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Johnny Carwash wrote:It's really incongruous how she is classically beautiful, but then has those horrible Playmate/Baywatch fake cans.
Until a week ago she was a bank teller (or a real estate agent, I forget between this and last years) with fake cans.
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In Latvia she would have worked at a convenient store gas station or McDonald's.
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Johnnie wrote:In Latvia she would have worked at a convenient store gas station or McDonald's.
I've heard the same about Lithuania.
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5'3" and enough to get Walter "Clyde" Orange to break into song. Mighty Mighty.
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5'3" is too short man.
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degenerasian wrote:5'3" is too short man.
Yeah, I see what you mean...

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Come on man!

My wife is 5' 2", and physically, the only drawback of being with a short woman is that they tend to give you short kids.
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My wife is under 5'. No problem.
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rass wrote:My wife is under 5'. No problem.
I just spent far too much time googling "Hot women under 5' 3"
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At parties, if there isn't a table nearby, you could set things on top of her head. So, there's that advantage.
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degenerasian wrote:5'3" is too short man.

I'm 6'3" and I disagree. (I like the tall womanz as well though dog)

and if you think anything is wrong with this I understand why you are having finding a woman problems.

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How tall are you, Degen?
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Rush: патриоты виновные

Patriots guilty?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:Rush: патриоты виновные

Patriots guilty?
It's for based on a saying of a Russian friend. Everything is Russia's fault.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:Rush: патриоты виновные

Patriots guilty?
Try this: патриоты виновны
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mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?
Im short.

Me not liking short girls is a running joke.
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degenerasian wrote:
mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?
Im short.

Me not liking short girls is a running joke.
Back in university and for a few years after, I had a girlfriend who was (and still is) 6' 1"

Probably explains why I still watch women's volleyball on the big Ten Network.

But one thing I learned fairly early in life is that if an at least vaguely attractive woman wanted to take her clothes off for me, I didn't care how tall she was, what her ethnic background was or what her career path was.

As long as she had all her teeth and bathed regularly.

5' 3"...

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Also 5'3"

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sancarlos wrote:At parties, if there isn't a table nearby, you could set things on top of her head. So, there's that advantage.
Other situations where the shorties can be a handy tabletop. One in particular comes to mind.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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33 today (and 5'3" everyday)

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degenerasian wrote:
mister d wrote:How tall are you, Degen?
Im short.

Me not liking short girls is a running joke.
Hmmm, short Asian guy who only dates tall girls... I think we found your problem.

Rush, is that a Kardashian you keep posting pics of? Be careful, shit like that gets the Swamp shut down.
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Rass' girl. Five foot two

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The Sybian wrote: Rush, is that a Kardashian you keep posting pics of? Be careful, shit like that gets the Swamp shut down.
Hellz no, it's Karen Vi.
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Remy Lacroix. Good hula hooper. Degree in molecular biology. 5'2"

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She's 19 these days, btw.

https://instagram.com/mckaylamaroney/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Sooooo this is on YouTube:

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Maybe it's a "no pubic hair" rule?

In any case, I'm going back to bed to wake the missus. A very inspirational video.
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Should we have a "Hall of Fame?" Maybe 6 inductees a year?

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Okay, so what are the other four?
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Is the height measured with the woman standing or laying on her back? I think some of these examples may not be under 5 feet tall in the latter case.

Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?
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Not sure if here or in the Star Wars thread: (Meg Turney's ass)

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I'd map her yoni.
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DC47 wrote:Is the height measured with the woman standing or laying on her back? I think some of these examples may not be under 5 feet tall in the latter case.

Degen, would you prefer a woman who is slightly over five feet tall but who doesn't wear heels to one who is slightly under and wears 6 inch spikes?
never saw this the first time.

prefer someone who is slightly over 5 feet. A really short girl has no legs to show off in heels anyways.
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Jerloma wrote:I'd map her yoni.

Nice!
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Yanet Garcia (she's 5'6" Degen)
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Johnnie wrote:Not sure if here or in the Star Wars thread: (Meg Turney's ass)
I feel like it's smiling at me.
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More Yanet Garcia.

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Who was it that made the Helen Mirren pick in the hottie draft?

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PDX, I believe.
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A swell looking dame.
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