Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - FINAL AWARDS & SEASON WRAP-UP
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 12 UPDATE
I also would love to see a Park-n-Fly Field somewhere
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I mean that has Altoona written all over it.
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(My bad I was thinking of Eat N Park. Though that would be a pretty awesome name for Altoona's stadium.)
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Oxnard's real field name is River Ridge Playing Fields
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Can't you just call him "HUUUUUUUUUUGE"?
Or does he only ply that gimmick in Syracuse and the surrounding areas?
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 12 UPDATE
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:21 amCan't you just call him "HUUUUUUUUUUGE"?
Or does he only ply that gimmick in Syracuse and the surrounding areas?
Same shit here.
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I wish the Penguins played at Eat-N-Park Arena.
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Max & Erma's should get a field somewhere too!
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I never understood why they show commercials of them sitting on a cruise ship while encouraging folks to buy their cars. At least that's the Fucillo commercial that's been burned into my memory.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:21 amCan't you just call him "HUUUUUUUUUUGE"?
Or does he only ply that gimmick in Syracuse and the surrounding areas?
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He's apparently a big Syracuse basketball booster, so you have another reason to hate him.Gunpowder wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:49 amSame shit here.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:21 amCan't you just call him "HUUUUUUUUUUGE"?
Or does he only ply that gimmick in Syracuse and the surrounding areas?
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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WEEK 12 UPDATE
Burlington Sports Frogs
The Sports Frogs finally pulled even with Middlesex for the Northeast division lead. A full slate this upcoming week begins with a makeup game vs. Dundalk for a rainout last week, followed by a road trip to Altoona, and then finally another series at Middlesex.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 53-29 (T-1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 3rd
- Next Week: vs. Dundalk (1 game), at Altoona (3 games), at Middlesex (3 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats took advantage of some stumbles by Rockford to finally vault into sole possession of first place in the Midwest Division. Like the Frogs, the past week's weather will bring the Oats a full slate of games for the upcoming week—a makeup game vs. Oxnard followed by a couple of road series at Duluth and Shreveport.
- This Week: 3-2
- Season: 44-36 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 7th
- Next Week: vs. Oxnard (1 game), at Duluth (3 games), at Shreveport (3 games)
Burlington Sports Frogs
The Sports Frogs finally pulled even with Middlesex for the Northeast division lead. A full slate this upcoming week begins with a makeup game vs. Dundalk for a rainout last week, followed by a road trip to Altoona, and then finally another series at Middlesex.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 53-29 (T-1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 3rd
- Next Week: vs. Dundalk (1 game), at Altoona (3 games), at Middlesex (3 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats took advantage of some stumbles by Rockford to finally vault into sole possession of first place in the Midwest Division. Like the Frogs, the past week's weather will bring the Oats a full slate of games for the upcoming week—a makeup game vs. Oxnard followed by a couple of road series at Duluth and Shreveport.
- This Week: 3-2
- Season: 44-36 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 7th
- Next Week: vs. Oxnard (1 game), at Duluth (3 games), at Shreveport (3 games)
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE
NEWS AND NOTES:
- Injury: degenerasian suffered a trained tricep tendon and will likely miss his next 2-3 starts. blundercrush will take his place in the rotation for the interim.
- The Oats have gone through another dry spell with home runs, and amazingly scored 18 runs in their latest game without a single homer.
Burlington Stats
Holland Stats
- Injury: degenerasian suffered a trained tricep tendon and will likely miss his next 2-3 starts. blundercrush will take his place in the rotation for the interim.
- The Oats have gone through another dry spell with home runs, and amazingly scored 18 runs in their latest game without a single homer.
Burlington Stats
Holland Stats
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LEAGUE STANDINGS
Site pages are updated.
SWAMP BASEBALL LEAGUE
League Home
Standings
Team Index
Burlington Sports Frogs
Team Home Page
Batting Stats
Pitching Stats
Schedule
Holland Oats
Team Home Page
Batting Stats
Pitching Stats
Schedule
Site pages are updated.
SWAMP BASEBALL LEAGUE
League Home
Standings
Team Index
Burlington Sports Frogs
Team Home Page
Batting Stats
Pitching Stats
Schedule
Holland Oats
Team Home Page
Batting Stats
Pitching Stats
Schedule
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE
I like the matching quotes by opposing managers for the last two games.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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Brian is the Smoltz to my Maddux.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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I've seen pictures. You're Glavine.
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Thanks for noticing I've dropped a few lbs.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Who gets to be John Rocker?
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Too bad we don't have a tall, temperamental left-hander who says envelope-pushing things.
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Take a look at last year's mvp, Victor Espinoza, from Utica. https://statsplus.net/swampbaseballleag ... r_105.html
1.) Having another solid year.
2.) 6 foot 7...guy is a monster
3.) Had to learn where La Vale, MD is....guessing it is tough being an Espinoza when you are from that part of MD (basically WV)
1.) Having another solid year.
2.) 6 foot 7...guy is a monster
3.) Had to learn where La Vale, MD is....guessing it is tough being an Espinoza when you are from that part of MD (basically WV)
Wikipedia wrote:The racial makeup of the CDP was 97.59% White, 0.65% African American, 0.04% Native American, 1.02% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.13% from other races, and 0.54% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.48% of the population.
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booooooooooooooooooo
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Less "booooo"-ing, more rehab.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE
Yeah, that guy is hitting .459 at the halfway point of the season...maybe the biggest outlier I've seen in all the OOTP seasons I've ever simmed. We'll see if he regresses to the mean.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:41 am Take a look at last year's mvp, Victor Espinoza, from Utica. https://statsplus.net/swampbaseballleag ... r_105.html
1.) Having another solid year.
