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brian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:This could have gone in the Florida or Ohio thread and probably in the Irony Thread as well.

Gun Advocate Shot By Her 4 Year Old
Or the schaudenfreude thread (if we have one).

Won't ever happen in that part of Florida but she should be charged with any number of violations of gun laws and stripped of her rights to own a gun.
FIFY. That area between Gainesville and Jacksonville is backasswards, even for Florida.
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brian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:This could have gone in the Florida or Ohio thread and probably in the Irony Thread as well.

Gun Advocate Shot By Her 4 Year Old
Or the schaudenfreude thread (if we have one).

Won't ever happen in Florida but she should be charged with any number of violations of gun laws and stripped of her rights to own a gun.

Thanks to Florida's Stand Your Ground laws, the kid can't be held responsible because the mother was in his car.

Her Facebook page, Jamie Gilt for Gun Sense. I like this gem she posted.


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The toddler was probably conceived with a blast from behind. Now it's come full circle.
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mister d wrote:Image
I can't stop laughing at this. If only that idiot's Facebook page was still active I'd post it there.
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degenerasian wrote:The toddler was probably conceived with a blast from behind. Now it's come full circle.
Nice!

Daily Mail Goes Daily Mail On Jamie Gilt
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Pruitt wrote:
degenerasian wrote:The toddler was probably conceived with a blast from behind. Now it's come full circle.
Nice!

Daily Mail Goes Daily Mail On Jamie Gilt
In another Daily Mail article, two great sentences:

"Only one day earlier she had boasted about her son’s shooting prowess claiming he got ‘jacked up’ before a shooting practice on a page dedicated to her fervent support of the Second Amendment."

During a press conference, the woman's mother spoke with the 4 year old next to her, "held a plastic T-Rex toy up like a gun, taking aim and rapidly pulling the trigger to make it snap."

Holy fuck, what is wrong with these people? Responsible gun ownership? Before this shooting, I would have said they are doing their cause a disservice with their gun-loving cowboy act and Facebook page, but now, goddamn. The shit she posts moves me further down the line on where limits should be placed on gun control. Who teaches a 4 yo how to shoot, then leaves a loaded .45 in the backseat with him?

She is cute, though.


On the flip side, reading through the comments on her FB page is really disheartening. Hundreds of comments on every post saying she deserved to die, they hope the kid kills her next time, criticizing the kid for having bad aim...
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Gotta love the photo of her with horrible trigger discipline looking away from where the rifle is pointed and at the camera to take a glamour shot.

Fucking bitch is lucky she isn't dead.
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The Sybian wrote:Who teaches a 4 yo how to shoot, then leaves a loaded .45 in the backseat with him?
Two kinds of people. Someone who wants to be shot. And, someone who needs shooting.
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I wonder if the fucking idiot even considers how lucky she is the kid didn't shoot himself.
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Palatka is fucking backwards man. Probably as white trashy, backwardsy as Florida gets. That's not to say that other areas don't equal Palatka, just that I doubt any other areas are more backwards.
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mister d wrote:I wonder if the fucking idiot even considers how lucky she is the kid didn't shoot himself.
Yup.

Of course, if the kid shot himself, it wouldn't be national news. Just another day in America.
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And she'd probably just claim some black guy broke into her car and shot him anyway.
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mister d wrote:I wonder if the fucking idiot even considers how lucky she is the kid didn't shoot himself.
That was probably their agreed-upon escape plan for when she left him in the 125° car and the cops got too close
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Ryan wrote:
mister d wrote:I wonder if the fucking idiot even considers how lucky she is the kid didn't shoot himself.
That was probably their agreed-upon escape plan for when she left him in the 125° car and the cops got too close
Slow clap for Palatka logic.
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Gun store owner refuses sale based on a hunch that the customer "was going to do something" that ends up looking pretty prescient:
Howard returned to the gun shop later that day, but Downs locked the door and asked a customer to call 911.

Hocking County Sheriff's deputies located Howard's car one mile away at a Walmart. A gun was found in the back seat.

"When we arrived, he had almost 50 rounds of 20-gauge shot gun shell ammunition ready to purchase," Sheriff Lanny North said.

According to the Athens County prosecutor, "Howard was found in possession of a firearm while allegedly being drug dependent or in danger of becoming drug dependent. The firearm was purchased after he allegedly made a false statement on his background check form."
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Gun store owner refuses sale based on a hunch that the customer "was going to do something" that ends up looking pretty prescient:
Howard returned to the gun shop later that day, but Downs locked the door and asked a customer to call 911.

Hocking County Sheriff's deputies located Howard's car one mile away at a Walmart. A gun was found in the back seat.

"When we arrived, he had almost 50 rounds of 20-gauge shot gun shell ammunition ready to purchase," Sheriff Lanny North said.

