The Swamp

rass wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 6:22 am What do you call it when she farts?

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ground beef

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Beef Stroganoff

rass wrote: ↑Fri May 11, 2018 7:46 am HINT (and my current fave "dad" joke):

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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ground beef

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Or an udder drag.

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It was an udder failure.

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:51 pm Here's a fun one -- XXXX doctor fired for anti-Semitic social media posts, including threatening to give Jews "the wrong meds".

a Jewish-sponsored independent institution of higher and professional education. The College was established primarily to enrich the Jewish heritage, and to serve the larger American community. Approximately 18,000 students are currently enrolled in the various schools and divisions of Touro.

Baloney wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:44 am Woman, 28, is charged after 'attacking her elderly parents and threatening to kill her father with a knife' when they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... house.html

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:10 pm Okay not fl or Ohio..but outstanding
https://thesiouxfallsheadliner.com/2019 ... OjQgWpyXwM

The mayor (...) was arrested on Thursday after shooting at a SWAT team that had come to arrest him on charges of illegally practicing medicine, officials say.

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truck

After issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:28 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truck

After issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 7:35 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:28 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truck

After issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.

ACLU takes this case right?

testuser2 wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 8:40 am

wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 7:35 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2019 5:28 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 5:39 pm Man arrested for refusing to remove "I EAT ASS" sticker on rear window Of his truck

After issuing Webb a notice to appear ticket, the deputy asked him to alter the sticker so that it would “no longer be derogatory.” Webb declined the request, citing First Amendment speech protections.

ACLU takes this case right?

Charges dropped.

A prosecutor noted that an evaluation of the evidence “through the prism of Supreme Court precedent” determined that Webb “has a valid defense to be raised under the First Amendment of our United States Constitution. Given such, a jury would not convict under these facts.”

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The condition of his foot is unknown.

'It's protein! It's good for you,' defendant tells judge