The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Pruitt » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:39 pm

a 74-year-old Sebring man has been arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on another man he’d met online through a fetish website, deputies said Tuesday.
I'd think that it's a fetish that could only be "enjoyed" once.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by wlu_lax6 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:46 am

this one is not even worth asking which state
man charged with forcing captured alligator to drink beer

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Pruitt » Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:19 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:46 am
this one is not even worth asking which state
man charged with forcing captured alligator to drink beer
If I could have created a picture based on what I figured these guys looked like, this would be pretty damn close.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by sancarlos » Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:11 am

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

I never shoulda punched that horse. - AB

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by Pruitt » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:30 am

Just sickening.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by govmentchedda » Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:21 am

Not surprising at all. This county is just west of The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago, (like Disney did with his empire just west of Orlando in the 50's and 60's), about 3 counties north of Hillsborough (Tampa). It also abuts the Gulf of Mexico, except there are no real beaches there, just marshy woods until you hit the Gulf. It's a backwater, and I'd imagine many of the residents never leave the county, except to go to Gator games six Saturdays a year.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by sancarlos » Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:31 pm

This state’s House just passed a bill allowing student answers to be scientifically wrong due to religion.
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Post by Pruitt » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:35 pm

Speechless...
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Post by rass » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:39 pm

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

Post by sancarlos » Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:09 am

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

I never shoulda punched that horse. - AB

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