Swamp Wrestling Federation - CHAMPIONSHIP EXTRAVAGANZA

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Swamp Wrestling Federation - CHAMPIONSHIP EXTRAVAGANZA

Post by Johnny Carwash » Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:48 am

Plan is to put together a tournament of 16 or 32 (or more?) Swampers to decide our inaugural champion. Will post a few matches a week, and see about using some kind of bracket app to track things.

=== Here's what you can provide to participate: ===

1. Your hometown, if I don't have it already from the OOTP sign-up.
2. Your ring walk music! The game now lets you upload custom music tracks for the entrance scene, though it only lasts about 20 seconds or so.
3. If you have a "beef" with someone, you can call them out, and I'll try to accommodate for the first-round matchups. (We'll have to draw lots for who gets to fight Mister D.)

As for specific ring moves/behavior, that type of thing is kind of a pain to edit, but if you're really dead-set on something I'll see what I can do.

Additionally, we could have other subordinate belts, Intercontinental-style:
- Swamp New Jersey Champion
- Swamp Jewish Champion
- Swamp Canadian Champion
- Swamp Lawyer Champion
- ...etc.

A few people talked about tag teams, so I might see about some sort of mini-tournament for those.

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Spin-off from the OOTP thread.
- Game used is this one: http://store.steampowered.com/app/56423 ... ing_World/
- I'm not directly controlling anything here; matches are played out by the AI.
- Posting a few here as a test. May do a more involved series/tournament once the OOTP baseball season is over, if there's interest.

bapo! vs. govmentchedda (sorry, no audio for this one)


Mister D vs. TT


A_B vs. Sabo "the Birdman"
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation

Post by govmentchedda » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:08 am

No audio is perfect for bapo! and I. We can just add our own as we see fit.
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation

Post by govmentchedda » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:22 am

It's pretty clear that bapo! is the superior wrestler. I make up for it with the ruthless accuracy of my kicks to the cock.

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Post by Sabo » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:52 am

So Carwash, when you build the wrestler, do you select the moves, taunts and things like that, or is it all random?
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Post by Shirley » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:19 am

So it's a simulation of a simulation of a fight. Hey, at least it got Mister D's jorts right!
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Post by mister d » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:26 am

Yeah, the result was likely right, but what's up with my outfit?
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation

Post by Johnny Carwash » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:01 am

Sabo wrote:So Carwash, when you build the wrestler, do you select the moves, taunts and things like that, or is it all random?


I overwrote the default wrestlers in the game with you guys. Customized the appearances and a few behavioral tweaks, but other than that the moves and logic are random.

Jorts are a creative flourish I can't be expected to explain.
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Post by bapo! » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:51 am

Who better than bapo?

Chedda, your dick kicks are no match for my Tiger Suplex.

I didn't do myself any favors in that match. I left my feet for a kick seven times and only connected once. So I was inflicting a lot more damage on myself. Thankfully it didn't hurt me against a jabroni like chedda. But I'll have to be a lot better whenever I face a real wrestler.

Sabo, I've been listening to you run your mouth for years. You won't be talking when I get my hands on you at the Sportatorium next Friday night. (Tickets still available.)

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Post by Sabo » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:23 am

bapo! wrote:Who better than bapo?

Chedda, your dick kicks are no match for my Tiger Suplex.

I didn't do myself any favors in that match. I left my feet for a kick seven times and only connected once. So I was inflicting a lot more damage on myself. Thankfully it didn't hurt me against a jabroni like chedda. But I'll have to be a lot better whenever I face a real wrestler.

Sabo, I've been listening to you run your mouth for years. You won't be talking when I get my hands on you at the Sportatorium next Friday night. (Tickets still available.)


No you haven't. Skandor Akbar has been my mouthpiece for years.

I'm still gonna put a fist down your gullet.
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Post by Gunpowder » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:14 pm

Tried to remedy the unfortunately lack of sound but my video programming software is garbage and the video got fucked up near the end and just froze. Oh well.

