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Black Thought just killed it. Rap is over, long live rap!

https://youtu.be/prmQgSpV3fA
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... but if there was a country singer named White Thought I bet everyone would ...
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"I get the lobby painted fresh upon my request" is awesome.
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"and not another got more soul, 'less you Korean"
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"I ain't one of y'all peers,
I'm the sum of all fears,
somebody stronger than me, who dat? I'm all ears,
like Obama, I wish he had another four years"
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Jesus that was awesome.
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Didn't care for the 30 seconds where he just kept rhyming things with gooch
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There is no superlative that is superlative enough.
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Ryan wrote:Didn't care for the 30 seconds where he just kept rhyming things with gooch


I started working on this but when the word "smooch" popped into my head I shut down.
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I lasted 30 seconds.
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A_B wrote:I lasted 30 seconds.


Title of your latest sex tape

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♫ Hey my name is AB
And I'm here to say
I love coal and booze
In a major way
Sometimes I unnnggghhhhhhh ...
...
[music cuts]
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Admins please delete.
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Amazing that Black Thought fellow could just think up 10 minutes of continuous rap off the top of his head without any prior planning!
Totally Kafkaesque
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He could be reading it from teleprompter glasses, it's still amazing.
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If rap wasn't dead, that rap battle show on TBS would have killed it.
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Shirley wrote:Amazing that Black Thought fellow could just think up 10 minutes of continuous rap off the top of his head without any prior planning!


That's not the implication of freestyle, Shirley.



(Like one of the last things on the video is Flex talking about how sometimes its "50 takes" to get it right.)
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mister d wrote:
Shirley wrote:Amazing that Black Thought fellow could just think up 10 minutes of continuous rap off the top of his head without any prior planning!


That's not the implication of freestyle, Shirley.


Really? I thought it was, too.
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Wait, you guys really think AB isn't live as hell in the studio?


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wizard-level stuff there
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CALL CHRISTMAS AB CUZ IT JUST CAME EARLY
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I'm glad someone started a thread with this title, because I was thinking of starting one to ask for recommendations for beginner/classic rap songs for a 52-year-old white guy.

I have basically never listened to any rap. But I like the beats, and I really like the wordplay and rhymes. I'd prefer not to listen to songs about bitches (daughter), but otherwise I'm not offended by anything offensive.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Had me waiting on the hidden track, AB.
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JFC thats great.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:I'm glad someone started a thread with this title, because I was thinking of starting one to ask for recommendations for beginner/classic rap songs for a 52-year-old white guy.

I have basically never listened to any rap. But I like the beats, and I really like the wordplay and rhymes. I'd prefer not to listen to songs about bitches (daughter), but otherwise I'm not offended by anything offensive.


Yeah, that's going to be a big problem. Present day me would never start listening to what I grew up loving because its super slur-y.
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Well. Shut er down boys. GPJ wins.

(Hey carwash...can I get a new entrance song?)
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A_B wrote:(Hey carwash...can I get a new entrance song?)


My exact thought. Yes, absolutely.
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govmentchedda wrote:Had me waiting on the hidden track, AB.



Movie Maker has been f-ing up for awhile now.

In fact, it screwed up the audio as well. Actual version here:

https://soundcloud.com/swampcast-1/ab-d ... p-my-gooch
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Steve of phpBB wrote:I'm glad someone started a thread with this title, because I was thinking of starting one to ask for recommendations for beginner/classic rap songs for a 52-year-old white guy.

I have basically never listened to any rap. But I like the beats, and I really like the wordplay and rhymes. I'd prefer not to listen to songs about bitches (daughter), but otherwise I'm not offended by anything offensive.


It's also problematic because there's so much to choose from. I can't promise ZERO lyrics with the word bitch, but you could start with some of the great East Coast rap like Public Enemy and Wu-Tang Clan.

Maybe start with It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back (Public Enemy) and Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (Wu-Tang, obvs). The immediate albums after those (Fear Of A Black Planet - PE) and a whole variety of all-time classic solo albums from Wu members (Method Man-Tical, GZA-Liquid Swords, Raekwon-Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Ol' Dirty Bastard-Return To The 36 Chambers) would also be consider must-listen canon for those artists.

Those groups were much less misogynistic than comparable West Coast rap from the time. (Still a little homophobic, but still probably less so than a lot of time period comps).

(Also, can we talk about how fucking insane it is that Wu-Tang rolled out like four solo albums in that mid-90s period that are basically all considered all-time classics to varying degrees).
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If you're coming in with a relatively blank slate, I'd go chronologically. You'll see the progression and eras and probably better understand why certain albums were considered groundbreaking. Like a lot of people did Nas after Nas which might chip away at how insane Illmatic was/is when it was released.
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GPJ, that was outstanding.

I throw my vote in for Run The Jewels as well. They're great. I liked that Black Thought guy's non-prepared, off the top of his head rapping as well though.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:I'm glad someone started a thread with this title, because I was thinking of starting one to ask for recommendations for beginner/classic rap songs for a 52-year-old white guy.

I have basically never listened to any rap. But I like the beats, and I really like the wordplay and rhymes. I'd prefer not to listen to songs about bitches (daughter), but otherwise I'm not offended by anything offensive.


I'd start with illadelphalflife
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Go get Shea Serrano's first book, The Rap Yearbook.

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I can handle that poster through 1995.
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This is good. Thanks.

FWIW, I can deal with some songs using the word bitch - I'd just prefer to avoid songs where that's the main event.
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Then I’d avoid Death Row especially.
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mister d wrote:I can handle that poster through 1995.


Generally agree but "Ether" is a top track of all time for me. Hate Nas the human being, love Nas the rapper.
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I know people prefer their old school rappers and all but dropping Kendrick Lamar into 1988 would be like placing Khalil Mack on the 1958 Packers.
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