Official Spammer Discussion Thread

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The latest one reads like a lost verse from Summer Girls.

Nail flora is caused by a fungous incident
Allergy medicine makes me depressed
I think it's fly
When girls stop by
For the summer
For the summer
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I just whacked a bunch of spam accounts created in the last two days. I also went and wrote a new set of sports questions for our user signup. I have to do that about twice a year when the robots figure us out.
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I, for one, welcome RebeccaFap.
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this seems to be the most appropriate place to announce that (thanks to Bengal) I've found the present iteration of the Swamp.

please don't delete me.

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drchuck wrote:this seems to be the most appropriate place to announce that (thanks to Bengal) I've found the present iteration of the Swamp.

please don't delete me.

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drchuck wrote:this seems to be the most appropriate place to announce that (thanks to Bengal) I've found the present iteration of the Swamp.

please don't delete me.

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good God, man, that's a LONG time gone

there's a link for some writing on other things in the .sig

been camped out in the central Appalachians for a while doing the professor thing and I have some thoughts

but I may banter about the soccer someday soon as well
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We can use some more anti-Trump Republicans in these parts too. Poor AB is on an island.
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I guess it's time to update the antispam questions again.
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Shirley wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:20 am I guess it's time to update the antispam questions again.
Did you change it to "Ballpark me 2+2"?
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And we all were hoping the Ben Affleck thread was true, right?
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duff wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am And we all were hoping the Ben Affleck thread was true, right?
I saw that title right after waking up and definitely did a doubletake.
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"Helen Mirren’s 8 Best Movies"

Well targeted spam.
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The post that said cilantro was good really opened Pandora's Box
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So sad to read about Little Monica Monogatari
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Joe K wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:21 am
duff wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am And we all were hoping the Ben Affleck thread was true, right?
I saw that title right after waking up and definitely did a doubletake.
Same here. "Whoa... ah, spam."
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BSF21 wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:17 am
Shirley wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:20 am I guess it's time to update the antispam questions again.
Did you change it to "Ballpark me 2+2"?
Maybe it's not bots creating accounts. Very hard to keep humans out.
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Change the signup question to "Where are the scores?" or something. No one new ever joins anyway.
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Wouldn’t two factor auth work here?
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EnochRoot wrote: Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:56 pm Wouldn’t two factor auth work here?
We don't have fancy SMS or phone-calling services here.
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That's some great gibberish.
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Just you
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:24 am Just you
Aces!
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Holy shit that’s good.
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We’re all fucked.
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WTF? Is that a joke I'm missing?
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Holy shit, that is amazing.
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Pretty impressive.
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Holy fuck. Crazy. A spambot looking for a 3 way.
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Now, normally when I delete a spammer, I delete all their posts as well. I'm keeping that one.

(sorry, Giff. The dude was from Estonia. It wasn't going to work out.)
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MariaUnoca1 wrote: Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:06 am Hello))

I know that your forum is not about that,
No lie.
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At once I will tell - I want to get acquainted with the worthy man;)
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Wait - you got a PM too?

I thought she liked me best.
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I grabbed that before the post was deleted.
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Damn, I thought I was the one. She even addressed it to me. Fucking cock tease.
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I'm a good gentleman!
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Some SPAM BOT is reporting on other spam.

and posting me! in very large type with unnecessary usage of exclamation points.
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Too bad there are only fake guys here.
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I thought it was that girl that DaveinSeattle dated for a bit, long ago.
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Syb, you might like one of the new posts.
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