Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by The Sybian » Wed May 16, 2018 8:59 pm

I hear Yanny on the video here, and my wife was arguing Laurel. She played the clip she heard, and we both heard Laurel. I played the clip in this thread, we both hear Yanny. Comments on her clip have people arguing for both. Weird.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Giff » Thu May 17, 2018 8:54 am

I've been hearing Yammy a lot more, but my wife has yet to hear it.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:28 am

Somehow I wandered into the r/The_Donald group yesterday.

Good god...what a cesspool. I opened the thread about Trump and Cohen and payments to Stormy Daniels/Karen McDougal and it was all 'Trump is the supreme Alpha who bangs porn stars and playmates! It's awesome!'. And lots of 'beta/soyboys/cucks' talk.

What the fuck is a 'soy boy' anyways?

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by BSF21 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:29 am

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:28 am
Somehow I wandered into the r/The_Donald group yesterday.

Good god...what a cesspool. I opened the thread about Trump and Cohen and payments to Stormy Daniels/Karen McDougal and it was all 'Trump is the supreme Alpha who bangs porn stars and playmates! It's awesome!'. And lots of 'beta/soyboys/cucks' talk.

What the fuck is a 'soy boy' anyways?
Some beta cuck fag that doesn't eat burgers like a real 'Murican.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by brian » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:42 am

In Thailand, soyboys are what they call the motorcycle cabbies (where the name long predates the alt-righters). Gotta admit I laughed quietly to myself whenever I heard it.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:32 am

Alex Jones whacks it to trans porn.



That open tab in the center says "naughty tbabe Marissa."
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

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Currently a 10x gilded thread:

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:51 am

Right-wing trolls report online sex workers to tax authorities in #ThotAudit

Because incels can't get laid, they are reporting girls to the IRS who profit from things like camming and private Snapchat accounts.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:23 pm

You guys ever hear about this ASMR stuff? It's kinda weird, but also kinda soothing.

Anyhoo, this dude called out this video where a little girl is making an ASMR video. ASMR has this obvious sexuality to it, so I agree with him.

But then HIS video got taken down because YouTube is ridiculous.



The video was eventually put back up:



But yeah, these videos have millions of views. It's another corner of internet culture that I had no idea existed until last week.





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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Pruitt » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:22 am

My son got into ASMR to help him relax. Kind of like meditating.

I can take maybe 15 seconds of it before I get agitated.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:40 pm

So my friend's brother is a total bum. Really smart dude, but cannot under any circumstances be a productive member of society and just cannot integrate himself into the workforce or normal life in general.

Ever since he was a kid he was just on his own (heard the stories - train hopping and going AWOL in the Army amongst them) and feels that a normal 9-5 is for losers who can't live free, man.

Well, as he gets older he keeps outdoing himself. He quit school to drive semi trucks. And just recently he quit that to move across country to be with a girl he just recently met. Well, predictably that blew up!

For your entertainment, people who live their personal lives online for the rest of us to shake our heads at. As told from both perspectives:





JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Pruitt » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:05 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:40 pm



JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
"Time to reflect?"

Imagine how freaked out that woman is.

Maybe there should be different gun laws for women and men.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by govmentchedda » Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:15 am

A good friend of mine in high school went down a similar path in college. Funny, he's a ginger too. I see him around every few years, and he seems to have his shit together now.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by mister d » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:42 am

Time to get back to basics. Find myself. Live off the land like my ancestors did. Live stream tonight from 7:00 - 11:30.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:09 pm

mister d wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:42 am
Time to get back to basics. Find myself. Live off the land like my ancestors did. Live stream tonight from 7:00 - 11:30.
Fuck, I just laughed so hard at that.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:09 pm

Oh my God. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Pruitt » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:58 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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Oh my God. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

There really should be a GoFundMe for people like this called "Go Fuck Yourself."
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by DSafetyGuy » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:07 am

I wonder if "my job screwed me and it looks like I'm not getting paid for the last two weeks of work" is code for "my former employer can't send me my last paycheck because I don't have a physical address and thinks it's unreasonable to find another method to pay me".
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by BSF21 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 am

Pruitt wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:22 am
My son got into ASMR to help him relax. Kind of like meditating.

