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Town tells kids not to use American flags during pep rally anymore because they keep dragging them across the floor

Right-wing message board hero thinks they're getting rid of the flag all over the school and tells people to show up armed to stop it

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Officials re-explain what they meant

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So how close to home is that one hitting?
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The school is where we used to live. His home is where we live now, but he's travelling so whatevs. People from the website where he commented have shown up to video our planning commission meetings in the past. They're so fun.
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Am I naive to think that what this mouth-breather is calling for is illegal?
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There was a dude wearing this hoodie in the Microsoft cafeteria today.

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I have to wonder what his thought process was when he picked that sweatshirt today, of all days.
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Oh, I imagine he wanted to make sure everyone know that he is aggressively pro-gun. I also wouldn't be surprised if, the way political discourse is going, he had planned to wear it "after the next big event". Basically, a "come at me, bro" sweatshirt and decision-making process.

Anyone feel like reporting him to HR? He's probably hoping for that so he can sue "a bunch of fucking pussies".
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If I know anything about that type of person, a simple "ha, you're gonna double shoot your dick" would really annoy them.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:Oh, I imagine he wanted to make sure everyone know that he is aggressively pro-gun. I also wouldn't be surprised if, the way political discourse is going, he had planned to wear it "after the next big event". Basically, a "come at me, bro" sweatshirt and decision-making process.

Anyone feel like reporting him to HR? He's probably hoping for that so he can sue "a bunch of fucking pussies".


I mean, I'm at Microsoft HQ in Redmond, Washington. It's a very liberal, very diverse (ethnically and nationality) environment. I'm sure he upset some folks. Now that I think about it, he was eating alone.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:Oh, I imagine he wanted to make sure everyone know that he is aggressively pro-gun. I also wouldn't be surprised if, the way political discourse is going, he had planned to wear it "after the next big event". Basically, a "come at me, bro" sweatshirt and decision-making process.

Anyone feel like reporting him to HR? He's probably hoping for that so he can sue "a bunch of fucking pussies".


I mean, I'm at Microsoft HQ in Redmond, Washington. It's a very liberal, very diverse (ethnically and nationality) environment. I'm sure he upset some folks. Now that I think about it, he was eating alone.


Ummm, does he seem angry?
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Shirley wrote:
DSafetyGuy wrote:Oh, I imagine he wanted to make sure everyone know that he is aggressively pro-gun. I also wouldn't be surprised if, the way political discourse is going, he had planned to wear it "after the next big event". Basically, a "come at me, bro" sweatshirt and decision-making process.

Anyone feel like reporting him to HR? He's probably hoping for that so he can sue "a bunch of fucking pussies".


I mean, I'm at Microsoft HQ in Redmond, Washington. It's a very liberal, very diverse (ethnically and nationality) environment. I'm sure he upset some folks. Now that I think about it, he was eating alone.


Exactly. All the more motivation for him.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:Oh, I imagine he wanted to make sure everyone know that he is aggressively pro-gun. I also wouldn't be surprised if, the way political discourse is going, he had planned to wear it "after the next big event". Basically, a "come at me, bro" sweatshirt and decision-making process.

Anyone feel like reporting him to HR? He's probably hoping for that so he can sue "a bunch of fucking pussies".


I mean, I'm at Microsoft HQ in Redmond, Washington. It's a very liberal, very diverse (ethnically and nationality) environment. I'm sure he upset some folks. Now that I think about it, he was eating alone.


Ummm, does he seem angry?


I only saw him for a few seconds as he got up to leave after eating. It took me a few seconds to realize what I was seeing. After he walked by, I saw the Smith & Wesson name on the back. Again, a very unusual and unexpected thing to see around here. I don't recall ever seeing the guy before, but that doesn't mean much - there are a lot of people in the nearby buildings and I'm only out here a few days a month now.
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Is it just ego that leads Woody Allen to think he needs weigh in on the Weinstein affair?
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rass wrote:Is it just ego that leads Woody Allen to think he needs weigh in on the Weinstein affair?

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Very low on the level of fucked-up that is normally posted here. But...

Bob Marley?

Trump I get, but this makes no sense.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:50 pm "PleaseletthatnotbePhilly.PleaseletthatnotbePhilly... whew."
I guess it could also go in the Florida/Ohio thread.
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I work work with the uncle of this kid's father, he says they think he had a buyer for her.

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Don't click the overhead bin link.
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mister d wrote: Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:45 pm Don't click the overhead bin link.
In all seriousness... thank you.
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I don't know how much of this had to do with me living in the NYC media market and the flight being to LGA (though I did see it on CNN, too), but the dead puppy was definitely the #1 news story this morning.
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rass wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:19 am I don't know how much of this had to do with me living in the NYC media market and the flight being to LGA (though I did see it on CNN, too), but the dead puppy was definitely the #1 news story this morning.
I’m trying to imagine a flight attendant getting her idea over on me that I need to place my dog in an overhead bin.

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Everyone knows dogs go with the baggage. Can we not reserve the main compartment for humans? Was in court a couple weeks ago and my client gives emotional testimony about her abuse and the judge listens and then asks a follow up about the dog? Then a pro bono type approaches me with helpful info about a shelter that accepts dogs? Enough with the dogs white people.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:40 am Everyone knows dogs go with the baggage. Can we not reserve the main compartment for humans? Was in court a couple weeks ago and my client gives emotional testimony about her abuse and the judge listens and then asks a follow up about the dog? Then a pro bono type approaches me with helpful info about a shelter that accepts dogs? Enough with the dogs white people.
The dog was in an airline-approved crate. I’ll leave you to the rest of your nonsensical ramblings.
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United also had this happen (not putting entire thread here, but go for it)...

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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:43 am United also had this happen (not putting entire thread here, but go for it)...


Hmmm....What also works to describe this situation:
Articles titled, “Area Flying Man Sees Race in Lots of Things” followed by the subsequent piece “Flight Attendant Trolls Rich Bitch into Normal Behavior So Flight Can Continue”, and just below that, “Airline Unintentionally Lends Credence to Man’s Paranoia by Having Minority Call Him Back”.
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I will acknowledge that I know several black* people that share an unreasonable attachment to domesticated animals.
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Honest to god, I thought you both were black.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:30 am I will acknowledge that I know several black* people that share an unreasonable attachment to domesticated animals.
How about GIF's?
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mister d wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:50 am Honest to god, I thought you both were black.
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Sorry, I guess I just don't see color (in music choices).
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sancarlos wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:15 am
mister d wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:50 am Honest to god, I thought you both were black.
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Not as bad as Jimmy Buffett, but yeah, the scene tends to be kinda Saltine-y...As for my reply earlier, I was really going for the quasi-caustic Onion thing, which upon reflection makes me appear tone deaf.

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I was actually trying to point out "what the fuck is wrong with the lady putting her feet on the tray?" and the United link made this (seemingly) a decent place to put it.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:00 pm I was actually trying to point out "what the fuck is wrong with the lady putting her feet on the tray?" and the United link made this (seemingly) a decent place to put it.
It doesn't get much worse than realizing you're about to sit next to somebody who's already lounged into their seat like that as you approach..
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EnochRoot wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:45 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:00 pm I was actually trying to point out "what the fuck is wrong with the lady putting her feet on the tray?" and the United link made this (seemingly) a decent place to put it.
It doesn't get much worse than realizing you're about to sit next to somebody who's already lounged into their seat like that as you approach..
I get disgusted by people who simply take their shoes off on the plane. Even setting aside the public decorum part of it, the carpet of an airplane is disgusting. Shoes always stay on.
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