The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread

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bfj wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:20 am I had forgotten about this list, would Making Cream of Crab be an acceptable replacement for mine?
God dammit.
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A_B wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:58 am
The Sybian wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:44 am
Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:58 am Staying safe from the bears

EDIT: properly discarding the trash
Empty the trash can

I prefer spitting hot fire to dropping, but that might not be proper rap terminology.
It might also mean GPJ is on the opposite end of things.
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Palm trace landing
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Basement cardio
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P.D.X. wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:54 pmBasement cardio
low ceiling cardio
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the Lose my job
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Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
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TT2.0 wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:11 pm Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
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Paying for his own sweet tea
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Zoomin' with Toobin.

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Election night simulation? More like ERECTION night STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
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How embarrassing. If I ever end up on a Zoom call with New Yorker writers, just shoot me
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TT2.0 wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:11 pm Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
Doing spots on a open mic

Punching up a bit

Doing a tight 5

Doing crowd work

Opening for Jesse
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Johnnie wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:14 pm Zoomin' with Toobin.

That was the "lose my job" reference I made above...
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thank g-d
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P.D.X. wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 8:23 pmthank g-d
I mean, one swamp atty who may or may not have done that is prob enough...
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mister d wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm Election night simulation? More like ERECTION night STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Erection results?
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:42 am
mister d wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm Election night simulation? More like ERECTION night STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Erection results?
Nice!

Analyzing the latest poll?
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Pruitt wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:58 am
The Sybian wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:42 am
mister d wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:17 pm Election night simulation? More like ERECTION night STIMULATION amiright?!?!?!?
Erection results?
Nice!

Analyzing the latest poll?
Polling the electorate
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Hanging Chad*


























*If my name was Chad and I was into auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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On a work Zoom
Toobin'
Totally Kafkaesque
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Quite the master debater
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unstuffing the ballot box.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:57 pm Paying for his own sweet tea
I lold
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Lubin' Lil' Toobin.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Shirley wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:35 am
Toobin'
Love this one. I hate when people I truly respect get caught doing stupid shit like this. WTF was he thinking?
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signing a waiver
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Practicing law on his/her own?
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Rex wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 6:49 pm Practicing law on his/her own?
Maybe practicing law without contingency?
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AB - ground his own burger

(and the "chick roast" typo was funny but seeing it with "sirloin" (Sir Loin?) made it funnier)
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rass wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 6:35 am AB - ground his own burger

(and the "chick roast" typo was funny but seeing it with "sirloin" (Sir Loin?) made it funnier)
AB really tossed off a three-for-one bundle of low hanging fruit in that post.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Saw it coming
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P.D.X. wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 3:47 pmSaw it coming
Whose is that?
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PDX - Treating his wood
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There's also some specific finishing procedures.
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P.D.X. wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:27 pm There's also some specific finishing procedures.
Isn't there always?
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