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Ryan is as hot as a shabbos cholent!
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Kvetching Bull
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Ryan wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:35 pm Dances With Chairs
You are killing me with the names, but this is the winner.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:48 pmKvetching Bull
Sitting Bulvan

http://www.jewish-languages.org/jewish- ... words/1384
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bfj wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:40 pm
Pruitt wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:48 pmKvetching Bull
Sitting Bulvan

http://www.jewish-languages.org/jewish- ... words/1384
Educational... and hilarious!
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Meshugah Horse
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Ryan wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:56 pmMeshugah Horse
Damn!
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bfj wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:40 pm
Pruitt wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:48 pmKvetching Bull
Sitting Bulvan

http://www.jewish-languages.org/jewish- ... words/1384
It's gotta be Sitting Shiva.
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Do we need to change this now?
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Oy, what happened now?
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I'm guessing it has to do with this...and it's a brilliant callback.

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(eat it bronto)

He nailed "sequoias" though!
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I love that the speechwriters probably have to write around a whole bunch of words that his wet brain doesn't know and that they didn't realize "Yosemite" was one of them.
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Bet you didn’t know this guy was Hasidim
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Wow, that's big!
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Rex wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:20 pm Bet you didn’t know this guy was Hasidim. Image
God damned right I did!

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brian wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:13 pm I love that the speechwriters probably have to write around a whole bunch of words that his wet brain doesn't know and that they didn't realize "Yosemite" was one of them.
I picture them saying:
“should we spell it out phonetically for him?”
“nah, he has to know to pronounce that”
“DOH!”
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bfj wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:05 pm
brian wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:13 pm I love that the speechwriters probably have to write around a whole bunch of words that his wet brain doesn't know and that they didn't realize "Yosemite" was one of them.
I picture them saying:
“should we spell it out phonetically for him?”
“nah, he has to know to pronounce that”
“DOH!”
There is no way sequoia wasn't spelled phonetically.
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American Pickle with Seth Rogan is fine.

The opening scenes in "the old country" are hilarious and there are a number of good scenes. Nothing incredible, but a good way to spend 90 minutes.
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And the ending is very touching
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:23 am American Pickle with Seth Rogan is fine.

The opening scenes in "the old country" are hilarious and there are a number of good scenes. Nothing incredible, but a good way to spend 90 minutes.
[+] spoiler
And the ending is very touching
I'm intrigued by this one. It looks like it has potential to be one of the worst movies ever, but willing to take the risk.
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So virtual services at my shul have high production value. Sound and light engineering guys doing a really nice job (our shul is old and kol nidrei is cool because how the light hits the room and the sound echos off the old brick). Whoever is directing is having a blast switching between at least 7 HD cameras. They have a guy playing upright bass in the balcony (where I usually sit....you know don't have to pray as hard because you are closer). Musical instruments are a bit weird in a conservative shul (I went to an orthodox hebrew school and remember the very old Rabbi losing his mind when I mentioned the reform bar mitzvah I attended was hard to follow because the guitarist was using different arrangements than I was used to).

Also Rabbi got the memo that HD camera and big lighting requires some light makeup...cantor...not so much.
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Which shul?
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bfj wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 6:48 pmWhich shul?
Beth Am (https://bethambaltimore.org/). My grandfather was one of the early Chizuk Amuno members and a founding members of the folks who did not move out to the burbs and started Beth Am in 1974.
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Wishing an easy fast to all who are (not) partaking.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:13 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 6:48 pmWhich shul?
Beth Am (https://bethambaltimore.org/). My grandfather was one of the early Chizuk Amuno members and a founding members of the folks who did not move out to the burbs and started Beth Am in 1974.
Beautiful synagogue, not a great neighborhood.
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bfj wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:03 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:13 pm
bfj wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2020 6:48 pmWhich shul?
Beth Am (https://bethambaltimore.org/). My grandfather was one of the early Chizuk Amuno members and a founding members of the folks who did not move out to the burbs and started Beth Am in 1974.
Beautiful synagogue, not a great neighborhood.
I don't know what you mean....2 years ago i parked at a corner one block away where active drug deals were going on. As the police were visible doing security for the shul. What is interesting is there is a bit of gentrification going on, but it is house by house.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:39 am Wishing an easy fast to all who are (not) partaking.
Fasting used to be easy, but man, low blood sugar was killing me today.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:13 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:39 am Wishing an easy fast to all who are (not) partaking.
Fasting used to be easy, but man, low blood sugar was killing me today.
I don’t fast. I actually went to work today. I thought my mother was going to plotz.
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So Bean Dad is also The Long Winters dude. He’s having a year.



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I sadly get the first reference. I don't get the second one.
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mister d wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:18 pmBand.
Oh, he's known for something other than being terrible dad? And now a racist? He's having quite the day he wasn't expecting tp have...
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:43 pm
mister d wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:18 pmBand.
Oh, he's known for something other than being terrible dad? And now a racist? He's having quite the day he wasn't expecting tp have...
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I don’t like how that looks, someone should trim it off
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And represented by the Jewiest member of the House, Jerry Nadler. Bernie has him out-Jewed.
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10% of the world's Jews live in New York.
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