Godless III - Completing The Trinity

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So you say. Wait until you're down in the foxhole.
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DC47 wrote:So you say. Wait until you're down in the foxhole.
One of my favorite apologist arguments by the way.

"Just wait until you find yourself in a situation where you're rationality hits rock-bottom. Then you'll see things our way."
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Did your brother in law really literally piss on your car?
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Zuckerberg would be probably 100x a better president than Trump, so I don't care if he says he molests kids if that helps him get elected so be it. Liberals look at this shit all wrong. Fuck these motherfuckers. Lets lie better than they do. Fuck them.
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brian wrote:Zuckerberg would be probably 100x a better president than Trump, so I don't care if he says he molests kids if that helps him get elected so be it. Liberals look at this shit all wrong. Fuck these motherfuckers. Lets lie better than they do. Fuck them.
Yeah, I teach my kids "When they go low, we go high", but that's why Democrats keep losing elections.
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Giff wrote:
brian wrote:Zuckerberg would be probably 100x a better president than Trump, so I don't care if he says he molests kids if that helps him get elected so be it. Liberals look at this shit all wrong. Fuck these motherfuckers. Lets lie better than they do. Fuck them.
Yeah, I teach my kids "When they go low, we go high", but that's why Democrats keep losing elections.
I agree... but also realize that Hillary looked like a pure beacon because of the slime she was running against.

But there is no reason not to fight fire with fire.
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mister d wrote:Did your brother in law really literally piss on your car?
Literally...on both door handles. On two other people's cars too. Watched it happen.
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Jerloma wrote:
mister d wrote:Did your brother in law really literally piss on your car?
Literally...on both door handles. On two other people's cars too. Watched it happen.
Was he drunk? Cause that's kinda funny.
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Oh, he was definitely on something. Popped right out of the woods. These are horrible people.

Giff's sister probably makes my sister look like Mother Theresa.
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Jerloma wrote:Oh, he was definitely on something. Popped right out of the woods. These are horrible people.

Giff's sister probably makes my sister look like Mother Theresa.
I'd imagine so. She's a pretty awful human being (at least to me and my wife).
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Jerloma wrote:Oh, he was definitely on something. Popped right out of the woods. These are horrible people.
Wait. You weren't hanging out but just happened to see a relative walk out of the woods and pee on your car?
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Jerloma wrote:
DC47 wrote:So you say. Wait until you're down in the foxhole.
One of my favorite apologist arguments by the way.

"Just wait until you find yourself in a situation where you're rationality hits rock-bottom. Then you'll see things our way."
If I'm ever in a foxhole, I hope I don't turn Quaker.
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Mormon. "I swear, god, if you get me out of here alive, I will remain with my wife and also take more wives."
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mister d wrote:Mormon. "I swear, god, if you get me out of here alive, I will remain with my wife and also take more wives."
I think that is more of a request to Moroni.
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Jerloma wrote:Oh, he was definitely on something. Popped right out of the woods. These are horrible people.

Giff's sister probably makes my sister look like Mother Theresa.
Don't you think Mother Theresa is a horrible person also?
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bfj wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Oh, he was definitely on something. Popped right out of the woods. These are horrible people.

Giff's sister probably makes my sister look like Mother Theresa.
Don't you think Mother Theresa is a horrible person also?
Evil wench. I'm a little disappointed Giff didn't get it, frankly.
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Jerloma wrote:
bfj wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Oh, he was definitely on something. Popped right out of the woods. These are horrible people.

Giff's sister probably makes my sister look like Mother Theresa.
Don't you think Mother Theresa is a horrible person also?
Evil wench. I'm a little disappointed Giff didn't get it, frankly.
Not as disappointed as I am.
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I need to see this special.

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I'm sure you can illegally stream it somehwere. (It's really really funny)
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Pretty sure that's on Netflix.
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I have a friend with Netflix! Won't be doing illegal things over here.
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Johnnie wrote:I have a friend with Netflix! Won't be doing illegal things over here.

As long as you go to his house!
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A_B wrote:
Johnnie wrote:I have a friend with Netflix! Won't be doing illegal things over here.

