The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Pruitt » Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:18 am

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Post by Pruitt » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:03 am

"An Extra Large Serving of Moms and Dads Behaving Awfully."

Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese brings out the poet in local reporter.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by rass » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:41 am

Florida, OK. It's Florida.
Rebecca Lewis, a 4-year-old whose Saturday abduction from her Lakeland, Florida, home set off Amber Alerts in five states, has been found and is safe, according to a Monday tweet from the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation.

Her suspected kidnapper, West Wild Hogs, is in custody, the TBI said.
Though Judd told reporters that Hogs has no criminal history and does not seem violent, he also said Hogs had previously lived with the Lewis family, when Rebecca was an infant, but he pulled a gun on the family "so the mama ran him off."
The ordeal began last week, a few days before the kidnapping, Judd said. Hogs was at his home in Seale, Alabama, on October 3 when he told his wife he had a surprise for her. They got in the car and headed north to Interstate 75, which they drove all the way to Kentucky, Judd said.

From there, they went to West Virginia, then Virginia, then Maryland, where they rested at a welcome center. They then took Interstate 95 South to Charlotte, North Carolina, and drove west to Tennessee, where they took Interstate 75 into south Georgia. It was Thursday by then, and his wife decided to abandon the trip, Judd said. She got out of the car and called relatives to take her back to Seale.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by sancarlos » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:58 pm

Seems like a nice group of people.

Gotta love that name, too. It really sounds like an excerpt from a cheap novel.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:05 pm

"Heartbeat Law" Soon To Be In Effect

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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Post by brian » Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:15 pm

The jokes write themselves.

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Post by P.D.X. » Thu Dec 08, 2016 1:19 pm

I was shocked that that was for actual science and not something some bible-thumpers built.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Sabo » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:07 am

Pruitt wrote:"Heartbeat Law" Soon To Be In Effect

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Just to follow up, Kasich vetoed this bill but signed a bill banning all abortions after 20 weeks. So, yay?
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Post by Sabo » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:08 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by wlu_lax6 » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:25 pm

Guess I could have posted this in the Star Wars thread too.
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:25 pm

I have a great idea...we will put our pitbull mix named scarface in a cosutme..
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Post by brian » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:31 pm

Tempting to blame pit bulls but my dog would do the same thing if you tried to put a sweater on her and not sure I would blame her.

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Post by govmentchedda » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:08 pm

We're just down here standing our ground. One dead person at a time.
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Post by brian » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:52 pm

Somewhat violates the spirit of the thread since which state is obvious, but still:


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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by brian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:47 pm

Why does Florida exist?


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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by rass » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:49 pm

Gator was just minding its own business, man...
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Post by brian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:49 pm

rass wrote:Gator was just minding its own business, man...
Even the horses are overly aggressive there.

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:11 pm

Payne's Prairie is just south of Gainesville. It's a swampy lowland area that's teeming with wildlife. Those horses are quite likely wild. We had a shitton of rain one year that I was in college, and the water level rose so much that the interstate was nearly under water. It was not uncommon to see gators on the shoulder of the interstate during that time.

Funniest thing about that clip is the lady siding with the gator.
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Post by rass » Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:13 pm

I'm a man, man!
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Post by Shirley » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:59 am

If you look closely, you can see that the gator is holding a bag of Skittles.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu May 18, 2017 2:04 pm

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Post by Sabo » Fri May 19, 2017 7:35 am

govmentchedda wrote:Sadly, I win this thread.
To be honest, Brunswick is nicknamed "Brunstucky" by folks in northeast Ohio.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Pruitt » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:16 am

That's a particularly nasty sport.
There are only 19 tracks currently open in the United States and 12 of them are in Florida.
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Post by Gunpowder » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:28 am


Come on, man. If that's not FL, I quit.
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