Dadboner is going to get kicked out of Dave's apartment

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I'm kinda getting sick of unemployed Karl. He needs a job again.
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testy boxcar wrote:I'm kinda getting sick of unemployed Karl. He needs a job again.
I was hoping he was going to get that job at Chili's. Would have been some comedy potential there.
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Yeah, it's getting pretty repetitive.
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Gruntin' out a stinky in a public john is a great way to have a quick personal vacay on a budget. Kinda like when babes take bubble baths.
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I think just about every entry from the world's worst strip club was great.
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rass wrote:I think just about every entry from the world's worst strip club was great.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Walked inside. Floors were all dirt. Just one "babe" in the corner in a Jeff Gordon tee and no underpants, smokin' a More. Pretty raw scene.
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Fair warning, but if you don't want to know more about the true identify of DadBoner, don't watch this.

16 minute documentary about Mike Burns where he talks about comedy and Karl.
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When I was poppin' a squat on Dave's pot, gruntin' with the grace of God, my heart was warmed by thoughts of toilet times past. So special.
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he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
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Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
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brian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
I have no problem with the sponsored tweets, but I don't want the book to become part of Karl's tweets, if that makes sense.
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Brontoburglar wrote:
brian wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:he's going to bring the book into the life of DadBoner now.
Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
I have no problem with the sponsored tweets, but I don't want the book to become part of Karl's tweets, if that makes sense.
I could be wrong, but I think it'll probably stop after the book comes out next week. Hope so at least.
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i like the book becoming part of k-money's life(style) more than the promo tweets, so suck it bronto.
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Yeah, if the concept is that the character wrote the book, it makes sense. Plus it provides an excuse for a financial windfall that gets him out of the 'bring.
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I suppose it could be interesting/funny to see where it goes. I'll willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Would be interesting to see what Karl does with a few bucks.
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aaaand we're getting a DadBoner AMA
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I'd like to see the book enter Karl's world, a la Seinfeld, when a few years into the show Jerry and George get a meeting with NBC to pitch a sitcom idea--and they succeed with a show about nothing.
brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
Yeah, me too.
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Brontoburglar wrote:aaaand we're getting a DadBoner AMA
Do you have a link? I could not find it in the link he provided.
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brian wrote:Well, in his defense, he hasn't made a nickel on this thing yet. I'm confident the book is probably going to suck, but it's only $12 on Amazon and I feel like I've gotten at least that much enjoyment out of the Twitter feed so I'll probably buy it just because.
Going to the shore for a week the week after the book comes out. Perfect. Ordered.
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Drew Magary interviews Mike Burns.

In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.
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brian wrote:In a related story, my copy of Power Moves JUST arrived at my door so I'm going to be checking that out this weekend.
Me too!

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A perk of livin' in your car is; if someone wants to break in to murder you, you can just move your home to a less murderable locaish.
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ImageKarl Welzein ‏@DadBoner 4m

If you gotta beat the crap outta your guy zone for an hour just for a doughy bit 'o erotic pleasure, consider a multi vitamin you guys.
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I was pretty forgiving of him making a buck this summer/fall with the book and tour, but if he keeps this up today all is completely forgiven.
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rass wrote:I was pretty forgiving of him making a buck this summer/fall with the book and tour, but if he keeps this up today all is completely forgiven.
It's been on point. The works. Full spread.
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Word, Karl

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ImageKarl Welzein @DadBoner · 36m ago

After March Madness, MLB starts, and NHL playoffs. Don't know how anyone's supposed to have a job. It's not reasonable.

ImageKarl Welzein @DadBoner · 31m ago

Might start lookin' for "gigs" instead of "jobs." Sounds more renegade, like you're free to tell any head honcho to suck it at any time.
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Karl attempts to fund a new camaro with a kickstarter campaign. Hilarity ensues.

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DadBoner is getting his own animated series on Comedy Central.

Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.
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brian wrote:DadBoner is getting his own animated series on Comedy Central.

Which will probably suck. But a guy can dream.
At least it is on Comedy Central, they've been on fire lately (except for not locking up John Oliver when they had the chance).
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Glad that Mike Burns (the author of the Twitter feed of course) is doing the writing as well. Bodes well for it at least having a chance to be decent. Also, an animated series can go to certain places where live-action can't taboo-wise. All things considered, it's probably a best-case scenario.
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Been quiet lately. But I liked this.

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Karl Welzein @DadBoner · Mar 13

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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Power Moves - Pilot

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What a cast though.

ETA: But yeah, not good. Almost seems like a parody of a bad animated show. If that's what they were going for, then kudos.
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This. A million times this.

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I feel like I got off the elevator on the wrong floor, but need to know more about this place before I head back.
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