's a particularly nasty sport.
There are only 19 tracks currently open in the United States and 12 of them are in Florida.
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Come on, man. If that's not FL, I quit.
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