I can take maybe 15 seconds of it before I get agitated.
I didn’t see this before. I don’t understand the roleplay stuff they do but some of those asmr channels are awesome for anxiety and sleep. I turn them on quite often if I’m having trouble sleeping and just put the iPad face down and listen to the white noise/whispers. Works great.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Sun Jun 16, 2019 1:56 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:07 am
I wonder if "my job screwed me and it looks like I'm not getting paid for the last two weeks of work" is code for "my former employer can't send me my last paycheck because I don't have a physical address and thinks it's unreasonable to find another method to pay me".
I compare Ethan to Reece Bobby (from the movie Talladega Nights) where he just has to constantly fuck up things when they're going ok.

In this instance he just straight quit on working for the trucking company. This after he had abandoned a truck somewhere in Texas a month or so prior because "his mentor was it to get him."

Dude is an eternal victim and it's very likely the other side of the story is the truth.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Pruitt » Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:48 pm

BSF21 wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 am
Pruitt wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:22 am
My son got into ASMR to help him relax. Kind of like meditating.

I can take maybe 15 seconds of it before I get agitated.
I didn’t see this before. I don’t understand the roleplay stuff they do but some of those asmr channels are awesome for anxiety and sleep. I turn them on quite often if I’m having trouble sleeping and just put the iPad face down and listen to the white noise/whispers. Works great.
I don;t doubt that it works for a lot of people - but it has the opposite effect on me.

Whispering and chewing make my hackles rise.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Nonlinear FC » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:36 pm

BSF21 wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 am
Pruitt wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:22 am
My son got into ASMR to help him relax. Kind of like meditating.

I can take maybe 15 seconds of it before I get agitated.
I didn’t see this before. I don’t understand the roleplay stuff they do but some of those asmr channels are awesome for anxiety and sleep. I turn them on quite often if I’m having trouble sleeping and just put the iPad face down and listen to the white noise/whispers. Works great.
Not trying to be pedantic, but have you tried white noise makers? There are also apps out there. My wife and I started using them to down out our teenager/vampires keeping late hours.

They tend to drift into patterns and can be really hypnotic/sleep inducing. It's not like I need it to sleep, but it tends to knock me right out.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:38 pm

This after he had abandoned a truck somewhere in Texas a month or so prior because "his mentor was it to get him."

It took me multiple reads to decipher this one. I'm slipping.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by BSF21 » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:44 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote:
Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:36 pm
BSF21 wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 am
Pruitt wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:22 am
My son got into ASMR to help him relax. Kind of like meditating.

I can take maybe 15 seconds of it before I get agitated.
I didn’t see this before. I don’t understand the roleplay stuff they do but some of those asmr channels are awesome for anxiety and sleep. I turn them on quite often if I’m having trouble sleeping and just put the iPad face down and listen to the white noise/whispers. Works great.
Not trying to be pedantic, but have you tried white noise makers? There are also apps out there. My wife and I started using them to down out our teenager/vampires keeping late hours.

They tend to drift into patterns and can be really hypnotic/sleep inducing. It's not like I need it to sleep, but it tends to knock me right out.
Yea I've used the gamut. Maybe it's just the soothing female voice? Helps me without drugs which is a plus. I totally get the creepy side of it and some of the "suggested" content is just flat out weird/sexual and unappealing. I don't know if it's the dual mic thing that hits my brain right or what but I've probably fallen asleep to the same video of just scratching microphones with windguards on them for an hour. Something about that particular sound combo just knocks me right out.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:10 pm

Reddit finally did something about The_Donald subreddit by quarantining it.

Direct link to Megathread from the "Subreddit Drama" subreddit in the spoiler.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by BSF21 » Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:28 am

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Oh my God. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:23 am

From what I can tell he just keeps trucking along, sleeping in random places, and writing pretentious captions on his "introspective" photos. At least he isn't putting his GoFundMe link in captions anymore.

Like this horseshit:



But I did notice the girl he tried to move in with after two dates deleted her initial post.

Edit:

Latest and greatest.

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:18 am

And fin. His quest for peace has ended and he's taking a train back to Tucson.

Congrats to all that gave him money on this trip and provided his train ticket!

If he stops in ABQ, my ringer is off.

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by rass » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:27 pm

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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by Johnnie » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:40 pm

Banned several subreddits, in fact. R/chapotraphouse being another.
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Re: Internet drama (r/The_Donald, etc.)

Post by rass » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:33 pm

Johnnie wrote:
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Banned several subreddits, in fact. R/chapotraphouse being another.
You’re back in America, so speak English motherfucker.
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