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Post by A_B » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:35 pm

Well that made my day.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:36 pm

Holy shit, Gunpowder's commentary is the funniest thing I've heard in months, maybe more. I think my mistake was successfully recording the audio for the last two.
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Post by bapo! » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:24 pm

Gunpowder, that was fantastic! Thank you for that.

I guess I've settled on my ring name: Iron Dick bapo.

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Post by govmentchedda » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:29 pm

I demand a rematch, Iron Dick! Two different times the ref counted you out, but the fight went on. Bullshit.
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Post by bapo! » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:44 pm

govmentchedda wrote:I demand a rematch, Iron Dick! Two different times the ref counted you out, but the fight went on. Bullshit.

He didn't count me out. He was giving you a count to get you to stop punching me in the fucking face. That's not legal, you know. You're a face-punching, dick-kicking, dirty fighter. (I'm ignoring the fact that I gave you two piledrivers, which could have broken your neck, but whatever.)

Iron Dick is finished with you. Bye bye.

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Post by govmentchedda » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:14 pm

bapo! wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:I demand a rematch, Iron Dick! Two different times the ref counted you out, but the fight went on. Bullshit.

He didn't count me out. He was giving you a count to get you to stop punching me in the fucking face. That's not legal, you know. You're a face-punching, dick-kicking, dirty fighter. (I'm ignoring the fact that I gave you two piledrivers, which could have broken your neck, but whatever.)

Iron Dick is finished with you. Bye bye.

Connect on a flying kick for once then get back to me.
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Post by Gunpowder » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:49 am

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Post by Jerloma » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:51 am

Gunpowder wrote:Tried to remedy the unfortunately lack of sound but my video programming software is garbage and the video got fucked up near the end and just froze. Oh well.



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Post by Gunpowder » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:16 pm

Unfortunately I don't have a Mac and thus this shit took much longer than I thought it would. Probably just a one-off.
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Post by Rush2112 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:27 pm

Gunpowder wrote:Unfortunately I don't have a Mac and thus this shit took much longer than I thought it would. Probably just a one-off.


Really it seems like it should spawn a series of Swampcasts discussing the draw and the various matches as we go toward crowning the SWF grand champion.
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Post by Gunpowder » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:08 pm

Rush2112 wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:Unfortunately I don't have a Mac and thus this shit took much longer than I thought it would. Probably just a one-off.


Really it seems like it should spawn a series of Swampcasts discussing the draw and the various matches as we go toward crowning the SWF grand champion.



That's actually a really good idea
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Post by bfj » Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:52 pm

I would love to take part in that.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:08 pm

Great ideas, all. Happy to provide the material and help coordinate.

I'll continue to post some more matches here and there. Once the OOTP season is over I can see about doing a formal tournament or something along those lines.
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Post by BSF21 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:02 pm

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Post by Johnny Carwash » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:53 am

BFJ vs. wlu_lax - the Battle of Baltimore


Pruitt vs. DSafetyGuy


tennbengal vs. Gunpowder
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Post by Gunpowder » Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:39 am

I may as well be wearing a horse mask. Love the entrance.


8:48 may be a bit too sassy, though.


HOLY SHIT tennbengal broke his neck and lost this is not scripted holy jeez guys call and ambulance OMG
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Post by Ryan » Wed Jul 26, 2017 8:02 am

Whoa, look what I missed. I've watched many reviews of this game - the customization is endless.

BFJ looks like Gorilla Monsoon, which is awesome.

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:48 am

DSafety Guy is filthy!

Is there an appeals process? Between the low blows and the choking, I wasn't given a chance by the ref.
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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:00 am

That is some serious horseshit.

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Post by tennbengal » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:03 am

Gunpowder wrote:Tried to remedy the unfortunately lack of sound but my video programming software is garbage and the video got fucked up near the end and just froze. Oh well.



Awesome.

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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:13 am

Pruitt wrote:DSafety Guy is filthy!

Is there an appeals process? Between the low blows and the choking, I wasn't given a chance by the ref.


After Pruitt's debut, we know without a doubt that there are two kinds of competitors in the SWF: those who compete to win and those who compete to whine. All of my holds were released in the legally required time when prompted by the official. Therefore, I was not disqualified and my victory stands.

