Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Shirley » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:29 am

P.D.X. wrote:
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DSafetyGuy wrote:
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mister d wrote:
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Comedians might be second behind priests in terms of loving the underaged kids, huh?
Teachers? Scout leaders?
Generic wealthy white dudes?
It's poor dudes too. And non-white dudes. Just dudes, really.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Ryan » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:40 am

And Woody Allen
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Pruitt » Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:57 pm

50s southern rock stars?
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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Johnnie » Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:50 am

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:31 pm

So, Bryan Callen has a video message out for anyone who saw him do stand up in San Antonio last weekend because he almost certainly has COVID (tested "positive pending") and was fist-bumping people and taking pictures after the show.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Johnnie » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:44 am

DSafetyGuy wrote:
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So, Bryan Callen has a video message out for anyone who saw him do stand up in San Antonio last weekend because he almost certainly has COVID (tested "positive pending") and was fist-bumping people and taking pictures after the show.
...and Brendan Schaub too. They are both on The Fighter and There Kid Podcast which is what that D'Elia clip above is from.

This is the funniest thing they've ever done, honestly.

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by The Sybian » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:26 am

Will Sasso's comment is great. I was kind of hoping all these shows opening up with show that the virus wasn't spreading as much, but it turns out I wasn't being a paranoid whiny snowflake giving in to the Dems power-hungry need to control all the sheep in society. I mean, what fucking benefit to the Dems get by "controlling" us? If anything, the Dems would want the numbers to skyrocket so Trump looks worse.

Anyways, I'm curious to see how these guys change their tune after crying about Newsome closing down California and wanting to move to Texas where they can live free.
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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Pruitt » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:12 am

Will Sasso did a podcast for years with Kallen and D'Elia - "10 Minute Podcast" (which was occasionally hilarious) - so he must be really pissed off.

(Sasso is a good Canadian boy)
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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by mister d » Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:03 am

The Sybian wrote:
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I mean, what fucking benefit to the Dems get by "controlling" us?
Isn't this just all projection? They love submitting to conservative leadership and adopting whatever stances they're told to adopt.
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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Shirley » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:26 pm

I've loved Will Sasso since his brief, hilarious cameo in Best In Show.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Nonlinear FC » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:59 pm

mister d wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:03 am
The Sybian wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:26 am
I mean, what fucking benefit to the Dems get by "controlling" us?
Isn't this just all projection? They love submitting to conservative leadership and adopting whatever stances they're told to adopt.
This. They are constantly contradicting themselves (unwittingly) on almost every front.
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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by Johnnie » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:31 am

I'm liking Andrew Schulz more and more when I see his videos.

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Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

Post by TT2.0 » Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:20 pm

I only have audio and a lot of you have heard my stuff before but my set last night at Improv is the best I've ever done. If anyone is bored and wants to listen to it send me an email address or message me on Facebook.

The audio that is me starts about the 1 minute 45 second mark
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