Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Johnnie » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:54 am

I think I read a Reddit AMA or at least some sort of Q&A somewhere that asked directly "How does it feel that your videos are just free to watch time and time again?"

The answer was "I got paid for the scene. Ask the distribution company."

So yeah, I agree. No idea where the business model is or how it's sustainable. Seems like the tube sites are samples and if you want to join that's how they make money.

But torrents still exist, so I don't know. I guess with worldwide access there are people that pay for it regardless.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:02 am

Jon Ronson did a podcast series "The Butterfly Effect" that was far too long, but it focussed on the porn industry and discussed how the company that runs PornHub and other sites have changed everything for the industry.

One interesting episode looked at how some actors make money by making custom videos for rich guys.

But again, these exclusive videos often end up streaming for free as well...
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by degenerasian » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:55 am

How does Hollywood do it? Are they so rich that piracy is just a dent in the bottom line? Or are they so rich that they can sue.
Why are there no clips of the Avengers everywhere?

Having porn for free everywhere has killed the features. There are no "Vivid Girls" anymore. They're all amateur and independent.
You'd think this would be good for producers as they don't have to pay their girls as much. But then, nobody is buying either.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:15 am

I'd suggest that unlike porn viewing, Hollywood film viewing is a communal experience. And there's not much demand for "MILFs and Stepsons" in imax.

Also, since the people who make smut can't really afford big time lawyers and monitors to see what is being pirated, they are a much easier target.

At the root of the problem is also the fact that (as I imagine) the average porn viewer isn't watching for 2 hours. He's probably online for a few minutes or so and ultimately it doesn't matter if the sorority sisters or fake taxi drivers are shown in crystal clear HD or if they were shot on a smartphone.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by bfj » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 am

DSafetyGuy wrote:
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And someone remind me to change my avatar in the morning
Change your avatar.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by bfj » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:06 am

Pruitt wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:15 am
I'd suggest that unlike porn viewing, Hollywood film viewing is a communal experience. And there's not much demand for "MILFs and Stepsons" in imax.
I'd watch that.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by rass » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:07 am

bfj wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 am
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:37 am
rass wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:59 pm
And someone remind me to change my avatar in the morning
Change your avatar.
Seriously, you asked us to remind you.
but...?
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by bfj » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:10 am

rass wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:07 am
bfj wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 am
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:37 am
rass wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:59 pm
And someone remind me to change my avatar in the morning
Change your avatar.
Seriously, you asked us to remind you.
but...?
Ah, I thought you were changing it to the new pic. I'm stupid.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by rass » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:13 am

bfj wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:10 am
rass wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:07 am
bfj wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 am
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:37 am
rass wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:59 pm
And someone remind me to change my avatar in the morning
Change your avatar.
Seriously, you asked us to remind you.
but...?
Ah, I thought you were changing it to the new pic. I'm stupid.
We know.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by bfj » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:45 pm

Image

Newly available
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:40 pm

bfj wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:45 pm
Image

Newly available
Waaay too soon!
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:58 am

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:58 pm

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Baloney » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:07 pm

Another reason to adore Rachel Riley

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 09351.html

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Rush2112 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:35 pm

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51.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by rass » Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:18 am

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:22 pm

Rush2112 wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:35 pm
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51.
Didn't some of you folks have a problem with her chin or something?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:22 pm

I think it would be interesting to see the side by side of the actual photo next to the touched up version.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:33 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:22 pm
I think it would be interesting to see the side by side of the actual photo next to the touched up version.
Good lord, why?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Giff » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:23 pm

Gross
Muh.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Giff » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:24 pm

It looks like a little kids body you fucking pederasts.
Muh.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Rush2112 » Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:22 am

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:43 am

I'm going to go see if my wife's up...
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Johnnie » Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:02 am

She went viral before viral was "viral" for having a big butt in Maxim magazine in 2002. She's still going strong:

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by A_B » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:40 am

Pruitt wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:43 am
I'm going to go see if my wife's up...
This is funny coupled with your current avatar.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by rass » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:44 am

Aw, I missed rush's post on my birthday. Thanks man!
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Rush2112 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:38 am

We're all winners.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by wlu_lax6 » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:46 pm

Guess the Jamal Murray incident came at a good time in the news cycle.

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Pruitt » Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:16 pm

Honor Blackman

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Something about those 60s women...
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Shirley » Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:35 pm

She was 39 when she made that movie, so probably a bit older in that photo. Damn.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by mister d » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:56 pm

That’s not hot at all.
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Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Post by Rush2112 » Fri May 29, 2020 2:28 pm

Ms. Mirren.

https://redgifs.com/watch/secondaryyellowishlarva

(New reddit gif place won't embed here, but beware sidebar gif Really NSFW (wife or work.))
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