2018 MLB Week 1

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I know Mesoraco has some injury history, but I don't love this deal for Harvey, especially when the Reds agreed to pay Mesoraco's salary while the mets continued to pay Harveys. Mesoraco makes $8 million more this year.
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They need an arm, any arm, to try and take some innings and keep them from rushing another not-ready kid to the majors. Harvey probably isn't gonna be able to do that, but since Mesoroco was getting paid anyway, it's a free flier to try and find innings. It's not like, at 9-27, they really have anything else to lose. If it it blows up, which it probably will, it literally doesn't matter.
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I like the move. Its net neutral cost but there's a far greater chance they can figure something out with Harvey and get some deadline value. Worst case is you get some amazing crossover story involving the cops and the Bengals.
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rass wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 10:35 am Ichiro is still the best
Who the fuck is Ichiro?
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rass wrote: Thu May 10, 2018 10:35 am Ichiro is still the best
Just like Joey Votto, Ichiro is a national treasure.

Dammit, why are all of our national treasures from other countries?
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For reference:



Which is still damn fast, just not Billy Hamilton fast.
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Say it ain't so, Cano.
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Robbie suspended and Cano play
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Should have added "longer" in there.

This sucks. I still love Robbie and now it'll be used to keep him out of the Hall after he crosses 3,000.
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mister d wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 2:21 pm Should have added "longer" in there.

This sucks. I still love Robbie and now it'll be used to keep him out of the Hall after he crosses 3,000.
Nah. Once Ortiz gets in, then you'll see less and less resistance to PED users being admitted. I mean, ultimately they'll just build a wing for the freaks who used the stuff and Clemens and Bonds will get in, too.
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But Ortiz was never suspended which means we have to disregard all knowledge of failed survey tests and his previous semi-admissions and all that. He's super clean.
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mister d wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 3:26 pm But Ortiz was never suspended which means we have to disregard all knowledge of failed survey tests and his previous semi-admissions and all that. He's super clean.
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I haven't really been following MLB that closely aside from checking scores and whatnot, but WTF happened to the Orioles? Weren't they challenging for the ALE just a few years ago?
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You’re thinking of the Cardinals.
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Derek Lowe inducted to Red Sox Hall of Fame. Still mediocre?
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Rush2112 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 5:45 pm Derek Lowe inducted to Red Sox Hall of Fame. Still mediocre?
He's joining a group that includes Marty Barrett and Rick Burleson. That hardly wipes away the mediocre label by itself.
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It's an old school Swamp reference..and I some what assure with you.
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Honestly, it's hard to tell when Boston fans are being sarcastic or disrespeckted.
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MLB finally admits the ball is more aero
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So the best record in baseball belongs to the.....second place Yankees?

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Excited to see which players burn out when the Yankees play 40 games in 25 days to make up for all the rainouts.
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Pretty surprised to see the A's over .500. I thought they were supposed to be Reds-bad. Are they still Moneyballing there?
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Rams Fanny wrote: Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:27 pm Pretty surprised to see the A's over .500. I thought they were supposed to be Reds-bad. Are they still Moneyballing there?
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The A's are playing a bunch of really young guys, and some of them seem to be blossoming. They have a few older guys who are quality too.
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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What's bad about it? That it just barely cleared the fence? Honest question.
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What's bad about it? That it just barely cleared the fence? Honest question.
Yeah, not a Boston dig, but looks like every opposite-field HR at Fenway that scoots by the Pesky pole. (And there are several other stadiums where similar unimpressive opposite-field HRs are hit, especially Yankee Stadium as well.)
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Also, if we're talking unimpressive HRs, especially given the stakes, nothing will ever "top" McGwire's 62nd.
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brian wrote: Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:05 am Also, if we're talking unimpressive HRs, especially given the stakes, nothing will ever "top" McGwire's 62nd.
Yup.
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I don't know guys, I just watched it once and it looked like a double-down-the-line swing* and then it landed in the front row of a launching pad ballpark. I know Fenway is full of them.

*Actually it looked like he somehow caught the ball and then threw it backhand very far in superspeed.
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I'm kinda glad Hunter Strickland broke his dumb hand.
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Is it a hot take to say I'd bet on Torres getting his number retired before any other current Yankee?
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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:10 am Is it a hot take to say I'd bet on Torres getting his number retired before any other current Yankee?
It's either him or Severino, but I agree with the notion that he's much more likely to have a great career in pinstripes than say Aaron Judge, and far more likely than would Gary Sanchez.
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Just realized Trout's contract only runs through 2020 (his age 28 season), so unless he gets injured or something weird happens that contract is going to be completely hilarious.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:10 am Is it a hot take to say I'd bet on Torres getting his number retired before any other current Yankee?
Judge is five years older, so I'd probably bet on him, if only because he'd retire first. It's a danger projecting anyone's career based on a couple of seasons, of course, but that career 157 OPS+ is mighty impressive, though Torres' bat at 2B is awfully valuable as well.

Also, even as a Jays fan, I somehow find Judge very easy to root for. Much like early-career Derek Jeter, but whereas Jeter always struck me as a bit too polished in the media, Judge doesn't...
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