2.) 6 foot 7...guy is a monster
3.) Had to learn where La Vale, MD is....guessing it is tough being an Espinoza when you are from that part of MD (basically WV)Wikipedia wrote:The racial makeup of the CDP was 97.59% White, 0.65% African American, 0.04% Native American, 1.02% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.13% from other races, and 0.54% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.48% of the population.
To the last part, the game generates ethnicities based on the overall demographics of the country, but specific hometowns/states are completely random, so you'll get some "atypical" combinations like that.
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Just on track for your normal 16 WAR season.
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Fuckin' A Right."Good pitching stops good hitting," said Nonlinear FC. "And vice-versa."
Put that shit on a t-shirt.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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I swear i replied to this.
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Brian Sparkles in Shutout
"I went out there to try to eat...d.s...it turned out my command was solid."
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He was 10.9 last year and is 7.9 this year. Career slugging of .763(#1)
virtual wlu_lax6 was 11.3 last year and is 5.5 this year .620 (#11)
virtual gunpowder was 2.5 last year and is 4.3 this year Career slugging of .682 (#2)
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How is Chris Hansen not the manager of the Middlesex Offenders?
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Last year in one of the updates I wrote "The Sports Frogs are closing in on the Offenders faster than Chris Hansen" but nobody got it (or at least didn't think it was worthy of comment).
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Jared Fogle started his career as a pitcher in the minors, but I think he transitioned to catcher recently.
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Really hoping there are a lot of traditional stat-based GM's in the league for the coming offseason.
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Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE
LaVale is 15 minutes past “where the fuck is this place”. I’ve done presentations at a church in LaVale.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:41 am Take a look at last year's mvp, Victor Espinoza, from Utica. https://statsplus.net/swampbaseballleag ... r_105.html
1.) Having another solid year.
2.) 6 foot 7...guy is a monster
3.) Had to learn where La Vale, MD is....guessing it is tough being an Espinoza when you are from that part of MD (basically WV)Wikipedia wrote:The racial makeup of the CDP was 97.59% White, 0.65% African American, 0.04% Native American, 1.02% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.13% from other races, and 0.54% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.48% of the population.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - WEEK 13 UPDATE
Did you have to explain to the people there that other disabilities are not at all similar to "birth-defects-caused-by-inbreeding".bfj wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:49 pmLaVale is 15 minutes past “where the fuck is this place”. I’ve done presentations at a church in LaVale.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:41 am Take a look at last year's mvp, Victor Espinoza, from Utica. https://statsplus.net/swampbaseballleag ... r_105.html
1.) Having another solid year.
2.) 6 foot 7...guy is a monster
3.) Had to learn where La Vale, MD is....guessing it is tough being an Espinoza when you are from that part of MD (basically WV)Wikipedia wrote:The racial makeup of the CDP was 97.59% White, 0.65% African American, 0.04% Native American, 1.02% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.13% from other races, and 0.54% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.48% of the population.
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i love black people so im out of the rocker sweepstakesJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:27 amToo bad we don't have a tall, temperamental left-hander who says envelope-pushing things.
MOTHERFUCKING 2017 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!Gunpowder wrote:you transcend douchedom.
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Not so fast:TT2.0 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:08 ami love black people so im out of the rocker sweepstakesJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:27 amToo bad we don't have a tall, temperamental left-hander who says envelope-pushing things.
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2 good looking guys.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:43 amNot so fast:TT2.0 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:08 ami love black people so im out of the rocker sweepstakesJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:27 amToo bad we don't have a tall, temperamental left-hander who says envelope-pushing things.
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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im not happy Bout thenfact that virtual me is about to be pelted by battéries but I am a team player. if you need me to be more hated i can channrl some carl everett for you.....
FUCK DINOSAURS CAUŠE THEY NEVER EXISTED LOLZ
sadly my virtual stats are very 'Rick Ankiel....and not the post steroid power hitting outfielder
FUCK DINOSAURS CAUŠE THEY NEVER EXISTED LOLZ
sadly my virtual stats are very 'Rick Ankiel....and not the post steroid power hitting outfielder
MOTHERFUCKING 2017 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!Gunpowder wrote:you transcend douchedom.
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WEEK 14 UPDATE
Burlington Sports Frogs
With another good week, the Sports Frogs continued to pull ahead of Middlesex for the Northeast Division lead. Coming up on the last week before the All-Star break, they'll have a couple of home series against middle-of-the-pack teams Saint John and Woonsocket.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 58-31 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 2nd
- Next Week: vs. Saint John (4 games), vs. Woonsocket (3 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats toughed it out through a grueling week to maintain a slim lead over Rockford in the Midwest Division. Coming up they'll have a chance to do some more damage in the division with home series against Duluth and Rockford.
- This Week: 4-3
- Season: 48-39 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 6th
- Next Week: vs. Duluth (3 games), vs. Rockford (3 games)
Burlington Sports Frogs
With another good week, the Sports Frogs continued to pull ahead of Middlesex for the Northeast Division lead. Coming up on the last week before the All-Star break, they'll have a couple of home series against middle-of-the-pack teams Saint John and Woonsocket.
- This Week: 4-2
- Season: 58-31 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 2nd
- Next Week: vs. Saint John (4 games), vs. Woonsocket (3 games)
Holland Oats
The Oats toughed it out through a grueling week to maintain a slim lead over Rockford in the Midwest Division. Coming up they'll have a chance to do some more damage in the division with home series against Duluth and Rockford.
- This Week: 4-3
- Season: 48-39 (1st in Div)
- League Power Ranking: 6th
- Next Week: vs. Duluth (3 games), vs. Rockford (3 games)
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