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Thanks, but it doesn't feel right to fap over a UN speech discussing feminism and women's rights.
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Johnnie wrote:That's like Spongebob Squarepants level thigh gap.

That is unreal, and the Tombraider picture doesn't look shopped.
Haha, never noticed that. i just picked the three best photos on a quick image search, definitely shopped. But I saw her in person this year, she was dressed as Ash and being escorted out of comic con general area by a bunch of nerdy "security" looking dudes and I wanted to follow. She did not walk like she had a sponge between her legs but who knows? She was still hot as hell. Anyway, she's taller than the rest of the cosplay girls, and has legs to prove it...

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TheHumanComa wrote:
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Johnnie wrote:That's like Spongebob Squarepants level thigh gap.

That is unreal, and the Tombraider picture doesn't look shopped.
Haha, never noticed that. i just picked the three best photos on a quick image search, definitely shopped. But I saw her in person this year, she was dressed as Ash and being escorted out of comic con general area by a bunch of nerdy "security" looking dudes and I wanted to follow. She did not walk like she had a sponge between her legs but who knows? She was still hot as hell. Anyway, she's taller than the rest of the cosplay girls, and has legs to prove it...


I don't know a sponge might fit there...

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Johnnie was just referencing the similarity in the spacing between Spongebob's and her thighs. It is really bizarre, but just more space for my face.
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So where are the Emma Watson pictures? They were supposed to be dumped on friday, but I'm not having any luck on google so far. I also checked tube8, http://theporndude.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; and celebleaks, but they look photoshopped :(

I find it surprising that half of female hollywood upload these kind of pics to the Apple iCloud? I guess they didn't really know that 'Cloud' means 'online' or they clicked on 'yes' without reading during the setup of their Apple product. Luckily for us :D

Although, I don't see the FBI being put to work, if the pictures were not of celebrities. Looks like class society, not ;)
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The Emma Watson countdown was a hoax by a viral marketer, who switched the countdown to scold people for looking at naked celebrities and encourage the same people who went to the page to see a naked Watson to sign an anti-nakedleakedcelebrity petition that would be sent to Obama. Later, the site was hacked
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bringing it back to what this thread is suppose to be about - Image
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Sexiest Yin and Yang ever:

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The Retegan Sisters.
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Move over Gina Carano , UFC has a new hot MMA fighter. Page Vanzant.

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That fighter woman is too sinewy for me.

I recently watched a great Italian movie The Great Beauty - highly recommended.

It featured an actress named Sabrina Ferilli who, according to her bio, is very politically active and an established actress of consummate skill.

But who cares about that? The curvaceous, mature Mediterranean ideal!

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Recently finished the current season of the League.

This patient of Andre's, wow (and for those who saw the episode, I would still even with Andre's face on her tits.)

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I get the feeling that this is a lot of MB for a gif, but you won't mind.

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She's a good actress. I almost believed she was really surprised when she got it all the way down.
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Good work, Syb.

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Let me beat Bronto to the punch: her squat form and lift form is awful.
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My friend's sister, Charisma Carpenter, is naked in a new movie and apparently the good parts can be uploaded to YouTube.

I can see this on mobile YouTube, and I'm uploading from my cell phone, but I couldn't search this on my desktop. Weird.

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This happened last night, apparently.

Allison Williams rules. I hope Alexandra Daddario one ups her.

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She's back!

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Ya, ya. Just think that some would appreciate it here more.
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Holy fuck, I need to start watching hockey again.


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Perv.
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My video was defective I guess. No girls ever showed up in there.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:Perv.
Fuck, I replied to the wrong video of Pole Vault Chick. I had it open in 2 tabs when I clicked on Johnnie's post.
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Not about to img link what seems to be a 10+ MB gif:

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Alex Morgan. You'll like it.
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I've linked to her before. Meg Turney. She's like a sexier, less abhorrent S.E. Cupp.

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Cosplayer Asta Young

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Wubbing your nub there John?
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My lord I'd forgotten how hot Lucy Pinder is.

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Sorry not sorry for how large this pic is...

Aly Raisman from the ESPN Bodies Issue

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Just discovered this actress from the Man from Uncle trailer: Elizabeth Debicki. She looks like an amalgamation of every hot woman I saw in my travels through Europe.

Oh, and she's 6-foot-3.

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That MAVRIN guy takes some seriously awesome pictures.

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My German is not strong, but looks like she's the new Wiesn-Playmate (affiliated with Oktoberfest) John. Better get on that. Stat.
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Would the Bavarian Purity Law allow for the adjuncts that the fraulien has added (to what looked like a pretty tasty recipe)?
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Last years Weizen-Playmate wasn't half bad either.

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Evidently, they are selected to be the hottie for the Ocktoberfest, and also get a spread in the German Playboy.
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Giada de Lehrmann?
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It's really incongruous how she is classically beautiful, but then has those horrible Playmate/Baywatch fake cans.
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