According to the Athens County prosecutor, "Howard was found in possession of a firearm while allegedly being drug dependent or in danger of becoming drug dependent. The firearm was purchased after he allegedly made a false statement on his background check form."
Does the NRA blacklist this store for violating the customer's 2nd Amendment Rights? He passed the background check (through lying on the form).
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(gonna be really rich when righties start complaining about gun sellers discriminating because of personal biases)
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…found in possession of a firearm while allegedly being drug dependent or in danger of becoming drug dependent.
give me a fucking break. Too many new laws so politicians can talk about how tough they are. Just let cops lock people up on their whim.
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howard wrote:
…found in possession of a firearm while allegedly being drug dependent or in danger of becoming drug dependent.
give me a fucking break. Too many new laws so politicians can talk about how tough they are. Just let cops lock people up on their whim.
Better than shooting people on a whim.
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My point is not this specific gun law. It is the over-writing of laws in general. If they only went to such ridiculous extremes in anti-gun laws, well I wouldn't be exactly fine with that, but this kind of creep is all over criminal codes (and civil codes, for that matter) all across the country.
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That's creative humor right there
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Just about to post this...

What a crazy situation. 22 year old soldier, who's black, just got done firing at his girlfriend and was going to leave the scene. The eventual victim, a former marine, white, (and CrossFit gym owner -beside the point but the CrossFit community is full of libertarian types and not many black people) decides to intervene and play hero. Gets shot dead. His pastor later said he was "just trying to help."

My snap reaction without all the facts? There was no imminent threat once the guy was in his car trying to leave. Having the firearm loaded and present now put the perp in the place of a victim and he, hyped up on adrenaline and nerves, defended himself and killed the guy. Calling the police and 911 for the girlfriend would have been preferable here.

Race, military, guns, Texas, potentially religion, and Ft. Hood (where the soldier is stationed) all rolled up into one? 'Murica. I wonder if PTSD gets brought into too.
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I feel bad for the guy who died, but don't be a fucking hero. Get the license plate of the shooter and call the fucking cops. They're the ones trained to deal with this stuff. I don't care even if you were in Iraq. It's a little different on the streets of Fort Worth versus the streets of Fallujah.
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Johnnie wrote:Just about to post this...

What a crazy situation. 22 year old soldier, who's black, just got done firing at his girlfriend and was going to leave the scene. The eventual victim, a former marine, white, (and CrossFit gym owner -beside the point but the CrossFit community is full of libertarian types and not many black people) decides to intervene and play hero. Gets shot dead. His pastor later said he was "just trying to help."

My snap reaction without all the facts? There was no imminent threat once the guy was in his car trying to leave. Having the firearm loaded and present now put the perp in the place of a victim and he, hyped up on adrenaline and nerves, defended himself and killed the guy. Calling the police and 911 for the girlfriend would have been preferable here.

Race, military, guns, Texas, potentially religion, and Ft. Hood (where the soldier is stationed) all rolled up into one? 'Murica. I wonder if PTSD gets brought into too.
Yup. No brainer (see what I did there!), from what I've read, the girlfriend ran away, and the guy was in his car. It's not your job as a concealed carrier to chase down criminals. Like that woman who chased and shot a fleeing shoplifter at Home Depot. She still doesn't comprehend that she did something wrong. She still thinks she was justified in shooting someone in the back for shoplifting. It's a shame the guy died, and horrific that it happened in front of his wife, but his actions were criminal, and I wouldn't be surprised if the shooter can claim self defense. Sure, he is fucked for shooting his girlfriend, but I could very easily see a situation where the shooter could have been justified.
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From the comment chain:

"Bit of an odd way to ask for an abortion."

Fuck, that's funny. Dead baby jokes are so in right now.

Couldn't they just cut a pink or blue cake like everyone else?
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We did something similar for our second, except instead of a cake or balloons or shooting a(nother!) box we just asked for the doctor to look at the ultrasound and tell us, then we called our parents and texted our friends. Epic.
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My kids high school on lockdown due to a shooting at a mall about a mile away.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local ... ml?update4

Another shooting outside a strip mall about 10 miles away, about 25 minutes later. Who knows what that's all about.
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I know that mall, used to go to the movies there when I lived/worked at NIH forever ago.
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howard wrote:I know that mall, used to go to the movies there when I lived/worked at NIH forever ago.

Yep. You'd hardly recognize it today, but it's got the same basic footprint from when you were there. Did you hit up Britches?
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Don't remember, about all I wore was Levi's. Man, that was 1977, long ass time ago.

ETA: Homeland Security officer is suspect. He hates these malls!

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Awww, it's going to be so cute when the baby finds their gun while they are driving and kills them with it.

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howard wrote:My point is not this specific gun law. It is the over-writing of laws in general. If they only went to such ridiculous extremes in anti-gun laws, well I wouldn't be exactly fine with that, but this kind of creep is all over criminal codes (and civil codes, for that matter) all across the country.

What, you don't support Ambers Law and Richard's Law and Bambi's Law and Hunter's Law and Branquisha's Law? If someone is drawing crayon guns on lined paper within 100 feet of a gumball machine then by God I want them to do their 6 year minimum sentence.
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They got him. He was, I guess, unable to escape the second scene. Basically across the street from the second shooting.
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Oh sure, blabber on, but no one asks how I'm doing?!

JK, couldn't imagine having my kid's school on lockdown for something like this. Even though it seems rare that a school becomes an unplanned secondary target.
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mister d wrote:We did something similar for our second, except instead of a cake or balloons or shooting a(nother!) box we just asked for the doctor to look at the ultrasound and tell us, then we called our parents and texted our friends. Epic.
OMG, that's exactly what we did with both of our kids!
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Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he killed Treyvon Martin with. Are there people out there who still believe that wasn't exactly what it seems like it was?
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