Guilty Crushes

[The Sybian]

I liked JLo's question in the Ranking thread and thought it could use its own thread.


1.) Emma Watson. Shocked to see she is 27, so maybe not creepy, but she looks younger, and was famous as a child, so it feels wrong.

2.) Michelle Malkin. Thankfully this vile beast has all but disappeared. She isn't even hot, but she gives me a visceral sexual reaction. She is just such an evil, angry lying whore.

I'm sure I'll think of more, but that's all that jumped out.

[Avram]

When I was a kid Jean Simmons in Spartacus. I would have sacrified one of my nuts to swim in that pond with her.

Phoebe Cates from Ridgemont High

Kate Hudson when she was in Almost Famous

Jessica Alba in Dark Angel

Jennifer Lawrence in anything

[Steve of phpBB]

At my age and marital status, all crushes are guilty.

[Johnny Carwash]

Jean Simmons in Spartacus

Before my time, but I always thought Jean Simmons > Elizabeth Taylor.

[A_B]

At my age and marital status, all crushes are guilty.

Even Kris Bryant?

[Johnnie]

Tammy Lawrence, err, Tomato Lasagna, I mean, Toni Lambdalambdalambda...Fuck that's not it.

Oh, Tomagotchi Laryngitis.

Yea. That chick.

[Steve of phpBB]

At my age and marital status, all crushes are guilty.

Even Kris Bryant?

Especially that one.

[sancarlos]

At my age and marital status, all crushes are guilty.

Same for me, but I have warned my wife that if I get the high sign from Elizabeth Cook...

[Pruitt]

When I was a kid Jean Simmons in Spartacus. I would have sacrified one of my nuts to swim in that pond with her.

[Ryan]

Most of the female reporters and pundits on MSNBC because I should probably just appreciate their talent?

[EnochRoot]

Bailey Quarters was the better looking woman than Jennifer Marlow.

[mister d]

Annie Clark. Sara of Tegan & Sara.

[Ryan]

[Pruitt]

Bailey Quarters was the better looking woman than Jennifer Marlow.

Seconded.

[degenerasian]

Mean Girls era Lindsey Lohan

[The Sybian]

Mean Girls era Lindsey Lohan

See, this guy gets it. There is nothing guilty about a crush on a 35 year old, cute singer. And Bailey was was more attractive than Loni Anderson.

Hey Degen, she was 18, you sick fuck! Heh, I felt doubly guilty when she was on SNL in the Harry Potter skit, sexualizing Emma Watson's child character. Classic.

[mister d]

There is nothing guilty about a crush on a 35 year old, cute singer.

They're both feminist lesbians. Makes me feel like a dick for some weird reason.

[The Sybian]

There is nothing guilty about a crush on a 35 year old, cute singer.

They're both feminist lesbians. Makes me feel like a dick for some weird reason.

Ah, totally makes sense. Tegan and Sara I thought that's what you meant, didn't know Annie Clarke was. She can be quite sexy.

[Rush2112]

Mean Girls era Lindsey Lohan

Was saying this this morning.

As for the "feel weird because she was a teenager when I was an adult, but is now hot as F" category, I'm voting Taylor Swift.

Hatefuckconservative category it's gotta be Tomi Lahren straight to the top, no?

[mister d]

Matter of preference, I guess ; )

[Johnnie]

Hatefuckconservative catagory it's gotta be Tomi Lahren straight to the top, no?

Her name is Tomagotchi Laryngitis, ffs.

[Jerloma]

1.) Emma Watson. Shocked to see she is 27, so maybe not creepy, but she looks younger, and was famous as a child, so it feels wrong.

Minchin does this act where he compares Harry Potter to the Quran and then in the middle of it he goes:

"Ah...Hermione."

"She used to be a little girl, and now I want to watch her in the shower."

"I don't know much about morality; but I know what I shouldn't like."

[DaveInSeattle]

Hatefuckconservative category it's gotta be Tomi Lahren straight to the top, no?

I always had a thing for GWB press secretary Dana Perino. And always hated myself for it.

[govmentchedda]

Hope Hicks does it for me.

[The Sybian]

Perino and Hicks, no guilt whatsoever. I don't respect them enough to feel guilty, and they don't seem like horrible people. Stephanie Ruhle is where its at. She is so sexy, and seems really cool and fun.

[Johnnie]

Oh, that reminds me, Dana Loesch would get the clenched fist of truth.

If you know what I mean.

[Steve of phpBB]

Guiltiness rating massively increased by the fact that Jane the Virgin is the one show I regularly watch with my teenage daughter.

[The Sybian]

Guiltiness rating massively increased by the fact that Jane the Virgin is the one show I regularly watch with my teenage daughter.

I've seen commercials for the show, but I just looked it up learned the character was "accidentally artificially inseminated?" WTF? I thought she was a young kid in the show, how does that idea get greenlit?

[degenerasian]

Mean Girls era Lindsey Lohan

See, this guy gets it. There is nothing guilty about a crush on a 35 year old, cute singer. And Bailey was was more attractive than Loni Anderson.

Hey Degen, she was 18, you sick fuck! Heh, I felt doubly guilty when she was on SNL in the Harry Potter skit, sexualizing Emma Watson's child character. Classic.

yeah what year was Herbie?

A Disney Movie!