Guess that hockey jersey hides the yellow streak running straight up your back, Pruitt. Show up to compete or stay out of the arena.[/promo]
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:14 am

Yeah, the character I overwrote to create DSafe was a total heel, punching/kicking in the nuts, choking, biting, hitting with chairs, etc.

Also, I was trying to go for a Bears theme for his look but he came out looking kind of like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. Sorry about that.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:23 am

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Pruitt wrote:DSafety Guy is filthy!

Is there an appeals process? Between the low blows and the choking, I wasn't given a chance by the ref.


After Pruitt's debut, we know without a doubt that there are two kinds of competitors in the SWF: those who compete to win and those who compete to whine. All of my holds were released in the legally required time when prompted by the official. Therefore, I was not disqualified and my victory stands.

Guess that hockey jersey hides the yellow streak running straight up your back, Pruitt. Show up to compete or stay out of the arena.[/promo]


Funny.

But come this Saturday night at the Oshawa Civic Centre, you and your cheating ways will get a taste of some down home southern Ontario justice! Your dirty tricks may go over well in Ohio chief, but remember what it says on the license plates up here: "Ontario - Yours To Discover...PAIN!!"

Might I propose a double cage, loser leaves town match?
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Post by Gunpowder » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:49 am

Live, this Friday, Pruitt takes on DSafetyGuy in the first ever LOSER BLOWS WINNER CHALLENGE! Fists are gonna fly, and that's not all!
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:03 pm

Love all the call outs and kayfabe here. Was planning on doing a Canadian Grudge Match with Pruitt vs. Degen (loser moves to Newfoundland), but might have to postpone for the rematch with DSafe.
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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:15 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:Love all the call outs and kayfabe here. Was planning on doing a Canadian Grudge Match with Pruitt vs. Degen (loser moves to Newfoundland), but might have to postpone for the rematch with DSafe.


Newfoundland hell, loser goes to Nunavut!

I live in the engine room of this country, Toronto is to Calgary what New York is to Jacksonville.

Degen may be a big deal in Alberta, but over here, we have to impress more than pseudo-rednecks and refugees from Manitoba. To paraphrase the Iron Sheik - "Alberta (insert disgusting sound of phlegmy expectoration)"

For him, I'd like to suggest the ultimate battle - a match while we both wear snowshoes. Old time Canadian wrestling.
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Post by Johnnie » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:45 pm

Holy hell I've missed this thread. This is awesome.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:37 pm

Pruitt wrote:
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Pruitt wrote:DSafety Guy is filthy!

Is there an appeals process? Between the low blows and the choking, I wasn't given a chance by the ref.


After Pruitt's debut, we know without a doubt that there are two kinds of competitors in the SWF: those who compete to win and those who compete to whine. All of my holds were released in the legally required time when prompted by the official. Therefore, I was not disqualified and my victory stands.

Guess that hockey jersey hides the yellow streak running straight up your back, Pruitt. Show up to compete or stay out of the arena.[/promo]


Funny.

But come this Saturday night at the Oshawa Civic Centre, you and your cheating ways will get a taste of some down home southern Ontario justice! Your dirty tricks may go over well in Ohio chief, but remember what it says on the license plates up here: "Ontario - Yours To Discover...PAIN!!"

Might I propose a double cage, loser leaves town match?


"Southern Ontario justice". Sounds like more lousy CBC programming centered around the case of the missing maple syrup. And I figured you were already busy on Saturday night, like all good Canadians, with HNIC, only in your case that's "Hopeless No-Talent Is Crying."

Top talent doesn't show up in one-horse towns like Oshawa, rube. Does Oshawa even have a building with a roof?

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 26, 2017 4:05 pm

Oshawa too small for the Kalida Kid?

I would have challenged you to a fight in Toronto, but I was worried that the sight of a subway train would make your head spin. My loss was a fluke, caused by my inability to breathe during illegal choke holds. Vengeance will be mine, and remembe, I have an entire country behind me (Alberta doesn't count).

(Although your knowledge of the horrors of CBC programming is quite impressive).
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Re: Swamp Wrestling Federation

Post by Sabo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:16 pm

I love DSafetyGuy's post so much.
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