The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread

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I'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOKI'mOK......I'M OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
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#5 - Wedging the tomatoes
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#15 - shaking hands with Tricky Dick
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Can we get a sticky on this thread? Ha! Actually, that works for any of the Admins, putting a sticky on a thread.

Instead of posting a number, how about everyone posts the name, so I don't have to go back to page 1 to see the list.
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Raise the Jolly Roger.
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bapo! wrote:Raise the Jolly Roger.
Nothing I love more than an afternoon spent beating the red bird(s).
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rass wrote:
bapo! wrote:Raise the Jolly Roger.
Nothing I love more than an afternoon spent beating the red bird(s).
Or beating the bird red.
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rass wrote: 10. Diamond - hand-pollinating the orchard

Done and done. Perfection.
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Diamond wrote:
rass wrote: 10. Diamond - hand-pollinating the orchard

Done and done. Perfection.
Thanks.

"Phoning a friend" was also considered.
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rass wrote:
Diamond wrote:
rass wrote: 10. Diamond - hand-pollinating the orchard

Done and done. Perfection.
Thanks.

"Phoning a friend" was also considered.
Damn, that might be even better.
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Inspired by the Presidental Thread:

Setting the Cruz control.
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"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.

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BSF21 wrote:Inspired by the Presidental Thread:

Setting the Cruz control.
Waking the Baby Jesus
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Nailing his palm

(and take this Presidential candidate talk out of my thread)
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Jerloma wrote:
BSF21 wrote:Inspired by the Presidental Thread:

Setting the Cruz control.
Waking the Baby Jesus
Rousing the Baby Jesus

And JFK Jr. used to flick on the auto-pilot
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So, bondsgrrrl would have been "using the cream and the clear"?
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Getting pulled by A Small Orange - Donaldtrump
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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"linger"
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does he have to?
does he have to?
does he have to?
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And if you're tired, take a nap.
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Totally Kafkaesque
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rass wrote: Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:07 am 8. DSafetyGuy - timing the anthem
This is gonna need to be updated at your convenience, rass.
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Also, I can’t make it through the stranger without crying so. Well never mind it still works.
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Picking up where we left off 4 years ago

Giff- Getting off the sidelines
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Look how innocent and care-free we were 4 years ago...
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Image
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rex wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 8:33 pm
coming in the air?
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No Jacket Required
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hahaha
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WTF I never got one
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Gunpowder wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:01 am WTF I never got one
Giving a horse the business.
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something saltpeter something
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Dropping hot fire.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:47 am Dropping hot fire.
There it is
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Gunpowder wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:16 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:47 am Dropping hot fire.
There it is
yup, thats the one. i would have contributed Bear Safety Tipping but its not as good, clearly.
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Staying safe from the bears

EDIT: properly discarding the trash
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:58 am Staying safe from the bears

EDIT: properly discarding the trash
Empty the trash can

I prefer spitting hot fire to dropping, but that might not be proper rap terminology.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:44 am
Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:58 am Staying safe from the bears

EDIT: properly discarding the trash
Empty the trash can

I prefer spitting hot fire to dropping, but that might not be proper rap terminology.
It might also mean GPJ is on the opposite end of things.
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I had forgotten about this list, would Making Cream of Crab be an acceptable replacement for mine?
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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