The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

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Post by Sabo » Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:27 pm

The motorcyclist is a massive dick, but the guy driving that car needs to let things go.
Mallards rule.

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:32 pm

People are such assholes.
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Post by Shirley » Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:43 pm

So what exactly did the motorcycle guy do that was so bad? Lane split at the light? Is that legal in Florida?

Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by Giff » Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:51 pm

Shirley wrote:So what exactly did the motorcycle guy do that was so bad? Lane split at the light? Is that legal in Florida?

Either way, apparently that was enough for the red car guy to want to murder the dude by cutting him off with this car? Fucking A. What i can't believe is that he ever caught him after the motorcycle fucking flew down the road for a few minutes, splitting between a bunch of other cars. I can't even imagine what kind of driving red car guy was doing to keep up.
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Post by sancarlos » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:58 pm

So, is there a news story on this? Seems like there is another shoe to drop.
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Post by rass » Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:48 am

sancarlos wrote:So, is there a news story on this? Seems like there is another shoe to drop.
Yeah, sorry. Forgot the h/t.
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:17 pm

Not either....but this just belongs here
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... -at-a-bar/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer

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Post by Sabo » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:57 am

rass wrote:
That is the most perfect tweet ever.
Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer

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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:53 pm

Easy? That type of shit happens here too!
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Post by Gunpowder » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:40 pm

I guessed Ohio in about half a second. That's so Grove City Outlets. People would drive hours for outlet malls up in that region like I've never seen in Florida.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:43 pm

At Auntie Anne's Pretzel Perfect, manager Tammy Showman lived up to her last name as she hawked "fresh, hot pretzels, and you can quote me on that," she said, chuckling.

"We spent weeks hiring staff and last night, we had a VIP opening," said Showman, who lives in Hebron.
I feel like a loser, as I've never been to the VIP opening of a pretzel stand.
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Post by Moreta » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:16 pm

brian wrote:Neither Ohio nor Florida, but the spirit still applies.

An all-time great mugshot.
She looks like this guy.

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Post by rass » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:17 pm

brian wrote:Neither Ohio nor Florida, but the spirit still applies.

An all-time great mugshot.

So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?

And yes on the mugshot.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:24 pm

I just love the name of the store where this meeting of minds occurred:
Fifty-one-year-old Kimberly Brinton, of Meshoppen, faces a preliminary hearing July 12 on aggravated assault and other charges stemming from the encounter Thursday at the Mehoopany Dandy Mart, about 30 miles northwest of Scranton.
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Post by brian » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:26 pm

This is just the type of shenanigans I would expect in Mehoopany.

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Post by sancarlos » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:25 pm

rass wrote:So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
And then, fell and broke her arm!
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Post by The Sybian » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:54 pm

sancarlos wrote:
rass wrote:So the "victim" here threw wiper fluid at the suspect and then was also dumb enough to stop her car and get out after getting gas sprayed on her?
And then, fell and broke her arm!
Had to be terrifying laying on the ground with a broken arm, doused in gasoline, with that woman pissed off at you and smoking a cigarette.
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Post by brian » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:51 pm

I will buy this list.


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Post by Shirley » Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:43 pm

blundercrush wrote:Just a little story.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida ... alligator/
The comments are worth reading.

BTW, that site is basically The Onion. It's all fake. Except for the comments, I think.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by brian » Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:29 am

My lord, the comments.

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Post by P.D.X. » Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:17 pm

Judging by the comments, we got more dumb @ss people out there than previously thought
Leave politics out of this tragic event
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:06 am

Guy Kills Flamingo at Busch Gardens
"According to witnesses, he threw the bird to the ground with such force that the bird's foot was nearly severed," the report said.

On Monday, Corrao posted to Facebook about a planned trip to a Tampa Bay Rays game with his two sons. He said they had box seats.

"all u can drink and eat free," he wrote. "i will be tepsy tonight."

His friends didn't seem pleased with the status update, telling him to "behave himself" and "make a good impression for your kids."

Corrao wrote, "I've never been to jail in Tampa."
Well, scratch that off his "to do" list.
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Post by sancarlos » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:22 pm

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

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Post by rass » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:06 pm

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by HaulCitgo » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:15 pm

Truly some crazy shit. Presumably there are college kids that were just chillin with the fuker. Reminds me of the guy that used to barbeque with the guy that held those three ladies captive for years in cleveland.


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Post by DSafetyGuy » Sat Aug 27, 2016 4:17 pm

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Post by howard » Sat Aug 27, 2016 4:37 pm

I hope The Sybian is ok
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Post by rass » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:54 am

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