Official Spammer Discussion Thread

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Glad to see nobody opened the thread about Russian Family Incest Shows. I know a lot of Swampers were big fans of The Ivanovich Family Fuckfest on The Learning Channel, but you didn't fall for it. Good on you.
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Think I wasted some prime sarcasm on this Alexei Millerovich fella.
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Pruitt wrote:Think I wasted some prime sarcasm on this Alexei Millerovich fella.
I think he likes you.
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I'm thinking of setting up the Canadian franchise of milleralexmart.com
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rass wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Think I wasted some prime sarcasm on this Alexei Millerovich fella.
I think he likes you.
the bots are becoming self-aware.
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I'm gonna delete that thread. It threw me off when he actually replied, but now I know my initial suspicions were correct.
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Yikes. Though the "the good movie thread" is pretty delightful stream of gibberish.
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Ooo. The Nike one is better.
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Just saw his (its?) posts and deleted them all.
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Is someone who creates an account to ask a question about a snow blower in June a spammer, or just eccentric?
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I love the user name, and hope he's just looking for an off season deal.
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Is someone who creates an account to ask a question about a snow blower in June a spammer, or just eccentric?
Eccentric and refusing to read the thread which already answered his question. What is the point of these spam bots? When they used to contain a link in their signature, it made sense. Is this thing programed to do something if someone responds to the post?
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I can only hope the SLolz now starts using "my dick tastes like CornGonzalez" so he can easily find his old posts of interest.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:I can only hope the SLolz now starts using "my dick tastes like CornGonzalez" so he can easily find his old posts of interest.
I forgot about that tag until the other day when I was searching through good vbulletinSwamp for evidence of where the animated misterd shitting himself gif came from.
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Arli$$
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momoka1234, I guess
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Arli$$
That was funny, by the way. The joke, not the show.
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See taylorw in the Tech Support thread.
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rass wrote:See taylorw in the Tech Support thread.
I deleted the post but Shirley will need to remove the user account.
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Sabo wrote:
rass wrote:See taylorw in the Tech Support thread.
I deleted the post but Shirley will need to remove the user account.
You know I don't appreciate spammers coming in here with my real name trying to stir shit up.
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This might be my favorite piece of spam ever:

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That doesn't sound like Abby.
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tell Abby to send Alex Morgan over
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sancarlos wrote:That doesn't sound like Abby.
I dunno. I think a lesbian might be very qualified to give pointers.
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A_B wrote:
sancarlos wrote:That doesn't sound like Abby.
I dunno. I think a lesbian might be very qualified to give pointers.
I bet the Swamp wife lurkers loved this exchange.
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I know I was amused.
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I assume it's obvious which thread is the issue this morning.

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I'd corrupt the bottom of her image.
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Too bad degen is off the market.
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I wonder if poor Iulia knows her image has been appropriated?
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Too bad degen is off the market.
Damnit, I came here to say that.
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Gotta admire the commitment to go ahead and upload/link to an avatar. That's above and beyond.
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BSF21 wrote:Gotta admire the commitment to go ahead and upload/link to an avatar. That's above and beyond.
And admit you're in Russia. Total kudos even if I had to turf it.
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In case anyone was wondering:

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Ryan wrote:How do you live with it thousands of tips - how to live ?
I ask myself this question every morning.

Too bad I wasn't here a few weeks ago when Annaexon was here. A young Russian who'm love sport and has an anime avatar? Sign me up!
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bapo! is clearly a bot.

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OK, now we need a dashboard cam
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I mean ... who would click this last one?
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