Nature is Awesome and/or Hilarious

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Nature is Awesome and/or Hilarious

Post by Sabo » Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:30 pm

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Steve of phpBB » Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:30 pm

That's great.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Post by Jerloma » Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:53 pm

I certainly hope that got him laid.
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:48 pm

I am sure the Men In Blazers folks will write extensively on this.
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Post by Sabo » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:10 am

FUCK YO SQUAT RACK!

Mallards rule.

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Post by Pruitt » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:29 pm

"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:23 pm

I assume the chocolate bar contained lots of nuts.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:30 pm

sancarlos wrote:I assume the chocolate bar contained lots of nuts.
Toronto used to be such a safe place.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Post by Johnnie » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:24 pm

Male seahorse giving birth:

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Mar 05, 2017 5:59 pm

Awesome!
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Post by wlu_lax6 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:59 am

Johnnie wrote:Male seahorse giving birth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRwl6dL9go

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Post by Johnnie » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:54 am

mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Post by sancarlos » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:40 pm

That's how Porkaroos are made, Johnnie.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:06 am

I feel I would like kangaroos even more if they walked around with bacon in their pouches.
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Post by Sabo » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:50 am

Giraffes are hard.

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Johnnie » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:10 am

Fuck you, panther....hold my diiiiiiiick!
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Post by bfj » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:19 am

Johnnie wrote:Fuck you, panther....hold my diiiiiiiick!
That must be one hungry desperate lion to go after a giraffe by themselves.
Enjoy every sandwich.

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Post by Johnnie » Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:02 am

Oh, shit. That is a lion. Panthers don't live where giraffes live. Unless it's a zoo.
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Post by Johnnie » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:05 pm

mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.

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Post by Sabo » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:22 pm

There are a couple of animals native to this area I want to see in the wild before I die. A flying squirrel is one of them. Another one is a bobcat, although I think I saw the track of one while canoeing last year.
Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by sancarlos » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:28 pm

Sabo wrote:There are a couple of animals native to this area I want to see in the wild before I die. A flying squirrel is one of them. Another one is a bobcat, although I think I saw the track of one while canoeing last year.
I saw a bobcat in "the wild" once, about 15 years ago. I put that in quotation marks because it was within the city limits (in the outskirts) of San Mateo, California. It was at about 4:30 am. He was standing right in the middle of a little road on my commute as I drove to work that morning. (Yes, I had to be in that early that day.)
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Post by Sabo » Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:00 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by EnochRoot » Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:05 am

Sabo wrote:
I watched the Hanover eagles a while back (last year?) protect their eggs in a far, far more ridiculous snowstorm than what went down the other day.

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Post by Jerloma » Wed May 17, 2017 12:53 pm

Anyone for some hot bee on bee action?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AmGeh9Nk0
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Post by bfj » Wed May 17, 2017 3:54 pm

Jerloma wrote:Anyone for some hot bee on bee action?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AmGeh9Nk0

I was waiting for the honey shot.
Enjoy every sandwich.

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Post by P.D.X. » Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:19 pm

Saw this guy on my dog walk last night. Picture gives no scale but he was a lot bigger than I imagined for being up in a tree.

ETA: still around I guess


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Post by A_B » Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:27 pm

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Post by howard » Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:29 pm

Isn't that wisdom we could all apply to our lives?

"not doing a thing, just being a bear."
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…

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Post by Sabo » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:46 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Sabo » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:03 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Sabo » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:40 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Sabo » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:56 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by mister d » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:53 am

A goddamn woodpecker woke us up Sunday AM by pecking on the wall behind our bed for like a minute.
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:08 pm

Th juxtaposition of the previous two posts made my afternoon.
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Post by testuser2 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:24 pm

mister d wrote:A goddamn woodpecker woke us up Sunday AM by pecking on the wall behind our bed for like a minute.


Termites or a sadistic woodpecker?

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Post by Sabo » Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:18 pm

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Sabo » Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:07 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Sabo » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:49 pm

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by Sabo » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:33 pm

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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