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Vegas must have some pretty good info keeping them from putting him at even odds and ordering 40 new yachts
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I didn't see any of it but I'm confident that's the best round Tiger has had this year. Nobody broke par in the last 12 groups, and the Open is all about surviving your Thurs/Fri afternoon round. If the weather gets wacky tomorrow then Tiger and Abraham Ancer are the co-favorites.
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Bet you a buck he's not in the top ten at the end.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:29 pm Bet you a buck he's not in the top ten at the end.
Fuck off
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A_B wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:32 pm
Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:29 pm Bet you a buck he's not in the top ten at the end.
Fuck off
Why so hostile?

I just hate hype.
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Cause fuck off?
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Really anti-Canada these days, eh?
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mister d wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:12 pm Really anti-Canada these days, eh?
They are delusional.
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But I think I know how kawhi feels.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:51 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:32 pm
Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:29 pm Bet you a buck he's not in the top ten at the end.
Fuck off
Why so hostile?

I just hate hype.
I’m surely going to draw a “fuck off” from AB for this take but Tiger Woods of the mid-00s got so much hype that he managed to pull off the nearly impossible feat of simultaneously being the greatest athlete in the history of his sport and being significantly overrated.
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No, that's definitely impossible for an individual sport. You can't overrate Serena.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:22 am No, that's definitely impossible for an individual sport. You can't overrate Serena.
I think it's possible if you're comparing them historically as opposed to current competitors. But don't necessarily agree. Overrated doesn't equal overhyped.

I never enjoyed watching Tiger mainly because I always root for the underdog, so now I'm rooting for him.
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Joe K wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:02 am
Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:51 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:32 pm
Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:29 pm Bet you a buck he's not in the top ten at the end.
Fuck off
Why so hostile?

I just hate hype.
I’m surely going to draw a “fuck off” from AB for this take but Tiger Woods of the mid-00s got so much hype that he managed to pull off the nearly impossible feat of simultaneously being the greatest athlete in the history of his sport and being significantly overrated.
The coldest of takes.
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Giff wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:27 am
Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:22 am No, that's definitely impossible for an individual sport. You can't overrate Serena.
I think it's possible if you're comparing them historically as opposed to current competitors.
Agreed, but the premise already agreed that he was also the best ever.
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Can we all at least agree that winning at a high level in golf is much more difficult than doing the same in tennis?
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Throwback Month fucking sucks
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Over 0.5 majors left in him?
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HaulCitgo wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:36 pm Over 0.5 majors left in him?
Over!
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Dare I say that I would bet heavily against that?

Not trolling or looking for an argument, but the guy hasn't been in the top 16 in his last 9 majors and has missed 5 cuts.The smart bet is "no."
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AB vs the Canadians is lots of fun.
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mister d wrote: Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:11 pm AB vs the Canadians is lots of fun.
Almost tempted to make a Woods-Hadwin side bet. I mean, there's only one shot between them.
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Very nice, Tiger just needs a little bit of Scotland to happen the rest of the afternoon
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I know this is a big MLS weekend, but let's see some enthusiasm here. Tiger chasing down Spieth is as good a narrative as golf can come up with.

(Yes, I'm resigned to Kevin Chappell winning this too.)
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Rex wrote: Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:19 pm I know this is a big MLS weekend, but let's see some enthusiasm here. Tiger chasing down Spieth is as good a narrative as golf can come up with.

(Yes, I'm resigned to Kevin Chappell winning this too.)
Tiger needs to chase down Spieth and 4 other people. ESPN shot their wad once Tiger got into a tie for first but I think his chances are minimal. I’d be shocked if he’s 4+ strokes better than Spieth tomorrow. The real story is if Spieth can go back-to-back and not if Tiger can pull a rabbit out of his hat.
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Problem isn't being 4 strokes better than speith. That happens fairly often in a single round whether or not there are 25 mph winds
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Tiger needs to make 2-3 birdies in first five holes to make the others think.
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Eddie Pepperell gonna win this
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Gonna admit I got chills when I just saw the leaderboard right now...
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Xander with the nice tee shot on 16 to put the pressure on Speith
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Gotta love the full-on, white trash element that comes out to cheer Tiger.

Shouting in his backswing. Ugh.
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cerrano wrote: Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:19 pm Xander with the nice tee shot on 16 to put the pressure on Speith
Xander, you played yo xelf.
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Couldn’t keep an Italian from winning The Open
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Tiger-Phil set for Thanksgiving weekend. No matter the turnout, it can only be the second-most Tiger's ever lost around Turkey Day.

(Also, this won't be all of their own money)
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Easily the most I've ever liked Phil Mickelson.

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gonna see Tiger next week. that should be fun.
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