The Random Rankings Thread
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Stick that post in a time machine set for three years ago (minus a week or so) and add message board moderator to the top.
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Thank you for clarifying the date range!rass wrote:Stick that post in a time machine set for three years ago (minus a week or so) and add message board moderator to the top.
And I will second sancarlos' recommendation to add TSA agents. In fact, I'd put them second instead of a customs agent.
I'd also add "community garden coordinator" to this list, especially after our community garden "meeting" last week. Long story short, the coordinator insisted on having everyone come in for a meeting, and all she did was read the garden's rules verbatim from the printed sheet everyone got when they walked in. I enjoyed having 30 minutes of my life wasted.
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Oh I would add to that list
Parent in the press box with a microphone for high school sports.
Parent in the press box with a microphone for high school sports.
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A great list.
Lacking is the idiots at the cable or gas company who put you on hold after you've waited a while to get through.
Lacking is the idiots at the cable or gas company who put you on hold after you've waited a while to get through.
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Customs Inspectors are the only defense to drugs and weapons entering our borders (at legal ports of entry)! They are on the front lines on the War on Terror. And against unpasteurized cheese.Johnny Carwash wrote:People tripping on minor levels of power, ranked:
2. customs agent
My list would have to include privately owned immigration detention facility guards.
And #1, Federal government employee union shop stewards and chapter presidents.
BJs receipt checkers barely attempt to disguise their disinterest as they pretend to check the contents of my cart.
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The big box receipt checkers are there basically to make sure anything over $100 is on your receipt, from what I have been told. By the lady at Sam's.
Who is a very nice lady.
It's DMV clerks for me near the top of the list.
Who is a very nice lady.
It's DMV clerks for me near the top of the list.
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DMV clerks hold major levels of power, not minor.
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in terms of where #10 goes on the list.. speaking from 8 seasons of walking the sidelines of youth soccer in central nj... i'd make a distinction of sports. and put the sports parents well ahead (especially the ones who think their kid is a star player and thus they have power)
don't like it? get off my pitch.
don't like it? get off my pitch.
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Haven't looked yet, but I hope the Lilo & Stitch jams got the credit they deserve.
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I haven't watched a Disney movie in some time, but back when I had to watch them with my daughter, I really hated the trend toward making every song seem like it was prepared precisely for use in a future broadway play.
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Half way through. Pink Elephants on Parade isn't high enough.
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I didn't know this:
But what really brings “Beauty and the Beast” to life is the vocal performance of Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Potts. Lansbury was initially reluctant to sing the song, thinking her voice not strong enough to record what seemed initially to be a rock ballad. But Menken and the film’s directors asked her for just one take, in case it didn’t work out with someone else. One take, recorded live with an orchestra. One take, which reduced many of those in the room to tears. And obviously, one take that ended up in the damn movie. Give it another listen, and then off to the cupboard with you now, Chip. It’s past your bedtime.
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Hello childhood. Damn.rass wrote:Ranking of every Disney song
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Louis Prima doing "I Wan'na Be Like You" from The Jungle Book got robbed...rass wrote:Ranking of every Disney song
And "Cruella D'Ville" has always been a personal favorite, but it's gotta be the Replacements cover version:
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rass wrote:Ranking of every Disney song
BTW, if you're short attention span like me, use the drop down and go to the last page and work your way back. There are a shit load of songs in the 150-plus that are from movies I never saw or don't remember. Or that were just filler and they had to put them in because they had some kind of lyric or whatever.
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Swamp Smart-ass Power Rankings:
1. Ryan
2. mister d
3. Gunpowder
4. AB*
5. Giff
6. Rex
7. me
8. bengal
9. chedda
10. PDX
Notes:
-Do not feel offended by either your inclusion or exclusion from this list. It can be a compliment both ways.
-Smart-ass ranking is based on a complex algorithm that factors in 1) the proportion of your posts that consist of brief sentences adding nothing of substance to the topic, and 2) whether I find them funny.
-I put an asterisk by AB as I'm still not sure whether he's a proper smart-ass or just a surly contrarian.
-I'm not really sure about the last few people on the list, and might be confusing them with others.
1. Ryan
2. mister d
3. Gunpowder
4. AB*
5. Giff
6. Rex
7. me
8. bengal
9. chedda
10. PDX
Notes:
-Do not feel offended by either your inclusion or exclusion from this list. It can be a compliment both ways.
-Smart-ass ranking is based on a complex algorithm that factors in 1) the proportion of your posts that consist of brief sentences adding nothing of substance to the topic, and 2) whether I find them funny.
