2018 NFL Season

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*facepalm*



Hopefully this will be the only terrible thing about the Browns this year.

Yeah, I don't believe that either.
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D...D
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A friend of mine, who would know this kind of thing, says that slogan is probably the name of a gay porn movie.
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Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland
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Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:01 pm Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland
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Brownstyle
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Could call the stadium the Brown Hole.
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Red cherry (patio?) soda. Yummmm.
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Felt a need to offer proof. When in NC try the red cherry soda. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/boja ... w-2017-8/
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I missed that Ken Griffey Jr's son(!) is in Steelers camp.

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Ryan wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:01 pm Still better than Pound Town, Bone Zone, Dawgystyle, or Cleveland
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I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy
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TT2.0 wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:20 am I think Adrian Peterson is going to sign with the Texans in the next week or so. hes been coming into my job every night after training all day. dude is scary strong and built like a tank. personally i hope they do it, hes a super friendly nice guy
Sure...once you get past the whole 'whip your kids' thing...
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HaulCitgo wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:10 pm Felt a need to offer proof. When in NC try the red cherry soda. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/boja ... w-2017-8/
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:24 amSure...once you get past the whole 'whip your kids' thing...
His kids aren't 8 feet tall.
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Opening night must be getting close, Deadspin's annual "Why Your Team Sucks" has begun.

This image is from the piece on the Browns.

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The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
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I used to both dread and look forward to the Lions one, but now I'm ready to let the hate wash all over me.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:41 am The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
I read Browns instead of Broncos and had no idea what you were talking about.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:41 am The very last word in today's "Why Your Team Sucks" about the Broncos made laugh loud enough that co-workers peeked their head in my office.
It is hysterical.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am Really good read.

Ray Lewis, and the Bubble That Has Sheltered Him
Holy crap. Ray actually told Klemko that he prayed to God to forgive Klemko for the “sin” of asking about the Atlanta murders??!!
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Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:01 am
Johnnie wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:20 am Really good read.

Ray Lewis, and the Bubble That Has Sheltered Him
Holy crap. Ray actually told Klemko that he prayed to God to forgive Klemko for the “sin” of asking about the Atlanta murders??!!
That's some grade A trolling right there.

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The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
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Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
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Pruitt wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.
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I don’t care about Lewis at all and believe there’s a very good argument he isn’t a murderer in the predatory sense but people who buy his shit are weird.
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EnochRoot wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.
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mister d wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:46 pm I don’t care about Lewis at all and believe there’s a very good argument he isn’t a murderer in the predatory sense but people who buy his shit are weird.
It’s pretty bizarre how people around here defend him. “He’s a dirtbag, but he’s our dirtbag”.
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If you’re trying to figure out how the Browns are a missed FG away from being 0-32 the last two seasons:

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bfj wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:58 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:23 pm
Pruitt wrote: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:43 am
Joe K wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:30 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:09 pm The righteous path Ray is on omits acknowledging the "self-" part.


I have no words.
My memory may be off, but didn't Lewis start vomiting out the Jesus-isms after that fateful Super Bowl night?

Before that, I think he was all thug, all the time.
None of my Ravens' fans friends (I live in Baltimore) want to have that conversation: which is that Ray Lewis is a fraud.
HOT TAKE!!

As a player or a human? I’d agree with one and disagree with the other. But you won’t have any trouble finding people on here to agree with you.
This word cloud seems to sum up his HOF speech well enough...

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Look out. Word cloud. Even HOTTER TAKE.
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bfj wrote: Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:14 pm Look out. Word cloud. Even HOTTER TAKE.
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Happy birthday, below average quarterback who barely played in the league for 3 years and last played a game 6 years ago!

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Whenever Johnnie posts now, there's a 75% chance I won't see it.
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