As long as you go to his house!
Done! And it's a her! Double win.
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It was kind of rude for that person to walk out before the punchline.
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Jerloma wrote:It was kind of rude for that person to walk out before the punchline.

He makes a comment about her later. Basically "You came to a david cross show...you shoulda known..."
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Amen!

A prominent Florida pastor, a married parishoner, a husband with a gun... sounds like an old blues song.
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What is the difference between the pastor at this church and Chuck Manson, besides of course that one has no chance of being prosecuted?
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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A top trending video on YouTube yesterday was the one for the yearly Mormon gathering or whatever. Seems like they had some great things to say in the 10 hours that were livestreamed:

https://youtu.be/bmKOT0FQo-g
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Such a classic trope. Whenever I've been at a hard-core Orthodox Jewish event (thankfully few), that seems to be the prevailing message.

Not so much "give your last cent" to the synagogue, but more of a last minute save just when things couldn't get any worse for a family.

And today's religious trivia - more Mormons than Jews in the world.
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This is an actual church sign in North Carolina and also what I imagine would happen if someone asked me to make them a church sign.

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They should have put just three wind slits in that banner instead of four.
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Johnnie wrote:A top trending video on YouTube yesterday was the one for the yearly Mormon gathering or whatever.
Its called "General Conference" and it happens twice a year. And I'm still having PTSD from having to endure them as a kid. Back then, before streaming and cable TV and whatnot, we used to have to go the church building to listen to a "Live Wire" broadcast. Basically, the whole thing over the radio. 2 Hours Saturday Morning, 2 hours Saturday afternoon, usually 2 hours "special session" on Saturday night, 2 hours Sunday morning and 2 hours on Sunday afternoon. Listening to the radio....in church...in our "Sunday-go-to-meeting" clothes.

Shudder....
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Gonna start calling it The Gathering. (Once it hit cable it was much better since it meant a day not having to get ready/go to church.)
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A woman I went to high school with posted this on Facebook to educate you heathens.

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"classic death pose"
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The mayor of San Antonio has some questionable ideas about poverty.

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Kansas City Archdiocese Cuts Ties With Girl Scouts

Like a bad piece of satire.
Some parents began reporting that when their daughters went out to sell Girl Scout cookies, they had doors slammed in their faces by people refusing to make purchases because they think the profits go to support abortion and birth control.
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The Noah's Ark Attraction is Up and Running

Complete with dinosaurs!
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And state funding!
But the project’s single largest source of funding was actually $62 million in junk bonds floated by the town of Willamstown, population less than 4,000, home to the Ark Encounter and the county seat of Grant County, which faced bankruptcy this spring.

“In terms of revenue for the county, we don’t get too much from them,” says the county’s chief executive, Stephen Wood. The Ark Encounter negotiated a vastly discounted 30-year rate on property taxes in 2013 under a previous administration. “I hate it, but that’s the deal,” says Wood.

Unsurprisingly, the Ark Encounter and Answers in Genesis have attracted a loud chorus of critics who question this financial backing.
“Why would the state indirectly subsidize a nonsensible alternative to evolution?” asks Barry Lynn, an ordained minister who is executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State and a frequent critic. “It’s not good science. It’s not good anything. It ought to be unacceptable for a state at any level to treat this like one more bond-funded enterprise. Most Christians do not accept this as a literal or natural interpretation of the Bible.”
And discriminatory hiring practices!
As a condition of employment, the museum and ark staff of 900, including 350 seasonal workers, must sign a statement of faith rejecting evolution and declaring that they regularly attend church and view homosexuality as a sin. So any non-Christians, believers in evolution, or members of the LGBT community — and their supporters — need not apply. (Although, due to less stringent hiring requirements for contractors, an actor who allegedly operated a gay porn site was hired to portray Adam in one of the Creation Museum’s original videos.)
And more to come!
The ark is not completed. Still to open is an 800-seat restaurant on the top deck, where guests will be entertained by Noah-era reenactors, a Bible-inspired dinner theater.
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Fuckin' Kentucky. I blame AB for not stopping this.
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