-I put an asterisk by AB as I'm still not sure whether he's a proper smart-ass or just a surly contrarian.
-I'm not really sure about the last few people on the list, and might be confusing them with others.
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The * is for the sarcasm PED's I use.
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I am the king of number one. I guess I suck at number two.Johnny Carwash wrote:-Smart-ass ranking is based on a complex algorithm that factors in 1) the proportion of your posts that consist of brief sentences adding nothing of substance to the topic, and 2) whether I find them funny.
I assure you, it's the former.Johnny Carwash wrote:-I put an asterisk by AB as I'm still not sure whether he's a proper smart-ass or just a surly contrarian.
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This is freakishly similar to my ranking of NH based Swampers.Johnny Carwash wrote:Swamp Smart-ass Power Rankings:
1. Ryan
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Gotta up my game
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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Just happy to be nominated.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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My Top 10 Zeppelin Songs:
1. OTHAFA
2. RS
3. TUF
4. BIOH
5. TRB
6. RO
7. NFBM
8. BYAS
9. HOTH
10. FITR
1. OTHAFA
2. RS
3. TUF
4. BIOH
5. TRB
6. RO
7. NFBM
8. BYAS
9. HOTH
10. FITR
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C'mon guys, this is Jerloma's shitty ranking, not yours.
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The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
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It's hot once you really get into it.Ryan wrote:The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
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I thought that was Sisqo?Ryan wrote:The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
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WHOO HOO!Moreta wrote:It's hot once you really get into it.Ryan wrote:The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Come on!
HMMT is at least top 5.
HMMT is at least top 5.
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That's fucking awesome. Although I don't get Moreta's follow-up. Don't you ride on top of them?Ryan wrote:The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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You do when you're not about to die and your friend has to cut one and stuff you inside to keep you warm.Jerloma wrote:That's fucking awesome. Although I don't get Moreta's follow-up. Don't you ride on top of them?Ryan wrote:The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I don't give a shit if this is Gunpowder's thing or not, this needs to be recognized.Moreta wrote:It's hot once you really get into it.Ryan wrote:The Tauntaun Song?Jerloma wrote:9. HOTH
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Ah! Dammit. Do I lose my nerd card for this?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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I'm just pissed at you for trying to make me work so hard to interpret your ranking. (Note - I didn't actually try)Jerloma wrote:Ah! Dammit. Do I lose my nerd card for this?
Totally Kafkaesque
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I'm honored.Johnny Carwash wrote:Swamp Smart-ass Power Rankings:
1. Ryan
2. mister d
3. Gunpowder
4. AB*
5. Giff
6. Rex
7. me
8. bengal
9. chedda
10. PDX
Notes:
-Do not feel offended by either your inclusion or exclusion from this list. It can be a compliment both ways.
-Smart-ass ranking is based on a complex algorithm that factors in 1) the proportion of your posts that consist of brief sentences adding nothing of substance to the topic, and 2) whether I find them funny.
-I put an asterisk by AB as I'm still not sure whether he's a proper smart-ass or just a surly contrarian.
-I'm not really sure about the last few people on the list, and might be confusing them with others.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Hey, I forgot about this!
Caddyshack characters, ranked:
1. Judge Smails
2. Carl Spackler
3. Al Czervik
4. Lacey Underall
5. Ty Webb
6. The Bishop
7. McFiddish, the Scottish groundskeeper
8. Mrs. Smails
9. Danny Noonan
10. the gopher
11. the guy who double-takes and bugs his eyes before his dinghy gets plowed by Al's yacht
12. Spaulding Smails
13. the girl who yells "You shave your ass!" and jumps in the pool
14. Mr. Wang, Al's associate
15. Lou, the caddy manager
16. Tony, the cocky asshole caddy
...
17. being brutally violated by the gopher
...
18. Maggie, Danny's Irish girlfriend
19. everybody in Caddyshack II
Caddyshack characters, ranked:
1. Judge Smails
2. Carl Spackler
3. Al Czervik
4. Lacey Underall
5. Ty Webb
6. The Bishop
7. McFiddish, the Scottish groundskeeper
8. Mrs. Smails
9. Danny Noonan
10. the gopher
11. the guy who double-takes and bugs his eyes before his dinghy gets plowed by Al's yacht
12. Spaulding Smails
13. the girl who yells "You shave your ass!" and jumps in the pool
14. Mr. Wang, Al's associate
15. Lou, the caddy manager
16. Tony, the cocky asshole caddy
...
17. being brutally violated by the gopher
...
18. Maggie, Danny's Irish girlfriend
19. everybody in Caddyshack II
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