The Dusty Thread

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That's awesome Johnnie!
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Congrats man
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Great news, Johnnie!
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Well done, Johnnie. Congrats.
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Hip Hip Johnnie
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Happy news! Congrats!
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way to go Johnnie. Maybe I can buy you guys a drink before you leave New Mexico!
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Congrats, Johnnie. But who is the white midget next to the table?
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We too often take for granted what a gaping wound still remains from our country's adventure in Vietnam.

I dare you to read this obit and not tear up a little.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Think its a bad allergy day for me
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Must be cold in here, I just got goose bumps.
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Must be a bad first date in here, because I didn't click.
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Jumbo make it Dusty.
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Something’s in my eye.
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My new favourite hockey team.
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:51 pm My new favourite hockey team.
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Just watched The Pride of the Yankees.

Godammit!
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:58 am I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. And I can't not tear up watching the video of the proposal.
WTF?!?!? How did I miss this? Congrats, Johnnie!
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The Sybian wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 10:17 am
Johnnie wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:58 am I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. And I can't not tear up watching the video of the proposal.
WTF?!?!? How did I miss this? Congrats, Johnnie!
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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rass wrote: Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:25 am RIP Champ
Lovely.
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Thanks for reigniting my anger about Spencer, Jason, Richard, and Alex getting laid off.
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rass wrote: Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:25 am RIP Champ
That was beautiful.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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A_B wrote: Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:47 am
Jeez...

Kleenex time.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Oh my God...

I am in tears.
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Stay with it.

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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:33 pm Oh my God...

I am in tears.
Exactly my thoughts. Try and not cry at that one. Impossible.
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From the clutching of the recipient's head to the stethoscope at the end
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm Stay with it.

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Was that a walk off shot?
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Nah, I assume he atleast drove the kid home to his mother.
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If I'm being honest, #2 would have gotten me more than #1 if not for the picture at the end of #1.
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mister d wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:30 pm
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Nah, I assume he atleast drove the kid home to his mother.
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Hilarious!
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm Stay with it.

Amazing...
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Pruitt wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:28 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm Stay with it.

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Was that a walk off shot?
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I don't know it it was or if it wasn't, but you hit a dinger you get mobbed in the league around here, I know. Could be first inning, you get a mob.
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