MLB 2017 - June

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Welcome back to Wrigley, Dex!

(Luckily the Cubs only gave up one run in the first. Consistent with their average.)
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It's been fun so far.
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The Yankees may not win on the scoreboard tonight, but they've won in my heart, for leaving an effective middle reliever on the mound for 3 whole innings.
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Scooter Gennett had a night...
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Fewer games where someone has gone yard 4 times than perfect games in MLB history. 17 four-homer games vs. 21 perfect games.
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tennbengal wrote:Fewer games where someone has gone yard 4 times than perfect games in MLB history. 17 four-homer games vs. 21 perfect games.

Couldn't have happened against a better bunch.
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Personal life
Gennett is a Christian.[10] He is also an avid potter.[11]
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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A_B wrote:
tennbengal wrote:Fewer games where someone has gone yard 4 times than perfect games in MLB history. 17 four-homer games vs. 21 perfect games.

Couldn't have happened against a better bunch.

Loooonnng payback for Mark Whitten. Take that, Cardinals!
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tennbengal wrote:Scooter Gennett had a night...
Hell, he had a great month last night.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Addison Russell now being investigated for domestic violence so we're still on pace for everything to be terrible for the entire year.
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mister d wrote:Addison Russell now being investigated for domestic violence so we're still on pace for everything to be terrible for the entire year.
Yeah. Sure am glad I broke my longstanding rule against personalized jerseys.

Hell, I even sponsored his page at B-R when he came up. So of course it's going to turn out that he's a scumbag.

For now, I'm holding onto the belief that he's young and stupid, that everyone does bad things, and that he can learn and grow.
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All necessary caveats, but "physically assaulting wife in front of your kids" isn't some youthful indiscretion shit.
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mister d wrote:All necessary caveats, but "physically assaulting wife in front of your kids" isn't some youthful indiscretion shit.
No. That would be an unambiguously bad and inexcusable thing (if that's what happened). Being young and stupid doesn't just manifest itself in indiscretions - sometimes it end in young/stupid people doing bad stuff, particularly in the heat of the moment or in anger, that an older person would not do.

His being young and stupid doesn't excuse anything, but it may mean that the person is not a lost cause, but instead can grow and learn.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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You can be a bengals fan with that kind of can do attitude! Welcome!

(That's me on joe mixon currently with my it-wasn't-domestic-which-makes-it-better-maybe? tangent...)
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As a person, absolutely. But as a person I root for to hit and catch a ball real good, not so much.
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Apparently Russell is not in the lineup tonight.

That's a good thing. I am afraid that if/when he returns to Wrigley, he will get a big ovation, and that will make me sick.
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Only way they turn on him is if he kneels during the Anthem or seventh inning stretch.
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mister d wrote:Addison Russell now being investigated for domestic violence so we're still on pace for everything to be terrible for the entire year.
ffs. why can't we have nice things?
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The fucking Cardinals, man.

I hate that organization and their shitty, stuck in the 1980s fans.
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Aaron Judge's first inning HR tonight. Hardest hit ball in the statcast era.

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There is nothing that I want more than for CC to be pitching effectively into his early 50's.
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The Orioles were 22-10 at one point. They are 31-32 now.
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Camaro J's boss (Camaro J no longer works for us) son was drafted by the Rockies (sry, Minnesota was college) in the 7th round.
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Lindbergh at the Ringer doing work - looks like the ball may indeed be juiced - and has been since around ASB of 2015:

https://theringer.com/2017-mlb-home-run ... 5cd21108bc
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A_B wrote:Camaro J's boss (Camaro J no longer works for us) son was drafted by the Rockies (sry, Minnesota was college) in the 7th round.
His last name is very Camaro-ish.
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Orioles draft Dale Jarrett's son (NASCAR)
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I'm going to make a "that's a stupid name" joke but let me make sure it's not his name
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Ryan wrote:I'm going to make a "that's a stupid name" joke but let me make sure it's not his name
I need to be on here more because I read that and was going to make a similar (and yet different) joke.
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Today's the day that all the Warriors fans woke up and realized how much the Giants and As are sucking this season.
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Cody Bellinger now 1 off the NL home run lead. Double rookie HR champs?

(Bellinger was born about a month after Pedro's 9+ inning perfect game and about 2 months before DVDs came out)
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SCHERZER ALERT
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The Braves sure do like to make unnecessary moves
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In the middle of a game even
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the way they kicked the ball around last night, gifting the Giants their first win in nine days, the whole Braves infield ought to be out there.
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Orioles tie the 1923 Phils record by giving up 5 or more runs in 20 straight games. #shopmachado
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Sports really was better in the old days:



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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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God Matt Kemp has fallen off.
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