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Pruitt wrote:A swell looking dame.
I'm amazed at how much she looks like Jennifer Lawrence.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rush2112 wrote:
Pruitt wrote:A swell looking dame.
I'm amazed at how much she looks like Jennifer Lawrence.
Had the same thought.
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Rush2112 wrote:
Pruitt wrote:A swell looking dame.
I'm amazed at how much she looks like Jennifer Lawrence.
Wow, I was so focused on her tits, I didn't even notice.
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The Sybian wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:
Pruitt wrote:A swell looking dame.
I'm amazed at how much she looks like Jennifer Lawrence.
Wow, I was so focused on her tits, I didn't even notice.
Who said we weren't?
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The Miss Washington stabbing article had a link to "Ever Wonder What Former Miss Kentucky USA Allie Leggett Looks Like Topless? Wonder No More!" That led me to this site, and images from an artsy $40 book of Miss Kentucky erotica.


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2007 v. 2016

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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^OK, she's pretty adorable.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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That's gotta be hard with tits that big. Not even a sportsbra can contain them.
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I mean. Damn.

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The Logo channel has been on one of the TVs at my gym for at least the last 2 or 3 weeks, and they seem to switch up their 5AM-6AM schedule from week to week. This week I Dream of Jeannie has been on, and I know I'm not breaking any new ground here, but holy fuck Barbara Eden was adorably sexy. Between her and Maria Bartiromo's cleavage on all of the news channels it was a good thing I wasn't on the treadmill this morning or I probably would have fallen off and broken something.

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Yeah, like maybe your dick!
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hahahaha

old broke dick rass
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Oh those early 60s babes!

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I was always a fan of the "Dick Van Dyke Show"-era Mary Tyler Moore.

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Must have been the capri pants...
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Pruitt wrote:Oh those early 60s babes!

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That's a photoshop. Has to be.
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Now, that's an ass. Lucky dude.







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Johnnie wrote:




I'd like to tag someone with that problem, ammitrite?

Sandra? Yeah, I'd Prikker.
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The Sybian wrote:
I'd like to tag someone with that problem, ammitrite?

Sandra? Yeah, I'd Prikker.
Sometimes. Not always.
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Prikker? Nearly killed her!!!

Hey O!!!
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duff wrote:Prikker? Nearly killed her!!!

Hey O!!!
Or the alternate version - Prikker? Don't mind if I do!
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Well this wins the internet today...

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Even a mild search in Instagram yields more results for this thread than all previous sites used combined. really not sure how Chive and it's ilk are still surviving.
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Christ did I ever waste my youth.
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Pruitt wrote:Christ did I ever waste my youth.


We got asses in acid washed high waisted jeans to gawk, kids these days get sculpted asses in yoga shorts and thongs.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Rush2112 wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Christ did I ever waste my youth.


We got asses in acid washed high waisted jeans to gawk, kids these days get sculpted asses in yoga shorts and thongs.
Oh those baggy sweatpants!
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Israeli Army Girls!

They can defend my spiritual homeland... if you know what I mean.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Winnie is 42 today

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Classic:

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Wow!

Hidden Figures is better than I imagined!
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Chase Kennedy 6'5" and leggy.
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Jesus!

Gorgeous, and wow! what breeding stock.

I'm going to e-mail my brother and see what he thinks.
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Meg Turney and Jessica Nigri:



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This photo is hilarious:

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Not sure what the purpose of these women are besides being hot and posting on Instagram:





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Oh snap! Rickie Fowler, you dog.



He's been the man since this pic:

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Johnnie, any idea who this is, assuming it is a real picture?


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