The Glass In My Foot
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Always argue calls in recreationally competitive games
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Jerloma, does this injury come automatically with a transition to a new sport?
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Yeah I'm wondering if they had to take the L.
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Yeah but our 2nd and 3rd won easily so we still got the W, 2-1.
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Sorry, man.
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Pickleball is far superior to tennis.
ETA: That said, based on the grip, the woman in the pink hat doesn't know what she's doing.
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Based on the footwear (and amount of cargo in the cargo pants) of the guy in green I am guessing "superior" is not related to athleticism when compared to tennis.
Slight joke..I have a college friend who is a top-ranked female pickleball player. She is sponsored by Electrum and is opening a pickleball racquet club in Pawley's Island, SC.
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His name is Thorp, so I imagine he just perennially feels like a dick.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Mister D, I'm so sorry for your anguish in having to read about Jerloma's injury.
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Man, sorry to hear that J-Lo.
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I feel bad for Thorp, who has to live with what he did.
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My surgery is next Friday and I'm officiating a wedding on the following Sunday. So I asked my surgeon (cute!) if I'd be in good enough condition to do that. She said I'm going to have a lot of discomfort for the first week but she's giving me something for it, however I won't be able to officiate a wedding on narcotics.
I feel like she's extremely underestimating the things I'm capable of doing on narcotics.
I feel like she's extremely underestimating the things I'm capable of doing on narcotics.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Tampa raised, Dr. Doobay!
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I don’t think she thinks you can’t do it I think she believes the union woulndt be legally binding because the officiant was high at the time.Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:08 pm My surgery is next Friday and I'm officiating a wedding on the following Sunday. So I asked my surgeon (cute!) if I'd be in good enough condition to do that. She said I'm going to have a lot of discomfort for the first week but she's giving me something for it, however I won't be able to officiate a wedding on narcotics.
I feel like she's extremely underestimating the things I'm capable of doing on narcotics.
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I'd register her as my PCP.
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I've never heard of Barry University, but it's only your leg, so she can't do too much damage.
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Oh shit...better not tell the first 5 couples I married.A_B wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:22 pmI don’t think she thinks you can’t do it I think she believes the union woulndt be legally binding because the officiant was high at the time.Jerloma wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:08 pm My surgery is next Friday and I'm officiating a wedding on the following Sunday. So I asked my surgeon (cute!) if I'd be in good enough condition to do that. She said I'm going to have a lot of discomfort for the first week but she's giving me something for it, however I won't be able to officiate a wedding on narcotics.
I feel like she's extremely underestimating the things I'm capable of doing on narcotics.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I was asked to officiate a wedding later this year, any advice?
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Don't play a tennis match a week prior?
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Oh yeah I got you, man. Let's talk when it gets a little closer.
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Maybe! Let you know next Sunday!
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And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Hey D, if it makes you feel any better, I still haven't even so much as taken an Advil. I took 2 before the match so they didn't even give me any in the ambulance.
It's like the broken/fractured bone thing. If it were just a tear vs. completely severed, I'd be in mad pain right now. It's just sort of shredded and dangling as it is.
It's like the broken/fractured bone thing. If it were just a tear vs. completely severed, I'd be in mad pain right now. It's just sort of shredded and dangling as it is.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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[Future Mister D writhing in pain after dislocating a kneecap] If i can just move it a little more up my thigh...
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I know you’re “doing a joke”, but the concept of dislocating a kneecap is bad but acceptable. I’ve broken bones and, even as a soft child, finished the game because not playing was worse. But the idea of fully severing an Achilles, a singular stretchy inside the body thing that solely holds two things together, makes me want to barf and die.
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How do you think Achilles felt?mister d wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:30 pm I know you’re “doing a joke”, but the concept of dislocating a kneecap is bad but acceptable. I’ve broken bones and, even as a soft child, finished the game because not playing was worse. But the idea of fully severing an Achilles, a singular stretchy inside the body thing that solely holds two things together, makes me want to barf and die.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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When you're ready to play your next Swamply Connect game (and I'm winking at you when I say ready), PLEASE let me know
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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So could the other team have resigned (to do the honorable thing) or were you forced by rule to forfeit when it was clear you couldn't continue?
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FWIW, I wouldn't have taken the win if that happened to my opponent.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I can see arranging something if the next round's opponent preferred playing someone rather than a forfeit. Not sure if that has to be a Win.
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Yeah I was forced to retire. I have no idea if the other team can ovverride my retirement with a forfeit but I don't have a problem with it (except that I won the match the point before).
If fitness matters in terms of endurance, I think it has to matter in terms of fragility.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Nobody needs to see this but seriously...look at this!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Big Ben would have played on that...
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JLo might limit the interceptions to under 4 though.
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Surgery went great this morning. I actually feel fine still. Nerve block hasn't worn off one bit yet. I have defense ready when it does.
I prepped my understudy for the wedding in case I feel like it's too much or that I'll compromise the quality in any way. Gotta decide tomorrow.
I prepped my understudy for the wedding in case I feel like it's too much or that I'll compromise the quality in any way. Gotta decide tomorrow.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God