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Couldn't figure out exactly what thread to post this in, but...see how one local attorney lost her job recently.

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I mean...did she admit to clicking the mouse all the way through that clip?
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tennbengal wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:39 pm I mean...did she admit to clicking the mouse all the way through that clip?
The caption says there was a man under the desk, but it certainly looked like her left hand was doing the work. Crazy. It also looked like she sniffed her hand when they called on her to speak.

ETA: watched from beginning, you can see a guy crawl under the desk. WTF was she thinking?

And like the guy said a minute in, you need to think before you come in front of the board.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:57 pm
tennbengal wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:39 pm I mean...did she admit to clicking the mouse all the way through that clip?
The caption says there was a man under the desk, but it certainly looked like her left hand was doing the work. Crazy. It also looked like she sniffed her hand when they called on her to speak.

ETA: watched from beginning, you can see a guy crawl under the desk. WTF was she thinking?

And like the guy said a minute in, you need to think before you come in front of the board.
Seems like she was taken care of first, then her left hand took care of him after.
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Uhhh, holy crap. Apparently the guy under the desk is the married husband of an attorney that used to work with me, and the woman is also married to someone else. Neither attorneys are listed on the firm website anymore.
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govmentchedda wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:48 pm Uhhh, holy crap. Apparently the guy under the desk is the married husband of an attorney that used to work with me, and the woman is also married to someone else. Neither attorneys are listed on the firm website anymore.
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So, did she not know her video was enabled, or did she really think she was pulling one over?

I started watching towards the end, and even without knowing there was a dude under her desk, she is very clearly doing "something" with her left hand... And her facial expressions...

WTF?
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Just a moronic turn of events by all involved.
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One of the twins from the last two seasons of Letterkenny.

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Now there's the quality content this thread has been missing.
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Susanna Hoffs (From the Bangles)....



is 63 years old...
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jan 28, 2022 3:58 pm Susanna Hoffs (From the Bangles)....



is 63 years old...
She's still amazing, but that photo is at least two decades old.
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govmentchedda wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:46 pm
She's still amazing, but that photo is at least two decades old.
Paste it to the paper bag over her head.
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I see this thread jump up and I feel like it should be noted that Sydney Sweeney in Euphoria is following in trail blazed by Alexandra D'addario in True Detective.
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I said it back then and I’ll say it now: Kelly LeBrock really is quite pretty in Weird Science.
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If it weren't for the boobs, I wouldn't have recognized Salma from the first picture. She looks 25!
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:47 am If it weren't for the boobs, I wouldn't have recognized Salma from the first picture. She looks 25!
It's called imprinting.
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I guess the biker dude at the end of the street is doing some fall cleaning.

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[confuses and worries family with out of character sprint from upstairs directly into the car]
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I would draw a luxurious bubble bath for the exhausted pee-wee football minivan mom. She can stay in there for as long as needed.
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rass wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:15 pm I would draw a luxurious bubble bath for the exhausted pee-wee football minivan mom. She can stay in there for as long as needed.
That’s so you.

(Were you referring to the woman in that commercial?)
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sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:27 pm
rass wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:15 pm I would draw a luxurious bubble bath for the exhausted pee-wee football minivan mom. She can stay in there for as long as needed.
That’s so you.

(Were you referring to the woman in that commercial?)
Pretty sure that’s soccer? I meant the Allstate commercial. Mighty! The Buick lady you’re referencing is cute and she has to deal with that coach dude coming on a little creepy but she doesn’t otherwise seem exhausted.
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Oh yeah.
We Are Mighty… annoying.
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rass wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:36 pm
sancarlos wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:27 pm
rass wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:15 pm I would draw a luxurious bubble bath for the exhausted pee-wee football minivan mom. She can stay in there for as long as needed.
That’s so you.

(Were you referring to the woman in that commercial?)
Pretty sure that’s soccer? I meant the Allstate commercial. Mighty! The Buick lady you’re referencing is cute and she has to deal with that coach dude coming on a little creepy but she doesn’t otherwise seem exhausted.
A nice little bubble bath isn't going to help your premiums with her dumbass flooring it to get out of a parking spot. Unless you were gonna drown her in it, per the "as long as she needed" comment.
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I mean, yea.

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btw, Russia hasn't been banned from Miss Universe so they will both be there.
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Allison Brie in some movie called Somebody I Used To Know:
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um. holy shit.
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The opening act at the concert I attended last night (see live music thread) was a pretty good young singer named Lola Kirke. Her music aside, the most notable thing about her was her sheer, see-through blouse, with star pasties. Sure enough, she has that outfit on in a picture on her website.
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GLOW kicked off with a relatively graphic sex scene featuring Brie. I was surprised by that, but not this because of that.
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(also is there any chance Salma is half as sexy as c-tates in the new Magic Mike movie?)
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