Nature is Awesome and/or Hilarious

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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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That's great.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I certainly hope that got him laid.
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I am sure the Men In Blazers folks will write extensively on this.
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FUCK YO SQUAT RACK!

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I assume the chocolate bar contained lots of nuts.
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sancarlos wrote:I assume the chocolate bar contained lots of nuts.
Toronto used to be such a safe place.
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Male seahorse giving birth:

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Awesome!
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Johnnie wrote:Male seahorse giving birth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRwl6dL9go
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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That's how Porkaroos are made, Johnnie.
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I feel I would like kangaroos even more if they walked around with bacon in their pouches.
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Giraffes are hard.

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Fuck you, panther....hold my diiiiiiiick!
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Johnnie wrote:Fuck you, panther....hold my diiiiiiiick!
That must be one hungry desperate lion to go after a giraffe by themselves.
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Oh, shit. That is a lion. Panthers don't live where giraffes live. Unless it's a zoo.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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There are a couple of animals native to this area I want to see in the wild before I die. A flying squirrel is one of them. Another one is a bobcat, although I think I saw the track of one while canoeing last year.
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Sabo wrote:There are a couple of animals native to this area I want to see in the wild before I die. A flying squirrel is one of them. Another one is a bobcat, although I think I saw the track of one while canoeing last year.
I saw a bobcat in "the wild" once, about 15 years ago. I put that in quotation marks because it was within the city limits (in the outskirts) of San Mateo, California. It was at about 4:30 am. He was standing right in the middle of a little road on my commute as I drove to work that morning. (Yes, I had to be in that early that day.)
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Sabo wrote:
I watched the Hanover eagles a while back (last year?) protect their eggs in a far, far more ridiculous snowstorm than what went down the other day.
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Anyone for some hot bee on bee action?

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Jerloma wrote:Anyone for some hot bee on bee action?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AmGeh9Nk0

I was waiting for the honey shot.
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Saw this guy on my dog walk last night. Picture gives no scale but he was a lot bigger than I imagined for being up in a tree.

ETA: still around I guess

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Isn't that wisdom we could all apply to our lives?

"not doing a thing, just being a bear."
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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A goddamn woodpecker woke us up Sunday AM by pecking on the wall behind our bed for like a minute.
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Th juxtaposition of the previous two posts made my afternoon.
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mister d wrote:A goddamn woodpecker woke us up Sunday AM by pecking on the wall behind our bed for like a minute.


Termites or a sadistic woodpecker?
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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