The Dusty Thread

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Giff » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:38 pm

That's awesome Johnnie!
Muh.

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by rass » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:54 pm

Congrats man
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Post by L-Jam3 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:55 pm

Great news, Johnnie!
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by tennbengal » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:56 pm

Well done, Johnnie. Congrats.

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by wlu_lax6 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:08 pm

Hip Hip Johnnie

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by bfj » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:25 pm

Happy news! Congrats!
Enjoy every sandwich.

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by sancarlos » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:14 pm

way to go Johnnie. Maybe I can buy you guys a drink before you leave New Mexico!
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by duff » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:01 pm

Congrats, Johnnie. But who is the white midget next to the table?
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by brian » Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:08 pm

We too often take for granted what a gaping wound still remains from our country's adventure in Vietnam.

I dare you to read this obit and not tear up a little.

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by A_B » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:37 am

The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Baloney » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:05 am

Think its a bad allergy day for me

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:42 am

Must be cold in here, I just got goose bumps.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by mister d » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:51 am

Must be a bad first date in here, because I didn't click.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by govmentchedda » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:30 pm




Jumbo make it Dusty.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by sancarlos » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:58 pm

Something’s in my eye.
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Post by Pruitt » Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:51 pm

My new favourite hockey team.
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:18 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:51 pm
My new favourite hockey team.
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Post by sancarlos » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:29 pm

Just watched The Pride of the Yankees.

Godammit!
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Post by bfj » Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:03 pm

Enjoy every sandwich.

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Post by A_B » Wed May 06, 2020 7:58 am

The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Post by Sabo » Wed May 06, 2020 8:21 am

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by The Sybian » Thu May 07, 2020 10:17 am

Johnnie wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:58 am
I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. And I can't not tear up watching the video of the proposal.
WTF?!?!? How did I miss this? Congrats, Johnnie!
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Post by Johnnie » Thu May 07, 2020 11:46 am

The Sybian wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 10:17 am
Johnnie wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:58 am
I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. And I can't not tear up watching the video of the proposal.
WTF?!?!? How did I miss this? Congrats, Johnnie!
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by rass » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:25 am

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Pruitt » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:32 am

rass wrote:
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RIP Champ
Lovely.
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:51 am

Thanks for reigniting my anger about Spencer, Jason, Richard, and Alex getting laid off.
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Post by Shirley » Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:35 am

rass wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:25 am
RIP Champ
That was beautiful.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by A_B » Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:47 am

The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Pruitt » Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:40 pm

A_B wrote:
Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:47 am
Jeez...

Kleenex time.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by sancarlos » Thu Jul 16, 2020 11:30 am

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

I never shoulda punched that horse. - AB

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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Pruitt » Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:33 pm

Oh my God...

I am in tears.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm

Stay with it.

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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:48 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:33 pm
Oh my God...

I am in tears.
Exactly my thoughts. Try and not cry at that one. Impossible.
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From the clutching of the recipient's head to the stethoscope at the end
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Pruitt » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:28 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm
Stay with it.

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Was that a walk off shot?
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by mister d » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:30 pm

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Nah, I assume he atleast drove the kid home to his mother.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by mister d » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:31 pm

If I'm being honest, #2 would have gotten me more than #1 if not for the picture at the end of #1.
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by Pruitt » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:46 pm

mister d wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:30 pm
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Nah, I assume he atleast drove the kid home to his mother.
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Hilarious!
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Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:13 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm
Stay with it.

Amazing...
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Re: The Dusty Thread

Post by A_B » Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:24 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:28 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:39 pm
Stay with it.

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Was that a walk off shot?
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I don't know it it was or if it wasn't, but you hit a dinger you get mobbed in the league around here, I know. Could be first inning, you get a mob.
The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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