The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

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Post by govmentchedda » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:38 am

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Post by tennbengal » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:09 am

No need to guess - this one is Florida:

https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/ ... 8627628036

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:12 am

That ought to help get them out of there faster.
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:19 am

At least he went to the trouble of tucking the t-shirt into the shorts.
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Post by A_B » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:28 am

That's expert level Grumpy Old Manning.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:27 pm

Corben should make his next documentary on him called "Cargo Shorts Cowboy".
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Post by sancarlos » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:50 pm

Must have been a lot of copper wire in those poles. Every meth head knows you can sell copper for cash. Some years back, my daughter's night soccer game got canceled because somebody stole all the copper out of the lighting and fixtures.
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Father chasing his six-year-old daughter while wearing a creepy clown mask gets shot at by intoxicated neighbor

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Kind of contradicts the idea that this is about history, doesn't it?
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Seriously - it took 27 years?

(Cue "Law and Order" Music Sting)

Bet the hubby's found himself a new clown.
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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:34 pm

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Post by A_B » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:15 am

govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?
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A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?

Kentucky buzzkill strikes again.
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Post by A_B » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:22 am

govmentchedda wrote:
A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?

Kentucky buzzkill strikes again.



"Tigers" is a story! "Panthers" is a Thursday!
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:27 am

A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:
A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?

Kentucky buzzkill strikes again.



"Tigers" is a story! "Panthers" is a Thursday!

Wildcats is a dynasty!
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Post by Shirley » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:41 am

A_B wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:http://amp.fox13news.com/news/local-news/tigers-loose-myakka-city

Tigers on the loose!



Loks like it's saying "large cats" now...there's a fair amount of panthers still in Florida, right?


Very endangered. Only 120-130 left. https://www.nwf.org/Educational-Resourc ... da-Panther
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:03 am

It's quite rare to hear of a panther sighting. Makes the news, and it's usually a camper or hunter that gets a photo.
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Post by A_B » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:03 am

OK guys i take it back!
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Post by rass » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:18 am

I have no pity for someone who does the sort of thing she does, and I don't want to go down the Trump trail of suggesting this was a (to scale) deep state witch hunt, but why were multiple surveillance operations and an "identity-theft strike force" needed *after* they established that she was never issued a permit?
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Hate to say it, but I feel bad for the guy who got arrested.
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:03 pm

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Hate to say it, but I feel bad for the guy who got arrested.

No way. Why would you sympathize with a 22 year-old who tried to seduce (what he thought was) a 15 year-old?
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sancarlos wrote:
Pruitt wrote:


Hate to say it, but I feel bad for the guy who got arrested.

No way. Why would you sympathize with a 22 year-old who tried to seduce (what he thought was) a 15 year-old?


It was the mug shot that got to me.
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Post by brian » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:10 pm

Don't touch the monkeys in
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Florida
because you might get herpes.

OK, don't have to be a brain surgeon to get this one, but seriously will never understand how someone can live in
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well either of them really, but especially Florida.

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Post by Pruitt » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:20 pm

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Post by sancarlos » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:35 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:20 pm
That was funny. And, the focus on the swans makes this a bit poignant:
Man arrested in Orlando for karate kicking beloved swans
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Post by Pruitt » Thu May 03, 2018 9:00 am

"NANCY?" Come on.
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Post by duff » Thu May 03, 2018 10:29 am

Is that an old picture of Don Rickles in drag?
To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."

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Post by Pruitt » Thu May 03, 2018 10:33 am

duff wrote:
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Is that an old picture of Don Rickles in drag?
Or Anne Ramsey from The Goonies and Throw Momma From the Train.

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu May 03, 2018 3:27 pm

Anne Ramsey was who I thought of too. (to be accurate, I thought of Ma Fratelli).

"Just before accosting Crawford, Oakley reportedly said "Don’t ever bring that blond bitch around me again," referring to Crawford’s executive assistant and now wife, Cheryl McGrady, who was with him at the time."
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Post by rass » Fri May 11, 2018 6:22 am

What do you call it when she farts?
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